# Party (a Whose Line is it Anyway game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2007, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577 "2007-08-31T03:25:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![MHaye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bbe5ce/32.png) [@MHaye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MHaye)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/241 "2007-09-01T21:44:22Z")
[QUOTE=fluiddruid] Ladies don’t discuss their ages or the contents of their pocketbooks… but meh. No, neither rich nor poor. [/QUOTE] My apologies for affronting your sensibilities ma’am. Have a glass of wine. _Snags a glass of wine from a passing waiter and presents it to her with a smile._ ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/242 "2007-09-01T21:46:05Z")
[QUOTE=MHaye] Have a glass of wine. [/QUOTE] Now we’re talking! Let’s get this party started. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/243 "2007-09-01T21:50:19Z")
[QUOTE=fluiddruid] Machine gun to the nads? [/QUOTE] Whispers to **fluiddruid** , “Your great grandmother is doing well.” SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/244 "2007-09-01T21:51:36Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] Whispers to **fluiddruid** , “Your great grandmother is doing well.” [/QUOTE] Oh really? Last I checked she was **dead**. Does she like the inside of that coffin? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/245 "2007-09-01T21:55:41Z")
[QUOTE=fluiddruid] Oh really? Last I checked she was **dead**. Does she like the inside of that coffin? [/QUOTE] [Places a finger on **fluiddruid’s** neck and walks over to lean on the bar.] ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/246 "2007-09-01T21:56:27Z")
Please don’t touch me. _mutters to herself_ Buncha weirdos. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/247 "2007-09-01T23:01:55Z")
[QUOTE=fluiddruid] Please don’t touch me. [/QUOTE] There, there, no one wants you to be uncomfortable. I won’t touch you – but I’d love to have a nice chat and get to know you better. In fact, I know \*\*Hockey Monkey \*\* would love to meet both you and **SSG Schwartz** , so why don’t we all get comfy on the settee and chatter for a bit? So … do any of you have a favorite TV show? **pats ottoman** **MHaye** , why don’t you sit over here next to me? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/248 "2007-09-01T23:07:23Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] There, there, no one wants you to be uncomfortable. I won’t touch you – but I’d love to have a nice chat and get to know you better. In fact, I know \*\*Hockey Monkey \*\* would love to meet both you and **SSG Schwartz** , so why don’t we all get comfy on the settee and chatter for a bit? So … do any of you have a favorite TV show? **pats ottoman** **MHaye** , why don’t you sit over here next to me? [/QUOTE] No need for a TV anymore. I can’t even change the channels. **twickster** , your brother will be ok. It wasn’t loaded. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![hawksgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@hawksgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawksgirl)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/249 "2007-09-01T23:32:16Z")
**Annie** , how old are you? **Schwartz** , you want a snack or drink or something? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/250 "2007-09-01T23:39:40Z")
[QUOTE=hawksgirl] **Annie** , how old are you? **Schwartz** , you want a snack or drink or something? [/QUOTE] No snack, no drink, I only need a place to rest. Can you really see me? SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![hawksgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@hawksgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawksgirl)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/251 "2007-09-01T23:43:35Z")
I’m probably wasting a guess, but I say **SSG Schwartz is a poltergeist or restless spirit a la the sixth sense** ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2007, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/252 "2007-09-02T00:42:16Z")
I’ll accept that. Really it’s “He THINKS he’s a spirit/ghost” 😛 but close enough. (Almost all of them will be “They think they are” rather than “they are” since what they suffer from are disorders/quirks) But nevertheless, great job, **hawksgirl** , you got it. 🙂 Great job to you too, **SSG**. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2007, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/253 "2007-09-02T00:44:16Z")
Host Guesses [del]SSG[/del] _(thought he was dead/a ghost)_ [del] **hawksgirl** [/del] dnooman [del] **fisha, hawksgirl** [/del] hocow HockeyMonkey Taber [del] **fisha, hawksgirl** [/del] Barrington Autolycus MadtheSwine fluiddruid Drain Bead Annie-Xmas twickster [del] **fisha** [/del] dotchan [del] **fisha** [/del] CaerieD lightingtool [del]zuma[/del] _(was extremely superstitious)_ **[del]fisha[/del]** ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2007, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/254 "2007-09-02T00:46:09Z")
So, I really am dead. Thank you for sending me to my final resting place. SSG Schwart ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2007, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/255 "2007-09-02T00:55:15Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] So, I really am dead. Thank you for sending me to my final resting place. SSG Schwart [/QUOTE] I hope you got a halo. ---
**Author:** ![hawksgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@hawksgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawksgirl)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2007, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/256 "2007-09-02T00:56:10Z")
[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey] I hope you got a halo. [/QUOTE] Its almost dinnertime, how about a nice sandwich bagel? ---
**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2007, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/257 "2007-09-02T01:07:53Z")
Hey all. I got kicked off the computer by my brother. Need to catch up on the thread again. …_blinks_ What the–somebody died already? What kind of bastard roles did the mod put in the thread? :mad: :mad: :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2007, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/258 "2007-09-02T01:13:01Z")
[QUOTE=hawksgirl] Its almost dinnertime, how about a nice sandwich bagel? [/QUOTE] Sweet! With a slice of tomato? ---
**Author:** ![hawksgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@hawksgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawksgirl)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2007, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/259 "2007-09-02T01:15:40Z")
[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey] Sweet! With a slice of tomato? [/QUOTE] Of course! ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2007, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/260 "2007-09-02T01:44:31Z")
Crap man! I fell asleep on the deck and got one helluva sunburn! Could one of you nice ladies put some lotion on my back? You don’t have to start on my back though, anywhere will do just fine. Hehe. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577.md?page=14)