# Paris Hilton has found God **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 11, 2007, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563 "2007-06-11T15:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/21 "2007-06-11T17:05:02Z")
[QUOTE=vetbridge] That wouldabeen during the cavity search. [/QUOTE] I guess that proves God really is everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/22 "2007-06-11T17:06:46Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] I guess that proves God really is everywhere. [/QUOTE] And that he’s disease resistant and stain free. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/23 "2007-06-11T17:10:20Z")
[QUOTE=Gangster Octopus] Well, she’s right. [/QUOTE] That’s a given. It doesn’t make her plea any less hollow, though. She has, after all, proven herself abundantly proficient at paying lip service. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/24 "2007-06-11T17:10:39Z")
[QUOTE=vetbridge] And that he’s disease resistant and stain free. [/QUOTE] And has a pungent aroma. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/25 "2007-06-11T17:15:03Z")
That was quick. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/26 "2007-06-11T17:24:02Z")
Wonder if she’ll find allah by the time it’s all over. ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/27 "2007-06-11T18:12:20Z")
We will see how the rest of her sentence progresses. While I do not believe she is a genius or anything, I do think she plays up the dumb aspect of her personality for the sensationality of it all. I’m looking for a cite, but I had heard that Paris and Nikki would do take after take of their show “The Simple Life” or whatever it was called, playing it up such that they would be dumber and dumber. _shrug_ If she learns something and turns her life around, fantastic. But… I’ll believe it when I see it. – IG ---
**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/28 "2007-06-11T18:21:49Z")
If this is a sign of a genuine personality shift then I applaude her. More important than finding God, is for her to find her inner human being. I don’t even expect a major lifestyle change, just some responsibility and respect for those of us that aren’t born wealthy. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/29 "2007-06-11T18:37:39Z")
[QUOTE=Christopher] respect for those of us that aren’t born wealthy. [/QUOTE] Yeah, right. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/30 "2007-06-11T19:11:11Z")
God has given me this new chance… God and the legal system . Why does god hang around prison so much? ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/31 "2007-06-11T19:32:34Z")
[QUOTE=gonzomax] Why does god hang around prison so much? [/QUOTE] And foxholes. He’s in all the foxholes. [stops to consider what he’s just said, in the context of previous posts.] Oh, don’t start! AP says she wants to start a “Paris Playhouse” for sick children to come to. To what purpose, I wonder? And why does it HAVE to have her name on it? If she wants to help sick children, why doesn’t she study to become a pediatric nurse? They’re in short supply, and she contribute her salary back to training even more pediatric nurses. I’m just sayin’. ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/32 "2007-06-11T19:34:17Z")
Look at the wording…she didn’t say she’s “accepted Jesus Christ as her personal savior”, or she’s following the way of Allah or Jehovah. Many people might say that God has given them a chance without meaning more than to acknowledge–possibly very vaguely–that they are theist. In other words, just meh. ---
**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/33 "2007-06-11T19:45:58Z")
[QUOTE=Sunrazor] And foxholes. He’s in all the foxholes. [/QUOTE] He’s a bit of a bastard about it too, keeping all the atheists out. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/34 "2007-06-11T19:49:40Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] That silly deity is always getting Himself lost! [/QUOTE] Maybe it’s time to assign him a divinity buddy. If you keep holding your divinity buddy’s hand, you won’t run off into traffic or another galaxy or a parallel dimension or something. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/35 "2007-06-11T20:04:02Z")
I think she’s mixed up the order; it’s get addicted to multiple substances, go to rehab a couple of times, do veganism, buddhism, caballa, THEN find god and commit your life pubicly to good works. Stupid celebutante. Going off doing things half-cocked (heh). In other words, I think this is complete bullshit. This is par for the course for the Borderline Personality that I think Paris is. She needs help, alright, but she isn’t anywhere near ready to get it yet. She’s just trying on piousness today. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/36 "2007-06-11T20:08:01Z")
And anyway, I don’t know what the big deal is. I found God once. He jumped up, said, “Your turn!” and then turned around, hid his eyes and started counting aloud. Dude _still_ thinks I’m in Mariana’s Trench. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/37 "2007-06-11T20:21:27Z")
[QUOTE=vetbridge] And that he’s disease resistant and stain free. [/QUOTE] Introducing New and Improved God! Now with Scotchgard[sup]TM[/sup]! They have Concord flights to hell, still, don’t they? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/38 "2007-06-11T22:07:54Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Wonder if she’ll find allah by the time it’s all over. [/QUOTE] I have the greatest picture in my head of Paris Hilton dressed in the bow-tie and suit of the NOI. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/39 "2007-06-11T22:09:52Z")
Damn it, I misread the thread title as “Paris Hilton has been found dead.” Life is a series of bitter disappointments. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/40 "2007-06-11T22:39:07Z")
Usually you can find god under a sofa cushion, along with some odd coins and a couple of keys. I lost mine long ago but I think the cleaning lady put him out with the garbage, no chance of me finding him again. I’ll walk to hell. Can’t afford the plane ticket. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563.md?page=3)