# Partner has a tiny dick?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/partner-has-a-tiny-dick/165244>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 30, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/partner-has-a-tiny-dick/165244 "2003-03-30T18:18:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/partner-has-a-tiny-dick/165244/121 "2003-04-12T18:39:21Z")

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-sigh- THAT would be a hijack so huge, I’d be locked up for it. Another day, another thread. ☹

Carry on !

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**Author:** ![Omorka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/50afbb/32.png) [@Omorka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omorka)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/partner-has-a-tiny-dick/165244/122 "2003-04-13T06:50:53Z")

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Hmm. Interesting. I’m exactly the opposite - somehow, in my youthful tomboyish activities, I managed to either tear or stretch my hymen prematurely. When I first finally had penetrative sex (with a jerk who didn’t deserve it; thus, I consider my virginity to have been lost with the very nice gentleman I first had oral sex with), I kept expecting (a) that it would hurt, and (b) for there to be some blood. Neither happened. At the time, I wondered if the guy in question had a smaller-than-average dick; I later discovered that he was in fact average girth and somewhat longer than average.

**Cartooniverse** , if I may ask, have you and your lady tried using a sexual lubricant? It probably won’t fix the problem entirely, but it might make things more bearable. Most drugstores seem to carry them these days, right next to the condoms.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/partner-has-a-tiny-dick/165244/123 "2003-04-13T13:54:52Z")

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Let’s just say I have a deep and healthy relationship with the [Astroglide](http://www.biofilm.com/about/index.html) line of products.

Okay, back to tiny penises !!! 😃

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2016, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/partner-has-a-tiny-dick/165244/125 "2016-03-21T19:30:31Z")

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I have to wonder what lead to this zombie…

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2016, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/partner-has-a-tiny-dick/165244/126 "2016-03-21T19:37:35Z")

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You’re competing with men one third your size. And losing.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2016, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/partner-has-a-tiny-dick/165244/127 "2016-03-21T19:40:51Z")

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No need to embarrass this zombie about his shortcomings. Closed.

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