# Paris Hilton - Out of jail after 3 days??? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 7, 2007, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113 "2007-06-07T14:11:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/41 "2007-06-07T16:53:37Z")
So, is there a pool on when her next DUI will be? -Joe ---
**Author:** ![Chataway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b782af/32.png) [@Chataway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chataway)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/42 "2007-06-07T16:53:58Z")
[QUOTE=Fir na tine] MSNBC is breaking a story that she’s been released. :eek: Keep your children off the streets. [/QUOTE] Yes, but she’s wearing an ankle bracelet and isn’t “allowed” to leave her house. Yea, sure. She wasn’t supposed to be driving either. She needs to get a real life. And quit being important/famous because she’s an heiress. ---
**Author:** ![T\_SQUARE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9de053/32.png) [@T\_SQUARE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/T_SQUARE)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/43 "2007-06-07T16:55:07Z")
[QUOTE=dangermom] So, an open admission that our justice system is broken and you can whine your way out of jail if only you are rich enough. Didn’t we have a thread a couple of days ago on what happens to most prisoners who don’t eat? They get feeding tubes, right? It’s very depressing to think of what a travesty this is, and how all my worst thoughts about the condition of our government are completely confirmed. [/QUOTE] Relax, it’s not like she head-butted Jesus or anything. Let’s not forget she was locked up for a traffic violation. As I understand, many similar offenders in California spend a fraction of their sentences in the slammer. Would anyone in the thread who thinks this is a failure of the justice system support the doubling or tripling of jail capacity in order to make sure everyone does their full time? I sure as hell don’t want to pay for that for non-violent criminals. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/44 "2007-06-07T16:57:30Z")
Did the creators of this board know just how perfect the :rolleyes: smilie would be for this situation? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/45 "2007-06-07T17:12:21Z")
It’s things like this that cause Marxism. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/46 "2007-06-07T17:12:34Z")
[QUOTE=Flea] I’m guessing that with the kind of lifestyle she’s accustomed to, this had to hit pretty hard. [/QUOTE] Yeah, that’s the drawback to being a filthy rich, spoiled jet-setter whose every whim in life is indulged: if you’re ever forced to spend a couple of days living like a “little person,” it really _stings_! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/47 "2007-06-07T17:16:21Z")
If the court system thought it wasn’t worth force feeding her to end her hunger strike then they should have changed the terms of her jail sentence not abolished it. Let her stay out on probation and eat Monday through Friday and lock her up every weekend (eating or fasting) until she’s completed a total of forty five days. ---
**Author:** ![Fir\_na\_tine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fir\_na\_tine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fir_na_tine)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/48 "2007-06-07T17:24:41Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo] If the court system thought it wasn’t worth force feeding her to end her hunger strike … [/QUOTE] Why bother with force feeding? Let the bitch starve. ---
**Author:** ![DustyButt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc348/32.png) [@DustyButt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DustyButt)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/49 "2007-06-07T17:30:48Z")
[QUOTE=Fir na tine] Why bother with force feeding? Let the bitch starve. [/QUOTE] That’s impossible… She’ll just find another source of protien. :o ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/50 "2007-06-07T17:37:05Z")
> [@](#): > > Why bother with force feeding? Let the bitch starve. Legally speaking, the jail has assumed the responsibility for Hilton’s care and well-being. They can’t knowingly let her harm herself if they are able to prevent it. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/51 "2007-06-07T17:43:52Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Huh. I didn’t know you could tube Paris. I thought you could tube London, or metro Paris. [/QUOTE] Dude, you didn’t see the tape? [QUOTE=tdn] Oh, come on. OJ isn’t white. [/QUOTE] Yeah, but he was rich enough to fool 'em. ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/52 "2007-06-07T17:49:55Z")
A lot of people that get DUI’s end up doing little or no time at all. A friend of mine got 2 of them in the space of a few months, and one even involved a wreck, though he hit a tree. My friend never did any time or community service. This friend is pretty well off so his parents paid all the fines. He told me how all the other people who couldn’t afford to pay the fines were sent to jail. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/53 "2007-06-07T17:54:33Z")
[QUOTE=Lightnin’] It seems to me that OJ is just about as white as any black man could possibly be. [/QUOTE] Oh c’mon, you ever heard of Wayne Brady? ---
**Author:** ![DustyButt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc348/32.png) [@DustyButt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DustyButt)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/54 "2007-06-07T18:03:44Z")
[QUOTE=MadTheSwine] Oh c’mon, you ever heard of Wayne Brady? [/QUOTE] **Wayne Brady… Makes Bryant Gumbel… Look like Malcom X.** \*Chappelle Show ---
**Author:** ![Myself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8491ac/32.png) [@Myself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myself)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/55 "2007-06-07T18:27:14Z")
The [TMZ.com](http://TMZ.com) says this: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Paris Hilton’s medical condition was purely psychological and that she was in peril of having a nervous breakdown, and that’s why she was released early this morning. [See site for full story.](http://www.tmz.com/category/paris-hilton/) Complaining is good for the soul, but action is more effective. Write somebody! [http://www.courtinfo.ca.gov/](http://www.courtinfo.ca.gov/) [http://ag.ca.gov/](http://ag.ca.gov/) [http://www.leginfo.ca.gov/yourleg.html](http://www.leginfo.ca.gov/yourleg.html) ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/56 "2007-06-07T18:35:13Z")
[QUOTE=Myself] Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Paris Hilton’s medical condition was purely psychological and that she was in peril of having a nervous breakdown, and that’s why she was released early this morning. [/QUOTE] I think I figured out the solution to prison overcrowding - everyone who finds it’s impacting them in a psychologically negative way is free to go! -Joe ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/57 "2007-06-07T18:53:35Z")
[QUOTE=DustyButt] **Wayne Brady… Makes Bryant Gumbel… Look like Malcom X.** \*Chappelle Show [/QUOTE] “I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh, motherfucker? Gimme your sandwich!” Gangsta Wayne going crazy on the Chappelle Show. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/58 "2007-06-07T18:54:25Z")
[QUOTE=DustyButt] **Wayne Brady… Makes Bryant Gumbel… Look like Malcom X.** \*Chappelle Show [/QUOTE] What’s so funny about this is when Brady was on Chappelle’s show, in a skit showing how urban and down and bad-ass he was. It was hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/59 "2007-06-07T18:56:46Z")
[QUOTE=Myself] Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Paris Hilton’s medical condition was purely psychological… [/QUOTE] I reject half this assessment on the basis it contains the term “logical” and is applied to Paris Hilton.. ---
**Author:** ![DustyButt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc348/32.png) [@DustyButt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DustyButt)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/60 "2007-06-07T19:01:09Z")
[QUOTE=Askia] “I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh, motherfucker? Gimme your sandwich!” Gangsta Wayne going crazy on the Chappelle Show. [/QUOTE] \*\*“OH SHIT! It’s Wayne Brady, son!” “Break yo’ self, Fool!” - Rat! \* \* Tat! \* \* Tat! \*\*\* I Lerv dat skit, man! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113.md?page=4)