# Parodies (to Keep Parents Sane)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parodies-to-keep-parents-sane/440517>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 7, 2008, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parodies-to-keep-parents-sane/440517 "2008-03-07T21:54:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parodies-to-keep-parents-sane/440517/21 "2008-03-10T16:07:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Mama Zappa]  
**Malthus** , you are going to hell.

In a nice, shiny, helpful train.

Of course, as the parent of a train-obsessed kid, I’ll be accompanying you as soon as I clean the spit off my monitor. That was both horrifying and hysterical at the same time!

My own contribution (not original, I forget where I read this):

I hate you  
You hate me  
Let’s get together and kill Bar-neeee  
with a nine-millimeter bullet to the head  
Let’s tell Baby Bop Barney’s dead!  
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I am already in helpful train-hell. 😃

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