# Paramount's 100th anniversary photo

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paramounts-100th-anniversary-photo/624866>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 12, 2012, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paramounts-100th-anniversary-photo/624866 "2012-06-12T01:22:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2012, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paramounts-100th-anniversary-photo/624866/21 "2012-06-12T17:10:22Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> I’m going to say it’s not a photoshop job. I worked at Paramount during it’s 90th and that wasn’t a collage.

I’ll believe it’s not a composite when I see behind the scenes video of the shoot. Until then, it looks like at least a dozen separate shoots to me.

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**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2012, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paramounts-100th-anniversary-photo/624866/22 "2012-06-12T17:17:24Z")

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No Jim Carrey? At least it has Ed Harris.

**The Truman Show** FTW

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**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2012, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paramounts-100th-anniversary-photo/624866/23 "2012-06-12T17:32:12Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> I have the same secret.

I’m counting on it, myself!  
😉

I was surprised at how old so many of them look. How could that have happened?  
Also, Jamie Lee does still look fabulous.

When I first saw Marlee Matlin, I thought she was Sarah Jessica Parker. Must just be the picture. Then I found the magnifier.

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**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2012, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paramounts-100th-anniversary-photo/624866/24 "2012-06-12T18:03:24Z")

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The important thing is that they included a former _The Amazing Race_ contestant.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2012, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paramounts-100th-anniversary-photo/624866/25 "2012-06-12T18:13:38Z")

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At least Star Trek is represented. UPN’s flagship franchised TV franchise for a while. And a few movies.

Jerry Lewis and Eddie Murphy are posed next to each other. That’s Nutty, Professor!

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2012, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paramounts-100th-anniversary-photo/624866/26 "2012-06-12T18:25:07Z")

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Is George Clooney goosing Juliane Moore? He is, isn’t he?!? what a dip.

Billy Bob Thornton looks seriously ill.

York and Rooney both look like Nolte has really bad breath.

Kevin Costner looks like Jimmy Carter. WTF?!?

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2012, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paramounts-100th-anniversary-photo/624866/27 "2012-06-12T18:25:24Z")

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> [@Satchmo](#):
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> Also, Jamie Lee does still look fabulous.

It’s that yogurt. Makes ya poop, you know.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2012, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paramounts-100th-anniversary-photo/624866/28 "2012-06-12T18:38:23Z")

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Demi made sure to get as close to Bieber as possible. Looking to replace Ashton, I guess.

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**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2012, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paramounts-100th-anniversary-photo/624866/29 "2012-06-12T19:53:56Z")

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Bud Cort!

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**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paramounts-100th-anniversary-photo/624866/30 "2012-06-14T10:04:20Z")

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> [@Yookeroo](#):
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> I don’t particularly mind that Justin Bieber is included, but must he be the only one calling attention to himself?

I think he’s going for the wacky, “whimsical youth” aspect is all: “And Kooky Bieber!” [nyuk nyuk]

I am fail Belieber for wondering what he has to do with Paramount - oh that whole biopic thing ::facepalm::

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paramounts-100th-anniversary-photo/624866/31 "2012-06-14T10:20:17Z")

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> [@gaffa](#):
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> I’ll believe it’s not a composite when I see behind the scenes video of the shoot. Until then, it looks like at least a dozen separate shoots to me.

You’re [in luck](http://www.vanityfair.com/video/2012/06/1688035103001)!

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**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paramounts-100th-anniversary-photo/624866/32 "2012-06-14T10:30:01Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> You’re [in luck](http://www.vanityfair.com/video/2012/06/1688035103001)!

Thank you.

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**Author:** ![williambaskerville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f14d63/32.png) [@williambaskerville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/williambaskerville)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paramounts-100th-anniversary-photo/624866/33 "2012-06-14T13:28:28Z")

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> [@TruCelt](#):
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> Is George Clooney goosing Juliane Moore? He is, isn’t he?!?

Wouldn’t you ?

Other things I noticed : actors from the 3 Godfather movies sitting in a row. (James Caan, Andy Garcia, Robert De Niro). They reunited Jennifer and Oliver (Ryan O’Neal and Ali MacGraw).

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**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paramounts-100th-anniversary-photo/624866/34 "2012-06-14T13:32:59Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> You’re [in luck](http://www.vanityfair.com/video/2012/06/1688035103001)!

Thank you. OK, I admit they actually got all those people together, in one place, in one time _without_ handing them little gold men.

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paramounts-100th-anniversary-photo/624866/35 "2012-06-14T13:45:17Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> I’m going to say it’s not a photoshop job. I worked at Paramount during it’s 90th and that wasn’t a collage.
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> I don’t see Nimoy. Shatner is there and Chris Pine and Zach Quiznos are there together.
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> Of course Takei is there but not next to Shatner.

And Simon Pegg and Bruce Greenwood and Karl Urban and John Cho and Anton Yelchin…

about half this picture is a Star Trek reunion. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paramounts-100th-anniversary-photo/624866/36 "2012-06-14T15:14:33Z")

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They should have had Carla Laemmle there. She may not be as famous as the others in the crowd but she’s the only working actress who’s older than Paramount. She started out in silent movies and she’s still making movies in 2012.

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paramounts-100th-anniversary-photo/624866/37 "2012-06-14T17:14:04Z")

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You know, now that I look at it, poor Justin must have been stuck between Robert Downey and Demi Moore. You can see how a kid might get nervous. . .

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paramounts-100th-anniversary-photo/624866/38 "2012-06-14T17:18:52Z")

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Awww, isn’t that cute. They reunited John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John…

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paramounts-100th-anniversary-photo/624866/39 "2012-06-14T17:45:07Z")

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> [@Encinitas](#):
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> Bud Cort!

Looking scary bad!

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paramounts-100th-anniversary-photo/624866/40 "2012-06-14T18:57:18Z")

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> [@gaffa](#):
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> Thank you. OK, I admit they actually got all those people together, in one place, in one time _without_ handing them little gold men.

So why did you think it was a bunch of separate shoots? Do you see any tell tale signs of it? Do you not realize that these people live or work there and would be freaking honored to be included in this photo? Do you not realize that flying these people to LA would not be difficult?

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