# Paris Hilton: Is no news good news?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-is-no-news-good-news/394338>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 2, 2007, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-is-no-news-good-news/394338 "2007-03-02T19:23:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2007, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-is-no-news-good-news/394338/1 "2007-03-02T19:23:54Z")

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[The AP tries to keep us in the dark on PH’s doings.](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070302/ap_en_ce/ignoring_paris_hilton)

Thank god our (week-)long national nightmare is over!

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**Author:** ![iluvurmom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iluvurmom/32/7276_2.png) [@iluvurmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iluvurmom)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2007, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-is-no-news-good-news/394338/2 "2007-03-02T20:15:46Z")

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when will she go away!

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2007, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-is-no-news-good-news/394338/3 "2007-03-02T20:42:50Z")

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Paris who?

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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2007, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-is-no-news-good-news/394338/4 "2007-03-03T00:03:25Z")

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If AP hadn’t run the story saying that they hadn’t run any stories, I wouldn’t have noticed.

Now would AP please PLEASE not run any Britney Spears stories for a week. Or several.