# Pardon me while I kiss some ass.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pardon-me-while-i-kiss-some-ass/657823>\
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**Created:** [May 8, 2013, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pardon-me-while-i-kiss-some-ass/657823 "2013-05-08T17:36:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![colander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@colander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colander)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pardon-me-while-i-kiss-some-ass/657823/62 "2013-05-10T20:34:36Z")

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I propose a new rule that prohibits the posting of any song lyrics written by, near, or in any way influenced by the musician known as **Bono**.

Look, it’s just the only way to be sure.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pardon-me-while-i-kiss-some-ass/657823/63 "2013-05-10T20:38:40Z")

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> [@colander](#):
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> I propose a new rule that prohibits the posting of any song lyrics written by, near, or in any way influenced by the musician known as **Bono**.
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> Look, it’s just the only way to be sure.

Very tempting. Meanwhile, this is closed (and it’s also why we can’t have nice things).

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