# Pardon MY ignorance (about the Prez candidates)

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 24, 2000, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pardon-my-ignorance-about-the-prez-candidates/34364 "2000-09-24T15:31:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pardon-my-ignorance-about-the-prez-candidates/34364/1 "2000-09-24T15:31:36Z")

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George W. and Gore are the two big cheeses running for office.

I just saw a blurb on TV for the libertarian vote for  
Harry Brown ( [http://www.harrybrown.org](http://www.harrybrown.org)) and this got me to thinking…who else is running?

I rarely watch TV ( other than PBS) and I haven’t read a newspaper (regularly)in three years. I live in a cave, quite happily.

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pardon-my-ignorance-about-the-prez-candidates/34364/2 "2000-09-24T15:38:22Z")

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Ralph Nader is running, and I suppose Alan Keyes may still be lurking somewhere far, far, in the distance.

I wonder if Bozo The Clown is running again? I’d rather see him in the White House than Gore or Major League Asshole.

How about a campaign to get Cecil elected on the write-in vote!

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**Author:** ![Baglady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Baglady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baglady)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pardon-my-ignorance-about-the-prez-candidates/34364/3 "2000-09-24T15:49:00Z")

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Here, I shall quote an Obfuciatrism: “Only morons think you can lead from the extreme.”

Another one he said, is, “You force change from the extremes, you lead from the center.”

…something like that, anyway.

– Baglady (who is a registered independent)

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pardon-my-ignorance-about-the-prez-candidates/34364/4 "2000-09-24T15:50:49Z")

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It looks like Buchannan may actually get his wish and run again. Not like it’s going to help old Perot’s party any. Extremism doesn’t appeal to a majority of people.

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**Author:** ![Farmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e495f1/32.png) [@Farmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Farmer)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pardon-my-ignorance-about-the-prez-candidates/34364/5 "2000-09-24T16:45:23Z")

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“Fuck the two party system”

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pardon-my-ignorance-about-the-prez-candidates/34364/6 "2000-09-24T16:59:37Z")

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The two who have a chance of winning:

Democrat - Al Gore and Joe Lieberman  
Republican - George W. Bush and Dick Cheney

The ones you might hear about:

Green - Ralph Nader and Winona LaDuke  
Libertarian - Harry Browne and Art Olivier  
Reform - Pat Buchanon and Ezola Foster  
Natural Law - John Hagelin and Nat Goldhaber  
Constitutionalist - Howard Phillips and presumedly someone

Some websites you can check for details:

[http://special.northernlight.com/election/](http://special.northernlight.com/election/)  
[http://www.presidentialwatch.com/](http://www.presidentialwatch.com/)  
[http://www.netcolony.com/news/presidents/2000campaign.html](http://www.netcolony.com/news/presidents/2000campaign.html)  
[http://www.ou.edu/cas/psc/linksparties.htm](http://www.ou.edu/cas/psc/linksparties.htm)  
[http://www.jmacsnippets.com/Politics\_Other\_Parties.htm](http://www.jmacsnippets.com/Politics_Other_Parties.htm)

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**Author:** ![filthy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@filthy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/filthy)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pardon-my-ignorance-about-the-prez-candidates/34364/7 "2000-09-24T17:36:17Z")

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Boss Tweed of Tamanny Hall once said: “I don’t care who does the electing as long as I do the nominating.”

Ain’t a hell of a lot changed.

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**Author:** ![Felinecare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Felinecare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Felinecare)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pardon-my-ignorance-about-the-prez-candidates/34364/8 "2000-09-24T22:24:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \*  
> I just saw a blurb on TV for the libertarian vote for  
> Harry Brown ( [http://www.harrybrown.org](http://www.harrybrown.org)) and this got me to thinking…who else is running?_\*

As a point of information, it’s Harry Brown **e** at [http://www.harrybrowne2000.org](http://www.harrybrowne2000.org)

What’s scary is that I know that.
