# Paris Hilton - Out of jail after 3 days??? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 7, 2007, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113 "2007-06-07T14:11:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Ximenean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/aca169/32.png) [@Ximenean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ximenean)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/81 "2007-06-08T01:48:53Z")
[QUOTE=Amp] It was a Monopoly joke. [/QUOTE] Ah. Now if it had been about Luxor Hotels, I would have got it. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/82 "2007-06-08T01:50:18Z")
[QUOTE=Amp] It was a Monopoly joke. [/QUOTE] :smack: Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/83 "2007-06-08T01:59:48Z")
[QUOTE=Rysto] She rolled doubles. There was nothing they could do. [/QUOTE] _: golf clap :_ ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/84 "2007-06-08T03:34:36Z")
[Paris Hilton Ordered to Return to Court](http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8PKAS3O1&show_article=1) > [@](#): > > Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer issued his order after the city attorney filed a petition late Thursday afternoon questioning whether Sheriff Lee Baca should be held in contempt of court for releasing Hilton on Thursday morning. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/85 "2007-06-08T13:16:05Z")
[QUOTE=Rysto] She rolled doubles. There was nothing they could do. [/QUOTE] I know others have said so already but – Good one, **Rysto** , good one. I think you win the thread’s prize for “best comeback.” ---
**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/86 "2007-06-08T14:13:28Z")
My father used to say, “It ain’t what you know that counts. It’s who you know.” It was never more exemptlified than with Miss Hilton. ---
**Author:** ![iluvurmom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iluvurmom/32/7276_2.png) [@iluvurmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iluvurmom)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/87 "2007-06-08T14:25:38Z")
Well she might be going back! ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/88 "2007-06-08T15:59:34Z")
[QUOTE=Usram] I’ve not been a huge consumer of Paris Hilton-related media outpourings until this recent **hoo-hah**. Is it me, or is she really ugly? I thought she was supposed to be glamorous? [/QUOTE] You said hoo-hah in a posting about Paris Hilton. Giggle-giggle. ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/89 "2007-06-08T16:21:59Z")
[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000] [Paris Hilton Ordered to Return to Court](http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8PKAS3O1&show_article=1) [/QUOTE] I had to laugh when I heard about that. I bet the judge is going to throw her ass right back into jail. ---
**Author:** ![LH75](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lh75/32/4438_2.png) [@LH75](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LH75)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/90 "2007-06-08T16:25:02Z")
Looking at the blindfolded statue of justice we are to get the message that “Justice is blind.” Apparantly it is also, on occasion, stupid. ---
**Author:** ![DudleyGarrett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DudleyGarrett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DudleyGarrett)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/91 "2007-06-08T16:30:30Z")
It’s on FoxNews right now… there are helicopters above her house and all. Sheriff’s deputies have been dispatched to her house to pick her up. I guess telling the judge that you can do the hearing over the phone didn’t sit well. ---
**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/92 "2007-06-08T16:35:21Z")
[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000] [Paris Hilton Ordered to Return to Court](http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8PKAS3O1&show_article=1) [/QUOTE] If Baca is held in contempt of court could he be confined in one of his own jails? 😕 Could Paris’s sentence be _increased_? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/93 "2007-06-08T16:55:31Z")
[Foxnews.com](http://Foxnews.com) has a picture of the judge’s verdict. It clearly says, “No electronic monitoring.” I suspect that his honor is not a happy camper right now. ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/94 "2007-06-08T17:12:46Z")
That’s the ticket. Put a monitoring device on Ms. Hilton that tells the whole world where she is at all times, and put an electronic spy machine that looks up her skirt. That’ll be a suitable punishment. What? ---
**Author:** ![Farmwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8dc957/32.png) [@Farmwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Farmwoman)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/95 "2007-06-08T17:34:42Z")
I, too, am rubbing my hands together in anticipation of the inevitable reappearance of “Stupid Spoiled Whores” on South Park. More applause for **Rysto** , but I seem to recall that you can also get out of jail by paying your $50. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/96 "2007-06-08T17:40:30Z")
[QUOTE=Farmwoman] More applause for **Rysto** , but I seem to recall that you can also get out of jail by paying your $50. 😉 [/QUOTE] Yeah, but you have to attempt three rolls at doubles before you can pay that. She clearly rolled on her second turn in jail. ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/97 "2007-06-08T17:43:00Z")
[QUOTE=bouv] Yeah, but you have to attempt three rolls at doubles before you can pay that. She clearly rolled on her second turn in jail. [/QUOTE] No, you can pay the $50 at any time. You have to pay the $50 after three missed attempts. ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/98 "2007-06-08T18:31:52Z")
[QUOTE=TV time] My father used to say, “It ain’t what you know that counts. It’s who you know.” It was never more exemptlified than with Miss Hilton. [/QUOTE] Yeah, but your dad forgot that “who you are” and “who your daddy is” trumps both. -Joe ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/99 "2007-06-08T19:14:02Z")
[QUOTE=TV time] My father used to say, “It ain’t what you know that counts. It’s who you know.” It was never more exemptlified than with Miss Hilton. [/QUOTE] I thought the line was, “It’s not who you know, it’s who you blow that counts”. Fairly apt in Miss Hilton’s case if you ask me. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113/100 "2007-06-08T19:14:44Z")
Judge is sending her back to jail. Paris apparently pitched a fit…crying and screaming. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-out-of-jail-after-3-days/407113.md?page=6)