# Parent's who kill their kids.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parents-who-kill-their-kids/709326
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [January 8, 2015, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parents-who-kill-their-kids/709326 "2015-01-08T16:42:43Z")
**Posts on this page:** 15
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parents-who-kill-their-kids/709326/41 "2015-01-09T12:25:27Z")
**Doper’s who kill themselves because they misuse apostrophes**
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### Author:  [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parents-who-kill-their-kids/709326/42 "2015-01-09T13:49:57Z")
Kill 'em all you want. Just don’t de-claw them.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parents-who-kill-their-kids/709326/43 "2015-01-09T13:53:09Z")
In which section of the paper do you find a story like **Man throws child into ocean**?
_Current Events_
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### Author:  [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parents-who-kill-their-kids/709326/44 "2015-01-09T14:04:52Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#):
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> I’m pretty sure that the bible says that killing your kids is okay.
Well, to be fair, God probably said that when Jesus was a teenager.
Regards,
Shodan
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### Author:  [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parents-who-kill-their-kids/709326/45 "2015-01-09T14:07:58Z")
> [@bienville](#):
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> It really irks me when idiots do this in Florida. Listen to the friggin’ song: she clearly says _Tallahatchie_ Bridge, not Tallahassee Bridge. The Tallahatchie Bridge would be in Mississippi, that’s two states over. You just look like a moron doing it in Florida.
I believe that’s for suicide. _Any_ bridge is ok for throwing somebody else off.
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### Author:  [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parents-who-kill-their-kids/709326/46 "2015-01-09T18:53:15Z")
> [@ArztWolf](#):
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> I know this has probably gone on since the beginning of our species , but shit, we’ve got to evolve and stop this someday.
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> Like this waste of carbon who threw his 5yr old daughter off a bridge in Florida.
Have you read any further articles on this death, such as:
[http://www.bradenton.com/2015/01/09/5572189\_before-girls-death-on-tampa-bay.html?sp=/99/100/&rh=1#storylink=cpy](http://www.bradenton.com/2015/01/09/5572189_before-girls-death-on-tampa-bay.html?sp=/99/100/&rh=1#storylink=cpy)
If so you will read a story we’ve all heard huge numbers of times before: the family had extensive involvement with the child welfare, mental health, criminal justice systems. And in fact his lawyer had called 911 twelve hours before her death, warning the authorities he was delusional.
So I think a stronger case can be made for pitting the child welfare, mental health, criminal justice systems who could have saved this girl, but didn’t.
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### Author:  [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parents-who-kill-their-kids/709326/47 "2015-01-09T19:04:55Z")
What if the kid is baby Hitler? Huh, what then?
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### Author:  [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parents-who-kill-their-kids/709326/48 "2015-01-09T20:07:26Z")
I didn’t see a mustache.
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### Author:  [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parents-who-kill-their-kids/709326/49 "2015-01-09T21:07:10Z")
> [@kayaker](#):
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> What if the kid is baby Hitler? Huh, what then?
Depends. Is he covered in glue ?
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### Author:  [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parents-who-kill-their-kids/709326/50 "2015-01-09T21:17:31Z")
> [@Kobal2](#):
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> Depends.
Wouldn’t the baby Hitler wear Huggies?
😃
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### Author:  [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parents-who-kill-their-kids/709326/51 "2015-01-09T21:47:22Z")
By the way, parents killing other peoples’ kids is just downright RUDE.
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### Author:  [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parents-who-kill-their-kids/709326/52 "2015-01-09T21:50:02Z")
It takes a village.
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### Author:  [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parents-who-kill-their-kids/709326/53 "2015-01-09T21:51:01Z")
> [@Smeghead](#):
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> By the way, parents killing other peoples’ kids is just downright RUDE.
It certainly isn’t a way to get invited back for play-dates.
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### Author:  [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2015, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parents-who-kill-their-kids/709326/54 "2015-01-10T02:38:52Z")
> [@Smeghead](#):
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> By the way, parents killing other peoples’ kids is just downright RUDE.
Unless you have a signed permission slip. Then it’s considered okay. Of course, if they don’t send a thank you note, fuck them.
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### Author:  [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2015, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parents-who-kill-their-kids/709326/55 "2015-01-10T07:57:27Z")
Yeah, for all the jokes and flippancy, eight children in Cairns, FNQ Australia were buried today after being killed by their mother/aunt.
[So sad.](http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-01-10/cairns-funeral-tony-abbott-joins-mourners-to-farewell-children/6010194)
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