# Party at Quicksilver's place!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 2, 2005, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-at-quicksilvers-place/333754 "2005-12-02T16:57:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-at-quicksilvers-place/333754/1 "2005-12-02T16:57:09Z")
**Inigo is leafing through the salvage database at work. Locates a recovered stolen vehicle–a 1998 Porsche 911 turbo–with no damage. Logs out for the day & heads on over to the salvage yard** _ **Inigo** _: Hey salvage yard lady, My name is Inigo Montoya, I am a representative from The Very Large Insurance Company of America. I need to collect stock item number 7337663 and deliver it to the original owner. Yes, I’ll need the keys. Thank you, you’re beautiful, but I’m sure your boyfriend tells you that all the time. Oh, is that right? That’s a shame…say, want to go to a party? It’s a bit of a drive from here so we’d need to leave, like, now. Great. I’ll meet you downstairs. _later_ “No it’s not really grand theft auto…because we’re not stealing it. It belongs to my employer now and I am on official business in the company’s car.” **VVRROOOOMM** _later_ : KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK : **Quicksilver** : uh yeah? **Inigo** : Dude! Put some clothes on, there’s a party about to happen! **Quicksilver** : Uh, cool. I guess…what’s that got to do with me? **Inigo** : Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. That’s my black Porsche. Prepare to drive. ::Off to the liquor store with an expense account card in the name of The Very Large Insurance Company of America:: ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-at-quicksilvers-place/333754/2 "2005-12-02T16:59:10Z")
_Later, at Quicksilver’s place_ This is April by the way. She’s unattached. \* nudge \* nudge \* Which keg should we tap first? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-at-quicksilvers-place/333754/3 "2005-12-02T17:07:05Z")
The Sierra Nevada…duh! Remember, quaffing means it gets in your ears. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-at-quicksilvers-place/333754/4 "2005-12-02T17:12:14Z")
_knock knockity knock knock_ _ **Inigo** opens the door_ _ **The Weird One** is standing on the front porch, homebrew and **Homebrew** in hand_ **WeirdO** : Can we come to the party? **Inigo** : You’re stalking me, aren’t you? **WeirdO** : Yeah, but I have homemade sassafras ale. It’s like boozy root beer! **Ingio** : Well, in that case, come on in! **WeirdO** : WOO!! PAR-TAY! _a few beers later_ **WeirdO** : Hey, **Quicksliver** , _hic_ you can tap _this_ keg anytime. _hic_ Oh, did I mention that this sassafras _hic_ ale is 7.5%? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-at-quicksilvers-place/333754/5 "2005-12-02T17:25:10Z")
Fucking hell! YOu guys ROCK! The booze is on me. Here’s the keys to the liquor cabinet. That bottle of greek brandy is from my honeymoon. Let’s drink that first! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-at-quicksilvers-place/333754/6 "2005-12-02T17:29:26Z")
_giggle_ _hic_ _geek_ brandy _hic_ _giggle_ ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-at-quicksilvers-place/333754/7 "2005-12-02T17:42:51Z")
_bangs on door_ Hey, is this where the party’s at? I brought some stuff for us non-beer drinkers! _brandishes several bottles of mead_ Also, I brought **Kythereia** … ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-at-quicksilvers-place/333754/8 "2005-12-02T17:44:08Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Also, I brought **Kythereia** … \*unwisely, faints \* ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-at-quicksilvers-place/333754/9 "2005-12-02T17:47:36Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > \*unwisely, faints \* \*nudges \*_Inigo \*\* with her toe, then steps on him_ I’m not performing mouth-to-mout, as you obviously hope. This is \*\*Quickie’s \*\* party, ain’t it? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-at-quicksilvers-place/333754/10 "2005-12-02T17:50:55Z")
Right… if anybody is getting any mouth to mouth around here, it’ll be me. Now who’s certified? :dubious: Who want’s to be certified? 😃 **Inigo** , get off the floor and get back to tending bar. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-at-quicksilvers-place/333754/11 "2005-12-02T17:51:36Z")
_sneaking around the back of the house, trying to find an open door since that’s so much more fun than knocking for goodness sake_ _OUCH, struck in the head by an empty bottle of mead, tossed from the upstairs window_ ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-at-quicksilvers-place/333754/12 "2005-12-02T17:55:48Z")
Hey, everybody! I brought PIE! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-at-quicksilvers-place/333754/13 "2005-12-02T17:58:00Z")
_yells_ Hey, since \*\*Inigo’s \*\* fainted, let’s strip him naked and put him outside! And paint on him! Sorry **bus guy** , that was me! ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-at-quicksilvers-place/333754/14 "2005-12-02T18:09:33Z")
As I urgently get up, and run to the front door to avoid having to see the naked, painted **Inigo**. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-at-quicksilvers-place/333754/15 "2005-12-02T18:10:03Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > _yells_ Hey, since \*\*Inigo’s \*\* fainted, let’s strip him naked and put him outside! And paint on him! > > Sorry **bus guy** , that was me! Ooo, I can paint _good_! _hic_ Heyyy, did I ever tell ya about that time in college I watched two lesbians finger-painting each other? Aw, man, art school was the _hic_ _best_! Where’s the paints? ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-at-quicksilvers-place/333754/16 "2005-12-02T18:13:19Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > _bangs on door_ > > Hey, is this where the party’s at? I brought some stuff for us non-beer drinkers! _brandishes several bottles of mead_ Also, I brought **Kythereia** … _arrives a few seconds later, wearing a smile and not a whole lot else_ And I brought the bubbly– _trips over the **Inigo** _ :eek: Ana, what’d you _do_ to him and why is he painted bright greenand purple? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-at-quicksilvers-place/333754/17 "2005-12-02T18:15:16Z")
> [@The Weird One](#): > > Where’s the paints? No paints, let’s use grape juice! And ketchup, and mustard! ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-at-quicksilvers-place/333754/18 "2005-12-02T18:16:52Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Fucking hell! YOu guys ROCK! > > The booze is on me. Here’s the keys to the liquor cabinet. > > That bottle of greek brandy is from my honeymoon. Let’s drink that first! Awesome, Dude! ::I pull out the Grand Mariner, and begin to make brownies with the liqour as a water subsitute.:: Brownies are served! ::I ignore the fact that I accidentally left the kitchen burning, and that the back half of the house is almost burnt down, by now.:: ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-at-quicksilvers-place/333754/19 "2005-12-02T18:18:00Z")
Got any use for this packet of 8-Color Giant Sharpie Markers? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-at-quicksilvers-place/333754/20 "2005-12-02T18:20:00Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > Got any use for this packet of 8-Color Giant Sharpie Markers? PERMANENTS! ALL RIGHT, **MR BUS GUY**! These are specia;…let’s doodle on \*\*Inigo’s \*\* \*face \* with these. Doodley-do, doodley-do! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-at-quicksilvers-place/333754.md?page=2)