# Panty Thief?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-thief/572276>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 22, 2011, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-thief/572276 "2011-02-22T20:28:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![BottledBlondJeanie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@BottledBlondJeanie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BottledBlondJeanie)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panty-thief/572276/25 "2011-02-23T01:28:49Z")

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I’m in the house this week. **needscoffee** , I’m bringing home new pairs tomorrow in the pink striped bag. They’ll be put in my drawer, Then I am counting. I’m out of here on Friday, and no one is scheduled to be in the house for the next week.

I’ll drop by late next week and recount. If there are any missing I am freaking out, and setting up the webcam.

I trust the cleaning lady like my mom. She’s helped me for over 5 years and would have the opportunity to take better stuff than panties. My SO really doesn’t come to my house. I can’t even recall if he knows the new alarm code. He has ample panty pilfering available to him at his/our house, but those numbers stay relatively similar.

And I just rechecked the dryer vent with my brush of doom and a flashlight–one sock, no panties.

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