# Parks and Recreation - Dec. 8, 2011 - Citizen Knope (4.10) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 9, 2011, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parks-and-recreation-dec-8-2011-citizen-knope-4-10/605637 "2011-12-09T16:38:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parks-and-recreation-dec-8-2011-citizen-knope-4-10/605637/1 "2011-12-09T16:38:15Z")
Chris: “It’s an experimental fabric called bumbleflex. It’s made of bees’ wings.” ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parks-and-recreation-dec-8-2011-citizen-knope-4-10/605637/2 "2011-12-09T16:42:29Z")
I think it was made of _synthetic_ bees’ wings! This was a great, touching episode. Loved the Jean Ralphio scenes :). I feel sorry for Ben; I though he would end up as Leslie’s campaign manager. He still might I suppose, but he’d still need a paying job. “You’d be an account for accountants? So, at an _accounting firm_, you’d have the _boring_ job?” ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parks-and-recreation-dec-8-2011-citizen-knope-4-10/605637/3 "2011-12-09T16:42:59Z")
Jean Ralphio (or however it’s spelled) cracks my shit up. “OK, I’ll just leave the way I came in.” Also, “OK, well, uh… calc-u-later.” ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parks-and-recreation-dec-8-2011-citizen-knope-4-10/605637/4 "2011-12-09T16:46:39Z")
> [@corkboard](#): > > Also, “OK, well, uh… calc-u-later.” “You like that one, huh?” April: “Did you just scoop it out of the jar with your hand like a bear?” Ben: “You’re putting a lot of sal-gar on your pasta.” Leslie: “This is just sugar.” And April’s portrait with the heads of the members of the Black-Eyed Peas. NBC Thursday theme! ---
**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parks-and-recreation-dec-8-2011-citizen-knope-4-10/605637/5 "2011-12-09T16:48:35Z")
Donna’s marshmallow Ron Swanson was delightful, with his little crossed licorice arms. ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parks-and-recreation-dec-8-2011-citizen-knope-4-10/605637/6 "2011-12-09T16:57:33Z")
> [@h.sapiens](#): > > Donna’s marshmallow Ron Swanson was delightful, with his little crossed licorice arms. That was April who made it. He was mad at all the other marshmallow workers! Did you notice Donna’s nod of agreement at Tom’s description of himself as popular with the ladies? ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parks-and-recreation-dec-8-2011-citizen-knope-4-10/605637/7 "2011-12-09T16:59:53Z")
Ben: “You … you jumped straight to model trains.” Leslie: “Oh my god, I’m pregnant. No, that’s not it.” ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parks-and-recreation-dec-8-2011-citizen-knope-4-10/605637/8 "2011-12-09T19:37:15Z")
“It uploads your mileage through Bluetooth straight to your computer.” “That’s great, thank you!” “I’ll see you in Hell.” ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parks-and-recreation-dec-8-2011-citizen-knope-4-10/605637/9 "2011-12-09T20:14:30Z")
“Don’t run away from me Leslie, I’m much faster than you!” _jumps over chair_ I loved Chris in this episode (and the last one). ---
**Author:** ![JohnM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/848f3c/32.png) [@JohnM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnM)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parks-and-recreation-dec-8-2011-citizen-knope-4-10/605637/10 "2011-12-09T20:27:48Z")
I would give NBC money for a print of April beheading the Peas. Please, please, please! ---
**Author:** ![quixotic78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/3ab097/32.png) [@quixotic78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quixotic78)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parks-and-recreation-dec-8-2011-citizen-knope-4-10/605637/11 "2011-12-10T06:43:01Z")
Baller Time. That was awesome. ---
**Author:** ![SecretaryofEvil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@SecretaryofEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SecretaryofEvil)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parks-and-recreation-dec-8-2011-citizen-knope-4-10/605637/12 "2011-12-10T07:16:06Z")
> [@JohnM](#): > > I would give NBC money for a print of April beheading the Peas. Please, please, please! I’d hang that on my wall.