# Paris Hilton - a sign of the end times?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-a-sign-of-the-end-times/310721>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 1, 2005, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-a-sign-of-the-end-times/310721 "2005-07-01T17:11:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2005, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-a-sign-of-the-end-times/310721/21 "2005-07-02T06:12:09Z")

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> [@Theologue](#):
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> Granted, I’m not in the U.S. She has something to do with Hilton Hotels, right?

Yes, she’s Conrad Hilton’s great-granddaughter. Find out more than anyone really needs to know about Paris Whitney Hilton by reading [this page.](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0385296/bio) Most interesting tidbit to me: She’s the niece of Kim Richards, who played the title character’s sister on the fondly remembered 1970’s TV series _James at 15_, which was renamed _James at 16_ for its second season.

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2005, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-a-sign-of-the-end-times/310721/22 "2005-07-02T07:27:03Z")

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> [@ftg](#):
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> On top of it all, the media seems to think she’s pregnant. (And the “bulgy tummy” photos look convincing.)
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> We really don’t need more copies of those genes.

Well, we could send a killer cyborg back in time to kill her before she became famous.

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2005, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-a-sign-of-the-end-times/310721/23 "2005-07-02T17:47:18Z")

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**WARNING!** If you are a wealthy man, and you are considering marrying a brainless trophy wife, take a look at Paris Hilton. That’ll be your daughter.

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