# Paris Hilton: can someone explain what makes her attractive?

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**Created:** [August 7, 2008, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-can-someone-explain-what-makes-her-attractive/459163 "2008-08-07T14:16:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-can-someone-explain-what-makes-her-attractive/459163/1 "2008-08-07T14:16:21Z")

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I just don’t get it. Even guys whose taste in women I normally respect seem to find Paris Hilton hot beyond words. Personally, I think she’s funny-looking, and no, it ain’t sour grapes.

What makes her any more attractive than the many other millions of young women in decent physical shape, or even the countless other quasi-celebrities out there who might have more synapses to rub together than she appears to have? Is it just the idea that she’s willing to do just about anything?

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-can-someone-explain-what-makes-her-attractive/459163/2 "2008-08-07T14:21:41Z")

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Media exposure creates a pavlovian response. If a person is relentlessly portrayed as being attractive, many of the proles will be attracted to that person.

(Personal observation – skinny and stupid is a fatal combination to my eye.)

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-can-someone-explain-what-makes-her-attractive/459163/3 "2008-08-07T14:22:43Z")

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I don’t find her terribly attractive. Ms. Hilton’s schtick is that she’s ubiquitous – she’s everywhere. Money buys you exposure. And being a relatively attractive young Rich Bitch who will do outrageous things is just entertainment gold, and will get you endlessly discussed.

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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-can-someone-explain-what-makes-her-attractive/459163/4 "2008-08-07T14:24:00Z")

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[QUOTE=DrFidelius]  
Media exposure creates a pavlovian response. If a person is relentlessly portrayed as being attractive, many of the proles will be attracted to that person.

(Personal observation – skinny and stupid is a fatal combination to my eye.)  
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That’s what got me - the main guy I am thinking of who admitted to being attracted to her is a college friend, who is a very intelligent guy for whom stupid (if not skinny) is normally a fatal flaw. She looks nothing like any of the other women he’s ever been attracted to, at least from the neck up. So what gives?

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-can-someone-explain-what-makes-her-attractive/459163/5 "2008-08-07T14:24:18Z")

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She’s a stupid little snotty bitch whore and I’d like to fuck some sense into her.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-can-someone-explain-what-makes-her-attractive/459163/6 "2008-08-07T14:26:38Z")

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She’s a young willowy blonde who’s apparently pretty loose sexually.

We’re not a gender that needs depth.

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-can-someone-explain-what-makes-her-attractive/459163/7 "2008-08-07T14:28:36Z")

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I find her attractive on a physical level only. She’s got a cute face and a great body and I see both quite a bit so it’s in my face so I know that I find her attractive. There are millions upon millions of girls that are more attractive but I don’t see them or am asked if I find them attractive.

I also know for sure she gives a great blowjob and is horny in the sack as i’ve seen her do both.

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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-can-someone-explain-what-makes-her-attractive/459163/8 "2008-08-07T14:29:55Z")

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[QUOTE=Little Nemo]

We’re not a gender that needs depth.  
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I’m _soooooooo_ not touching that one (no pun intended). 😛

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-can-someone-explain-what-makes-her-attractive/459163/9 "2008-08-07T14:34:50Z")

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[http://movies.ee/pildid/uudised/paris\_hilton3.jpg](http://movies.ee/pildid/uudised/paris_hilton3.jpg)  
[![](https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/iParisHiltonBIG_468x957.jpg) ](https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/iParisHiltonBIG_468x957.jpg)  
[![](https://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200706/r154802_557471.jpg) ](https://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200706/r154802_557471.jpg)  
The first pic is a model shot but the other two are her fully dressed etc.

If you could remove peoples memory of Ms. Hilton and then showed those pics to men I would guess that the very attractive box would be ticked 95+% of the time.

People don’t find the complete package attractive. It is also quite in vogue to dislike the girl(for good reasons I might add) but she is hot.

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-can-someone-explain-what-makes-her-attractive/459163/10 "2008-08-07T14:38:11Z")

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[QUOTE=yojimbo]

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[![](https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/iParisHiltonBIG_468x957.jpg) ](https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/iParisHiltonBIG_468x957.jpg)  
[![](https://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200706/r154802_557471.jpg) ](https://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200706/r154802_557471.jpg)  
The first pic is a model shot but the other two are her fully dressed etc.

If you could remove peoples memory of Ms. Hilton and then showed those pics to men I would guess that the very attractive box would be ticked 95+% of the time.

People don’t find the complete package attractive. It is also quite in vogue to dislike the girl(for good reasons I might add) but she is hot.  
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She just doesn’t do it for me. Perhaps she looks better in person, but that mug is a real turn-off.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-can-someone-explain-what-makes-her-attractive/459163/11 "2008-08-07T14:39:19Z")

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[QUOTE=DrFidelius]  
Media exposure creates a pavlovian response.  
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That’s probably mostly it. She’s really nothing special appearancewise, but she’s on TV, young, blonde, rich, in decent shape, apparently promiscuous and comes off as stupid. That’s enough for a lot of people.

I really don’t get it either. I try to avoid “news” about her whenever possible, in part because of my contempt for her and in part because I just can’t stand looking at her face. She looks like the most entitled human being on earth.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-can-someone-explain-what-makes-her-attractive/459163/12 "2008-08-07T14:52:30Z")

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Well, the fact that she’s tall, blond, skinny, has a pretty face, and is generally put toegether makes her attractive.

Her look is a little too “plastic” for my tastes, and thus she is not in my prolific collection of internet porn, but you can’t argue that she’s better than average looking. Sure she sounds a little dumb when she talks and I think she definitely plays up the “dumb blonde heiress” schtick because that’s her image, but who cares? I’m not asking her to do my taxes. In fact, I’m not convinced she isn’t a marketing genius.

Quite frankly, I don’t understand the hate. I guess it’s just a natural distaste for people who acquire great wealth or fame through nothing more than being born in the right place at the right time.

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**Author:** ![SaharaTea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SaharaTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaharaTea)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-can-someone-explain-what-makes-her-attractive/459163/13 "2008-08-07T14:56:01Z")

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[QUOTE=yojimbo]  
I also know for sure she gives a great blowjob and is horny in the sack as i’ve seen her do both.  
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Really? I haven’t seen the sex tape, but I’ve heard from several sources (all dudes) that her performance was fairly boring and uninspired.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-can-someone-explain-what-makes-her-attractive/459163/14 "2008-08-07T14:56:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Argent Towers]  
She’s a stupid little snotty bitch whore and I’d like to fuck some sense into her.  
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The…square…of..the..hypotenuse…of…a..triangle..is…equal…to..the..sum…of…the…square…of…it’s…sides…bitch!!! How..do..you…like…THAT?!!

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**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-can-someone-explain-what-makes-her-attractive/459163/15 "2008-08-07T14:58:36Z")

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From the neck down, she resembles the boys I played soccer with in middle school. From the neck up she’s pretty cute though.

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-can-someone-explain-what-makes-her-attractive/459163/16 "2008-08-07T15:00:09Z")

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[QUOTE=SaharaTea]  
Really? I haven’t seen the sex tape, but I’ve heard from several sources (all dudes) that her performance was fairly boring and uninspired.  
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There’s a normal lit section with her giving a blow job and then getting it from behind. Both float my boat.

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-can-someone-explain-what-makes-her-attractive/459163/17 "2008-08-07T15:06:54Z")

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It’s combination of her being ultra-“high class” and ultra-skanky. Sometimes nice clothes and super-skankity collide in a whirlwind of hotness. If she weren’t constantly “accidentally” exposing herself, she would not be so hot.

I would think that the stupid wouldn’t play into it for most people. We’re thinking about a night or so of raunchy sex with America’s biggest mega-slut, not developing a successful committed relationship with her.

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-can-someone-explain-what-makes-her-attractive/459163/18 "2008-08-07T15:14:02Z")

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[QUOTE=Eva Luna]  
I just don’t get it. Even guys whose taste in women I normally respect seem to find Paris Hilton hot beyond words. Personally, I think she’s funny-looking, and no, it ain’t sour grapes.  
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I think I have excellent taste in women and my standards have always been both high and traditional - I like tall women with nice racks and long hair - and I agree. She’s reasonably pretty and has a nice body, but isn’t spectacularly attractive. If I saw her walking around the campus of a university I’d think her pretty, but no more so than hundreds of other girls I went to school with.

As compared to women famous for genuinely spectaular beauty - Laetitia Casta, Rachel Weisz, and other actresses and models - she isn’t at that level.

I don’t know ANY guys, actually, to have ever commented on Hilton’s hotness. Her image as Ms. Hot is as much a media/image thing as anything else - one that, to her credit, she has meticulously constructed.

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-can-someone-explain-what-makes-her-attractive/459163/19 "2008-08-07T15:16:49Z")

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[QUOTE=msmith537]  
In fact, I’m not convinced she isn’t a marketing genius.  
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Me neither. What’s more, I _hope_ that she is. It would be so cool if she were that sharp, clever enough to put one over on all of us. Imagine the kind of brain required to come up with that at - what, age 18? - and then go through with it, living the character all the time.

It would also make her a damn interesting person. Then, I would find her attractive.

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-can-someone-explain-what-makes-her-attractive/459163/20 "2008-08-07T15:20:56Z")

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Doesn’t do a thing for me. Too skinny, strange looking, and stupid. The trifecta of unsexiness.

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