# Pardon while I bitch about fast food bastards

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pardon-while-i-bitch-about-fast-food-bastards/23282>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 23, 2000, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pardon-while-i-bitch-about-fast-food-bastards/23282 "2000-06-23T04:27:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pardon-while-i-bitch-about-fast-food-bastards/23282/21 "2000-06-25T09:06:40Z")

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> There should be an assload of fries in that tray ready to be scooped into the large fry box, and there should be a patty ready to be made into a burger. But is this how it is? No.  
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“Damnit, every fucking time I come here, the fries are cold like they’ve been sittin’ around for an hour and the damn burger’s all dry and chewy! Why the hell can’t these places keep fresh food? Is that too fucking much to ask?”

You’re damned if you do and you’re damned if you don’t.

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