# Party (a Whose Line is it Anyway game)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2007, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577 "2007-08-31T03:25:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![zuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9c0ed/32.png) [@zuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zuma)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/101 "2007-09-01T00:59:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Barrington]  
Calling all children in Ohio - please check under your beds.  
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Why? did they leave their shoes under their bed? If they do that, they’ll be “running around” all night long, and feel tired the next day.

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**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/102 "2007-09-01T01:01:20Z")

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[QUOTE=Taber]  
Suspicious, Here I’m at your party, entertaining your guests having a good time, and you suspect me of something? grrrrr, that makes me sooo angry. As the late, great Shakespeare said “Something that someone whose name sounds like Shakesphere said, but is comically not something Shakesphere said” errr, I mean " methinks thou doest protest too much" Clearly you are guilty of whatever you suspect me of being guilty of. so Ha! haa! haaa! haaaa! Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog  
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Of course I’m going to be suspicious of you after that post. Do I have to spell it out for you? I know who I am–who are you, I wonder?

And your defensiveness this early in the Day is veeeeeery interesting, to say the least…

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/103 "2007-09-01T01:02:52Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
Here, have some meatballs. Oops, **dnooman** took care of the barbecue sauce – I’m sure you’ll enjoy the honey-mustard sauce, though.

There’s a keg out on the deck – and you can chat with that nice **Hockey Monkey** while you’re out there.  
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Can you bring out some cookies too? C is for Cookie that’s good enough for me! Coooooooooookie Crisp! I loooooooove cookies!

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/104 "2007-09-01T01:04:42Z")

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[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz]  
Ha! Ha! [Throws meatballs out the window]  
Whispers to twickster…Remember July 2007

SSG Schwartz  
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AAAAAGH! The meatballs! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/105 "2007-09-01T01:09:08Z")

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I hate to do this, **Idle** , but you may need to count me out this round. I was away from the 'puter for 5 hours and my continuity receptors aren’t working too well tonight. Plus, tomorrow, I will be without access. Maybe next time. Have fun.

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/106 "2007-09-01T01:09:41Z")

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[walks out on deck]

Hey there lil’ lady, see anything here you like? You shore don’t look like no Monkey to me, I don’ care what yer nametag says. Hehehe.

I’m gonna be here all night, least till they kick me out, so if uh you wanna “party” jus let me know. _wink_

I’m goin’ back inside. Some a-hole’s throwin’ meatballs at us.

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/107 "2007-09-01T01:09:57Z")

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Whispers in Hockey Monkey’s ear: 'twas a stormy night  
[Walks into wall] Dammit, I need Whoopie at least.

SSG Schwartz

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/108 "2007-09-01T01:12:07Z")

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[QUOTE=dnooman]  
[walks out on deck]

Hey there lil’ lady, see anything here you like? You shore don’t look like no Monkey to me, I don’ care what yer nametag says. Hehehe.

I’m gonna be here all night, least till they kick me out, so if uh you wanna “party” jus let me know. _wink_

I’m goin’ back inside. Some a-hole’s throwin’ meatballs at us.  
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Oh no, you don’t get to “party” with me without putting a ring on my finger. Preferably one with a brilliant cut stone.

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**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/109 "2007-09-01T01:17:36Z")

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Come on, folks, enough joking around. I don’t want to be the only person contributing to the discussion. I think I might have seen some dropped breadcrumbs earlier, but I will neither confirm or deny which post it is.

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**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/110 "2007-09-01T01:19:20Z")

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[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey]  
Can you bring out some cookies too? C is for Cookie that’s good enough for me! Coooooooooookie Crisp! I loooooooove cookies!  
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Hey cookie monster, I loooooved that guy when I was a kid. As he always sang “The internet is for porn”, errrr I mean “C is for cooookie, that’s good enough for Me, C is for Coookie, that’s good enough for me, Cooookie Coooooooookie Coooooooookie starts with C ahmnahmnahmnahmnahmn” Now cookies are a sometimes food. Pfffftttt, is all I can say to that. Racecar

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/111 "2007-09-01T01:21:44Z")

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[QUOTE=anyrose]  
I hate to do this, **Idle** , but you may need to count me out this round. I was away from the 'puter for 5 hours and my continuity receptors aren’t working too well tonight. Plus, tomorrow, I will be without access. Maybe next time. Have fun.  
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Err…well, okay. That means I need to fill your spot with another host. Let me PM **John Difool** , he expressed interest in playing.

But if he doesn’t want it or can’t play, it’ll have to be someone in this game.

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/112 "2007-09-01T01:36:34Z")

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[waves rum around room and pours some down **Taber’s** top. Woo Hoo!

SSG Schwartz

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**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/113 "2007-09-01T01:43:45Z")

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This party’s crazy. Too bad about not having any scotch. Luckily, I brought my own in my flask! (Glug glug glug) Ahhhhhh.

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**Author:** ![Barrington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Barrington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barrington)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/114 "2007-09-01T01:52:01Z")

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It’s dark out. Scarier than ever. And worse … I’ve heard that at least one of them is eating Italian food! And spicy sausages! With those big, nasty teeth!

_pulls covers over head, whimpers_

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/115 "2007-09-01T02:06:13Z")

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Just got home. Catching up, still on page 1.

But I’m taking notes on you all…

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/116 "2007-09-01T02:06:55Z")

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Why’s nobody else sitting on this couch with me? It feels great! Some sort of leather or sumthin. Don’t be shy girls! I won’t bite less ya ask me to. Hehe.

You know what this party needs? Some RATT !! Hell yeah bitches!

“Round and round. Our love will find a way just give it time.” Wooooohooo!!

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**Author:** ![Barrington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Barrington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barrington)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/117 "2007-09-01T02:14:35Z")

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_peeks out from under blankets_

Hey, it seems like at least one of those evil ones is not as fast as I feared! Maybe they’re hindered by their giant, clawed paws and their massive, drooling teeth?

But wait! Where’s my G# and my Db? I can’t even play my Steinway now.

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**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/118 "2007-09-01T02:17:04Z")

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[QUOTE=fisha]  
Just got home. Catching up, still on page 1.

But I’m taking notes on you all…  
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Hey, fisha! Read Tabre and Hockeymonkey’s posts especially. Are you seeing what I’m seeing?

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/119 "2007-09-01T02:22:26Z")

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[sits on **dnooman**] Hell, yeah.

SSG Schwartz

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-a-whose-line-is-it-anyway-game/417577/120 "2007-09-01T02:22:54Z")

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Twickster is the hostess with the mostess.

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