# Paris Hilton sex video - how do I know when I've found the right one?

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**Created:** [August 4, 2004, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-sex-video-how-do-i-know-when-ive-found-the-right-one/258286 "2004-08-04T14:10:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-sex-video-how-do-i-know-when-ive-found-the-right-one/258286/21 "2004-08-05T16:47:34Z")

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> But if you can find a partner willing to put in the time and effort for that long, then I guess it doesn’t matter.

There’s a thought I’ve never had: “Gee, I was hoping we’d have stopped having sex by now.”

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-sex-video-how-do-i-know-when-ive-found-the-right-one/258286/22 "2004-08-05T16:53:44Z")

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Well, it isn’t the “twenty minutes” part that makes me scratch my head, it’s the “twenty minutes of oral” part. I mean, there’s other stuff to do, of which oral can be _a part_, one that’s particularly effective for a lot of women, but you can’t go sending the poor guy downtown with instructions not to come up til the _Late Show_ is over. Aren’t you _bored_? I have to change it up some or it’s just not interesting after a bit. Plus, I never really know what to do with my hands. (But I don’t need any suggestions!)

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**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-sex-video-how-do-i-know-when-ive-found-the-right-one/258286/23 "2004-08-05T18:16:25Z")

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> [@Zsofia](#):
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> Well, it isn’t the “twenty minutes” part that makes me scratch my head, it’s the “twenty minutes of oral” part. I mean, there’s other stuff to do, of which oral can be _a part_, one that’s particularly effective for a lot of women, but you can’t go sending the poor guy downtown with instructions not to come up til the _Late Show_ is over. Aren’t you _bored_? I have to change it up some or it’s just not interesting after a bit. Plus, I never really know what to do with my hands. (But I don’t need any suggestions!)

Bored? Not the way my man does it. 😃

There’s more to it than just licking up and down, but I’m sure you know that. Oral sex can encompass a few different activities. Here’s a link to an article I wrote about it. I’ve been told it’s very informative. hee hee.

[http://www.battleberry.com/sex\_talk.html](http://www.battleberry.com/sex_talk.html)

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**Author:** ![badmana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@badmana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badmana)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-sex-video-how-do-i-know-when-ive-found-the-right-one/258286/24 "2004-08-05T19:47:40Z")

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> [@Little Nemo](#):
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> Ummm…not that I’ve seen the video or anything…but a friend told me about it…
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> Anyway the complete video is titled “1 Night in Paris” and runs about an hour long. It has Rick Salomon, who is perhaps the sleaziest human on Earth, introducing the different segments. All of the sex scenes appear to have been taped in a hotel suite (presumedly a Hilton). The first is a twenty minute “night vision” sequence which starts with Salomon masturbating himself, then Salomon and Hilton having intercourse in about six different poistions, and ends with Hilton performing oral sex on Salomon. Excerpts from this segment were the ones used in the preview video, but in the final product they have been re-filtered and are gray instead of that bizaare green tint. The remaining segments were taped in normal indoor lighting and are regular colors. The next segment is two minutes of Hilton taping topless in her bathroom. Then there’s about three minutes of Salomon taping Hilton in the bathroom. She’s wearing a black bra, panties, and stockings and he’s trying to convince her to strip for the camera. He apparently has some success because the next segment is her sitting in a chair with her panties off (she keeps the bra on). Salomon eventually sets the camera down on a table and enters the picture. He performs oral sex on Hilton for about twenty minutes, first in the chair and then in bed, followed by three minutes of intercourse (he does her from behind) but you can’t see any graphic details because of the camera angle. The final segment is about twelve minutes long and is Hilton wearing a pair of green thong panties while performing oral sex on Salomon. The first minute or so is poorly shot because Salomon is holding the camera; he then puts it down on a table. The end of the tape is about a minute of Salomon and Hilton in some nightclub followed by a final Salomon segment.

This is the video I have. I don’t remember a 20 minutes oral scene though. I thought it was about 7 or 8 minutes (followed by sex, and then the BJ scene).

It’s really nothing special (I didn’t know who Paris was either). I liked the other video better, of some famous Polish chick (Severina?). A lot more…interesting.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2004, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paris-hilton-sex-video-how-do-i-know-when-ive-found-the-right-one/258286/25 "2004-08-07T05:58:20Z")

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That’s Severina Vuckovic, who’s Serbian or maybe Croatian.

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