# Paradise Hotel Finale

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paradise-hotel-finale/205060>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 2, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paradise-hotel-finale/205060 "2003-10-02T04:06:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paradise-hotel-finale/205060/21 "2003-10-02T23:08:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kyann22 \*  
> \*\*We actually had a party last night to celebrate the end, complete with Barbie party favors! \*\*

Ah, yes. The Charla action figure. It comes with a variety of different outfits, none of which ever get taken off.

I’m going to miss Charla and her overwhelming inability to get laid.

And yeah, I agree. The twists were a bit too “convenient.” I’m amazed Dave managed to lose even though every “twist” they had only served to keep his ugly face in the game.

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paradise-hotel-finale/205060/22 "2003-10-03T02:57:10Z")

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I was hoping that the Ultimate Prize[sub]tm[/sub] would turn out to be

One (pause)

Hundred (pause)

Thousand Dollars(long pause, as the guests think it’s over. Then)

Of (panic and confusion among the guests)

Plastic Surgery. (Total confusion)

Upon entering Paradise Hotel, all the guests signed this contract. Section 35, article 9, clause 4 means that by signing you have agreed that if you should win, we have the right to surgically modify you in any way we see fit.  
(Disbelief and terror on the faces of the winners. A paramilitary force storms the set and straps the winners onto gurneys.)

But(pause)

Don’t worry, we’re going to make you look like movie stars.(long pause)

You’ll be Freddy Krueger.

And you’ll be Jobba the Hutt.

(The screaming contestants are slowly pushed off stage)

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paradise-hotel-finale/205060/23 "2003-10-03T03:13:09Z")

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I missed the Finale 'cause it was on a different night. ☹

Is Fox going to rerun it?

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