# Panty gremlins **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 25, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751 "2000-08-25T18:21:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/41 "2000-08-25T22:53:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by purplebear \* > \*\* > > Are you _sure_ want them back? **Ummm…probably _not_. Keep them, by all means, if it makes you happy.** > > And do you want a Guy Stuff III? \*\* SURE! I’ll bring the margarita mix! You bring the oil, natch.\*\* 😉 \*\* [/QUOTE] Ok, I’ll keep’em; besides, there’s oil all over’em from the dipstick now, anyway. Ok. Marguaritas, check. Cinnamon oil, check. 151, check! ---
**Author:** ![Archer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@Archer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archer)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/42 "2000-08-25T22:57:21Z")
Perhaps, a reverse fart? ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/43 "2000-08-25T23:04:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Vestal Blue \* > > Ok, I’ll keep’em; besides, there’s oil all over’em from the dipstick now, anyway. > > Ok. Marguaritas, check. Cinnamon oil, check. 151, check! EEWWWWWWW… From your MG, no doubt. Wait. Unless…you meant…:eek: VESTAL BLUE! Why, _shame_ on you. 😉 Goody! So, start it already! Oh, wait… it’s Friday and you’ll be going home soon; so it’ll have to wait til Monday. Darn. _pout_ ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/44 "2000-08-25T23:12:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by purplebear \* > [B > > EEWWWWWWW… From your MG, no doubt. Wait. Unless…you meant…:eek: > VESTAL BLUE! Why, _shame_ on you. 😉 > > \*\* Of _course_ from the MG! But hey, it’s cool! This Castrol GTX I’m talking about! The good stuff! Sheesh! ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/45 "2000-08-25T23:19:31Z")
I got some better stuff… Too bad it doesn’t come in quarts, **pb**! ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/46 "2000-08-25T23:23:34Z")
Mine dissapear too. But I just bought new ones yesterday. Thongs. Isn’t thong a neat word. No wonder someone wrote a song about it. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/47 "2000-08-25T23:29:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > I got some better stuff… > > Too bad it doesn’t come in quarts, **pb**! So I’ve heard, Chiefy; _micrograms_. \ ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/48 "2000-08-25T23:35:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by purplebear \* > \*\* > > So I’ve heard, Chiefy; _micrograms_. > > \*\* Owwww! I think she holed you below the waterline, Chief! Let’s revive Guy Stuff, and give’em all what for! ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/49 "2000-08-25T23:39:00Z")
::Pointedly ignores **pb** ’s crass and uncalled for remark:: ::Also finishes flossing with **hypergirl** ’s thong, wanting to try it the next time with her in them:: ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/50 "2000-08-25T23:45:14Z")
What?! _That’s_ the best comeback you got, Chief?! Can’t handle it, and so you shift target to Hypergirl! Wotta Swabbie! Sheesh! ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/51 "2000-08-26T02:27:10Z")
…hey, what tha— who put these commas, butter knives and black cotton panties in my dryer? and where are hypergirl’s thongs? ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/52 "2000-08-26T05:16:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > \*\*Hey kells, if these deves ever decide to give you back your panties, make give me back my flowered Hanes Her Way french cut panties too, okay? They’re disappearing in droves, and it’s really honking me off. I love those things. \*\* Me, too, Persephone. The only ones that don’t seem to disappear are the colors I don’t like, or the white ones. [hijack]I wish the stores in my area would stock more of the prints…usually all I can find are solids and white. Which makes it all the worse when the prints I have keep disappearing.\* ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/53 "2000-08-26T16:16:06Z")
There seems to be a common link here: Women everywhere are losing their panties! Is it a conspiracy? Are the panty manufacturers hiring gremlins to rip us off so we will keep buying more panties? Is there a correlation between Cheif Scott’s shore leave and panty dissapearances? ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751/54 "2000-08-26T16:38:59Z")
> [@](#): > > Is there a correlation between Cheif Scott’s shore leave and panty dissapearances? Yep. I washed those panties last week, and now they’re hanging out a window at a party that Chief is hosting. How does he _do_ that? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-gremlins/30751.md?page=2)