# Paris Hilton has found God

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 11, 2007, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563 "2007-06-11T15:00:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2007, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/61 "2007-06-12T04:47:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Cluricaun]  
I have the greatest picture in my head of Paris Hilton dressed in the bow-tie and suit of the NOI.  
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Well, Farrakhan IS retiring…

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2007, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/62 "2007-06-12T04:50:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Icarus]  
Y’know, y’know…

Similar to how some addicts can give up drugs/drink/etc. only to become equally obsessed with whatever they latch on to (religion/excercise/etc.) to replace the original destructive addiction, I am kinda worried about what Paris will turn into when this is all done. She starts out as “Attention Whore Party Girl”, does she turn into “Attention Whore Recovering Party Girl”, or “Attention Whore Civil Rights Activist”? {{{shudder}}}  
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Maybe she’ll just latch onto my penis.

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**Author:** ![Manatee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/50afbb/32.png) [@Manatee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manatee)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2007, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/63 "2007-06-12T05:38:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]  
Maybe she’ll just latch onto my penis.  
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Better yours than mine.

_shudder_

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2007, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/64 "2007-06-12T05:57:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Manatee]  
Better yours than mine.

_shudder_  
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Well, I figure that for a turboslut, eventually my number’s going to come up.  
…with her being the turboslut. Not me.

Stop laughing at me.

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**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2007, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/65 "2007-06-12T12:31:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Celyn]  
Perhaps she will become a nun. 😃  
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Which probably would increase the enrollment in the Priesthood. I can just see the recruitment posters with her on the posters. There is Paris in her mini habit, bent over holding a ruler.

and the caption reads, "_Are you priesthood strong?"_

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2007, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/66 "2007-06-12T22:48:47Z")

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[QUOTE=TV time]  
Which probably would increase the enrollment in the Priesthood. I can just see the recruitment posters with her on the posters. There is Paris in her mini habit, bent over holding a ruler.

and the caption reads, "_Are you priesthood strong?"_  
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“That’s hot.”

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**Author:** ![Gwalford](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c37758/32.png) [@Gwalford](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gwalford)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-has-found-god/407563/67 "2007-06-13T00:33:48Z")

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Doesn’t it seem like everyone who F’s up their life goes to the opposite extreme? Sex, drugs, R&R to born again Christian. Just an observation.

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