# Parler is apparently pronounced /parlor/ now **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2021, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parler-is-apparently-pronounced-parlor-now/930153 "2021-01-10T01:26:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![SanVito](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sanvito/32/2805_2.png) [@SanVito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanVito)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2021, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parler-is-apparently-pronounced-parlor-now/930153/41 "2021-01-11T13:14:30Z")
> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#): > > I’ve never heard the word spoken and never even knew it even existed til I read mentions of it on this board within the past week. I never thought it would be said differently from _parlor_ , it just looked like it was in the same style as Twitter/Tumblr/ Flickr, etc. I agree, I also think pronouncing it the French way within the context of an English sentence sounds as ridiculous as people who insist on saying ‘Paree’. Was never going to catch on. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2021, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parler-is-apparently-pronounced-parlor-now/930153/42 "2021-01-11T13:38:45Z")
There are many things that speak to the level of intelligence of the average Parler user but the pronunciation of the website is not one of them. After all many websites are not pronounced intuitively like you’d think and you’d get weird looks if you talked about grinn-der or imm-grrr. For someone who didn’t look on their website to see how the founders wanted it pronounced, even if you knew that “Parler” was meant to be pronounced Parlay if it were a real word, there’s no guarantee that the website _wants_ you to pronounced it Parley and not Parlor. ETA: or basically what Eyebrows said. ---
**Author:** ![sachertorte](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sachertorte/32/3727_2.png) [@sachertorte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sachertorte)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2021, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parler-is-apparently-pronounced-parlor-now/930153/43 "2021-01-11T22:47:58Z")
Now I want to pronounce it Parlor but with a French R to be extra meta f-ed up. pahr leruh ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parler-is-apparently-pronounced-parlor-now/930153/44 "2021-01-12T02:05:56Z")
Folks, if we’re going to introduce the youngun’s to the glory that is Lady Marmalade and the Truly Amazing Shit all us gray-hairs did back in the 1970s when we were young and full of hormones, you gotta cite the original version of the song by the Labelles: [![]( "YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn0-6n_dng4) I dig’s me some Patti Labelle, but the one upthread is far from the original. ---
**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parler-is-apparently-pronounced-parlor-now/930153/45 "2023-04-14T18:50:08Z")
> **[Parler shuts down as new owner says conservative platform needs big revamp](https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/04/parler-shuts-down-as-new-owner-says-conservative-platform-needs-big-revamp/)** > > Parler sold to firm that says conservative Twitter clone isn't a "viable business." ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parler-is-apparently-pronounced-parlor-now/930153/46 "2023-04-14T20:07:23Z")
Nice that they’re shutting it down. But the people they sold it to are not nice people doing it for a nice reason. They’re Reactionary Rightists to the core hoping to somehow monetize those Reactionary Rightists eyeballs to the max. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parler-is-apparently-pronounced-parlor-now/930153/47 "2023-04-14T21:11:59Z")
Revamp (v) to become more a vampire. ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parler-is-apparently-pronounced-parlor-now/930153/48 "2023-04-14T21:39:54Z")
My favorite quote “The team at Parler has built an exceptional audience” ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2023, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parler-is-apparently-pronounced-parlor-now/930153/49 "2023-04-15T22:39:57Z")
> [@dougrb](#): > > exceptional I finally got around to looking up the definition of exceptional. One is “deviating from the norm”. If you substitute that into the statement it does make sense. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parler-is-apparently-pronounced-parlor-now/930153/50 "2023-04-16T00:35:09Z")
So, Parler is now apparently pronounced DOA? ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parler-is-apparently-pronounced-parlor-now/930153/51 "2023-04-16T00:49:02Z")
But they did obtain a nice roster of self-identified easily grifted far right trolls. So the new owner has that going for them. ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parler-is-apparently-pronounced-parlor-now/930153/52 "2023-04-16T01:27:05Z")
Another qoute from the article “Starboard also claims that artificial intelligence technology can help boost Parler’s reach.” What happens if you combine natural stupidity with artificial intelligence? ---
**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parler-is-apparently-pronounced-parlor-now/930153/53 "2023-04-16T01:32:36Z")
> [@dougrb](#): > > What happens if you combine natural stupidity with artificial intelligence? I think they annihilate and create two photons. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parler-is-apparently-pronounced-parlor-now/930153/54 "2023-04-16T02:22:22Z")
> [@Folly](#): > > > [@dougrb](#): > > > > What happens if you combine natural stupidity with artificial intelligence? > > I think they annihilate and create two photons. - I thought they created a subhuman particle called the [moran](https://wompampsupport.azureedge.net/fetchimage?siteId=7575&v=2&jpgQuality=100&width=700&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Fnewsfeed%2F000%2F026%2F511%2Fmorans3.jpg%3F1258151610). ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parler-is-apparently-pronounced-parlor-now/930153/55 "2023-04-16T03:02:14Z")
Could be a movie script for “Idiocracy II” ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parler-is-apparently-pronounced-parlor-now/930153/56 "2023-04-16T21:27:11Z")
> [@dougrb](#): > > Another qoute from the article > “Starboard also claims that artificial intelligence technology can help boost Parler’s reach.” > > What happens if you combine natural stupidity with artificial intelligence? I just read a disturbing article in _Foreign Affairs_ about the potential for AI-fueled disinformation. Imagine a troll farm, but with a million computer-trolls “typing” at computer speed for nearly free instead of what we have now: a thousand Bulgarian or Pakistani human trolls typing at human speed and working for $5/day. Sounds like maybe Starboard wants to fire up the AI troll farm and aim it directly at a carefully self-curated collection of willing true believers of anything / everything hateful. Who’ll then each amplify the message, while “laundering” it through real humans which will increase its penetrating power to everyone else. And while the True Believers pay Starboard for the privilege of “receiving the unvarnished truth” AKA being those amplifiers of AI-powered pure fake propaganda. Schweet! ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parler-is-apparently-pronounced-parlor-now/930153/57 "2023-04-17T02:35:17Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > And while the True Believers pay Starboard for the privilege of “receiving the unvarnished truth” We’ll see how that works out… I’m guessing not good. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parler-is-apparently-pronounced-parlor-now/930153/58 "2023-04-17T23:01:04Z")
True Believers can be persuaded to pay for almost anything, as long as it’s hate-filled and/or reinforces their pre-existing worldview. But I repeat myself. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2023, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parler-is-apparently-pronounced-parlor-now/930153/59 "2023-04-21T16:20:37Z")
The synod for the first Parler schism: > **[Former Parler Employees Trash Company, Plot New Website](https://www.thedailybeast.com/former-parler-employees-trash-company-plot-new-website-in-discord-chat)** > > Private messages obtained by The Daily Beast show disgruntled former employees of the social media platform discussing ways to re-launch the site. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parler-is-apparently-pronounced-parlor-now/930153.md?page=2)