# Paranoid Thought for the Day **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 4, 2002, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paranoid-thought-for-the-day/130852 "2002-10-04T15:53:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2002, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paranoid-thought-for-the-day/130852/1 "2002-10-04T15:53:16Z")
During the drive in to the office this morning, as I was noticing that the dentist needs to grind down the high spots on a tooth I just had filled (1 of 4 this month), I thought, “The reason he wants to fill all these teeth is so he can kill me in a hideous way, burn the body, and they won’t be able to identify me from dental records.” So am I really more paranoid than everyone else, or do you guys have odd little thoughts like this, too? ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2002, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paranoid-thought-for-the-day/130852/2 "2002-10-04T15:55:30Z")
We’ve got the same dentist? Freaky! ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2002, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paranoid-thought-for-the-day/130852/3 "2002-10-04T16:05:00Z")
Hey all I want to know why there are two people with bibles wandering around the non secure part of the virology deparment. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2002, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paranoid-thought-for-the-day/130852/4 "2002-10-04T23:59:03Z")
Every time my computer hangs up for a moment, I worry that it’s the IT Security people remotely taking a screenshot of what’s on my PC. I mean, normally it’s not a problem, but there’s that one picture of **lieu** offering a bag of Hershey’s Kisses to a naked Helen Gurley Brown… ---
**Author:** ![LonelyNoodle05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b782af/32.png) [@LonelyNoodle05](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonelyNoodle05)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2002, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paranoid-thought-for-the-day/130852/5 "2002-10-05T03:32:12Z")
When I’m walking to the bus stop in the morning… alone… at 6:30 in the dark… I like turn in 50 circles, 'cause I want to look behind me and in front at the same time, because I’m sure there’s someone following me. And, at the age of 15, I still look under my bed every night because I think some rapist is going to kill me while I’m asleep… weird…