# Panty gremlins **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 25, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751 "2000-08-25T18:21:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/21 "2000-08-25T19:47:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Amp \* > For what reason? To procreate? Why? To create some type of super kinky undy/sock hydrid? I wonder what the kids would look like? What, **Amp** , you’ve never seen a cod-piece? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/22 "2000-08-25T19:59:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KneadToKnow \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Amp \* > > For what reason? To procreate? Why? To create some type of super kinky undy/sock hydrid? I wonder what the kids would look like? > > What, **Amp** , you’ve never seen a cod-piece? \*\* How about a dick-warmer? _shakes head_ Can’t believe I said that. ---
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/23 "2000-08-25T20:06:16Z")
I say tag 'em, like those marine biologists tag sharks and such. That way, when your panties disappear, you can search for them with your trusty RF receiver. Should lead you right to ChiefScott’s place. Maybe you can catch him mid-sniff. Dibs on designing the logo for the back of the gang’s jackets. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/24 "2000-08-25T20:06:34Z")
You could have a stocking with a fly. ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/25 "2000-08-25T20:19:35Z")
Kels, Come on now… tell the truth. You have a steady stream of men in and out of your bedroom and you have been giving them all a souvenier of their visit. I have been seeing black panties hanging off a number of rearview mirrors in town lately!! 😉 😛 ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/26 "2000-08-25T20:37:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > [BHow about a dick-warmer? _shakes head_ Can’t believe I said that. \*\* must resist easy joke, must resist easy joke, must resist easy joke… ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/27 "2000-08-25T20:44:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > > [BHow about a dick-warmer? _shakes head_ Can’t believe I said that. \*\* > > must resist easy joke, > must resist easy joke, > must resist easy joke… \*\* Nah, give it to me. I deserve it. Just…just be gentle. _wink_ ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/28 "2000-08-25T20:47:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ASD \* > \*\*It’s the underwear gnomes from South Park (the only good episode of South Park I’ve ever seen). They sneak in at night and steal your underwear, it’s part of a big money making scheme. > > Step 1: Underwear > Step 2: ? > Step 3: Profit > > \*\* Damn! That is what I was going to say. I just saw that episode last weekend and I damn near peed my pants from laughing so much. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/29 "2000-08-25T20:49:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > [BNah, give it to me. I deserve it. Just…just be gentle. _wink_ \*\* Um, if I gave it to you, then wouldn’t that make you the dick warmer? : running and ducking as fast as possible ---
**Author:** ![Guinevere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/898d66/32.png) [@Guinevere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinevere)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/30 "2000-08-25T21:28:26Z")
When I lived in Mexico this year for three months I had to send my clothes to a laundry service. I arrived in Mex. with 19 pairs of extremely boring white cotton panties. Each time I went to the laundry, some would dissappear, but all of my other clothes/socks came back. My only conclusion is that someone was stealing them. I was down to about 7 pairs by the time I left. Strange. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/31 "2000-08-25T21:32:36Z")
The replace just one word quotation – > [@](#): > > How about a dick-warmer? _shakes head_ Can’t believe I **am** that. ::Standing fast, hoping she is… :: ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/32 "2000-08-25T21:46:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinevere \* > **19 pairs of extremely boring white cotton panties.** You just model those things and **we’ll** decide if they’re boring or not. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/33 "2000-08-25T21:51:52Z")
Hey kells, if these deves ever decide to give you back your panties, make give me back my flowered Hanes Her Way french cut panties too, okay? They’re disappearing in droves, and it’s really honking me off. I love those things. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/34 "2000-08-25T22:02:32Z")
::Sniff, sniff:: There’s nothing like the smell of French cut panties in the morning!! ::Cue Flight of Valkyries:: ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/35 "2000-08-25T22:11:32Z")
Persephone in flowered Hanes Her Way french cut panties; Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyy gawwwwwwwwwwwwd… Now I know what ChiefScott felt like for six months… ---
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/36 "2000-08-25T22:24:55Z")
When I lived in the college apartments, there would appear in my drawer tiny sexy undies. I would ask hubby and he would say that perhaps they were in the dryer and supposed they were mine. I then placed them on top of the shared dryerin the basement. Maybe your undies are getting sucked through a wormhole and are in 1992 in Quincy, Illinios. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/37 "2000-08-25T22:25:22Z")
Now to dust off the burnt weasel and moose schlong… ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/38 "2000-08-25T22:30:32Z")
Funny, I was just thinking yesterday that I am missing several of my panties. Maybe Chief’s been _very_ busy since he got back. Or, grem… 😉 Now, let’s see…2 purple ones, 1 hot pink one, and my favorite black pair. The flowered ones disappeared last month…come to think about it, while I was in Idaho. Hmmmmm…me thinks VB has some ‘splainin’ to do! And, what’s with the Guy Stuff reference, VB? Are you implying something here? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/39 "2000-08-25T22:41:40Z")
Hey purp! _What_ ‘splainin’, ‘loosey’? Are you _sure_ want them back? And do you want a Guy Stuff III? ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/40 "2000-08-25T22:49:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Vestal Blue \* > > Hey purp! > _What_ ‘splainin’, ‘loosey’? **Hey! Who you callin’ ‘loosey’? Unless you’re referring to my undies, then thank you! I have lost weight.** > > Are you _sure_ want them back? **Ummm…probably _not_. Keep them, by all means, if it makes you happy.** > > And do you want a Guy Stuff III? \*\* SURE! I’ll bring the margarita mix! You bring the oil, natch.\*\* 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751.md?page=3)