# Party II (game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 16, 2007, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379 "2007-09-16T04:05:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/261 "2007-09-20T12:09:37Z")
I’m tired. I’m gonna have a drink, and the rest of you can play. I’ll just watch. ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/262 "2007-09-20T12:11:17Z")
whimper ---
**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/263 "2007-09-20T12:34:01Z")
_leans over_ Did someone say drinks? ---
**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/264 "2007-09-20T12:35:45Z")
Ooh, and those _are_ some nice moves, Blaster. Color me impressed. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/265 "2007-09-20T13:22:46Z")
[QUOTE=Blaster Master] Alright… 😉 You will be in awe, I assure you. :busts out some moves: Huh? What’s this about poker? Ha! Let’s play, I’ll make sure all the ladies lose… well, except for maybe **Hockey Monkey**. [/QUOTE] Hey! How dare you! I can indulge in self-deprecation, but you sir, cannot insult me! Harumph! I demand an apology! Now! I thought this was going to be a good party, but nooooooo. Getting insulted is not high on my list of good times. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/266 "2007-09-20T13:28:49Z")
Isn’t there any Scotch here? A nice 40 year Tomatin, perhaps? What’s a thousand dollar bottle between friends? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/267 "2007-09-20T13:43:29Z")
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt] Isn’t there any Scotch here? A nice 40 year Tomatin, perhaps? What’s a thousand dollar bottle between friends? [/QUOTE] You like him too? He’s my favorite cartoon character. I hear they’re going to do a movie soon. ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/268 "2007-09-20T13:49:59Z")
[QUOTE=pprgrl] Way to totally kick it old school! [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=dotchan] Ooh, and those _are_ some nice moves, Blaster. Color me impressed. [/QUOTE] Thank you ladies. I’ll be breakin’ them out again after I dominate this here poker game. …speaking of which, I assume you two are playing? Don’t let my awesome dance skills scare you away. ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/269 "2007-09-20T13:53:19Z")
[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey] Hey! How dare you! I can indulge in self-deprecation, but you sir, cannot insult me! Harumph! I demand an apology! Now! I thought this was going to be a good party, but nooooooo. Getting insulted is not high on my list of good times. :mad: [/QUOTE] Haha! Don’t get your panties in a bunch. You should be glad that someone like me even mentioned your name. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/270 "2007-09-20T14:14:11Z")
[QUOTE=Blaster Master] Haha! Don’t get your panties in a bunch. You should be glad that someone like me even mentioned your name. :rolleyes: [/QUOTE] But you are only the Blaster Master, not the Perfect Master. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/271 "2007-09-20T14:33:24Z")
[QUOTE=hocow] But you are only the Blaster Master, not the Perfect Master. [/QUOTE] Do I have the honour of addressing **Cecil** himself? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/272 "2007-09-20T15:14:09Z")
[QUOTE=Malacandra] Do I have the honour of addressing **Cecil** himself? :eek: [/QUOTE] Wow. Has Cecil himself come into my thread to slap me around? I **know** I never did anything to piss him off. Will someone please stop and tell me what I did to deserve all this? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/273 "2007-09-20T15:19:47Z")
[QUOTE=lightingtool] Wow. Has Cecil himself come into my thread to slap me around? I **know** I never did anything to piss him off. Will someone please stop and tell me what I did to deserve all this? [/QUOTE] Well, root beer, if you’ve got it. Or ginger ale. Thanks! When do we start with the naked canasta? I don’t know the rules. ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/274 "2007-09-20T15:23:16Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Well, root beer, if you’ve got it. Or ginger ale. Thanks! When do we start with the naked canasta? I don’t know the rules. [/QUOTE] It appears that we’re playing poker now. Not really my choice. Although if anyone wants to start a game of strip cribbage, I’m totally up for it. ---
**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/275 "2007-09-20T15:35:10Z")
Poker? Hm…I don’t know. There’s too many random elements in it for me to enjoy. I prefer games of pure skill, especially puzzles. I’m not quite on the level of doing the NY Times crossword in pen yet, but I’m getting there. ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/276 "2007-09-20T15:37:24Z")
[QUOTE=dnooman] I seem to have passed out in the bathroom for several hors. Why didn’t anyone at least kick me? I mean there I am on the floor, snoring like a polar bear, and nobody thinks to say anything…eh, nevermind. What did I miss? [/QUOTE] I kicked you, nudged you, yelled at you, pulled on your eyelids, dropped cold water on you, and took your shoes off so I could burn your feet with a hot poker. However, you didn’t awaken. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/277 "2007-09-20T15:43:41Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Well, root beer, if you’ve got it. Or ginger ale. Thanks! When do we start with the naked canasta? I don’t know the rules. [/QUOTE] What the hell are you talking about? Is that some sort of joke? What does that have to do with what I posted? It’s like you people are just toying with me at this point. ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/278 "2007-09-20T15:44:24Z")
[QUOTE=fluiddruid] … hot poker… [/QUOTE] How hot the poker is would depend, I would think, on who wins. Or, rather, who loses. ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/279 "2007-09-20T15:55:06Z")
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt] How hot the poker is would depend, I would think, on who wins. Or, rather, who loses. [/QUOTE] Allll riiiiight… so I can I play poker too? I’m pretty good, I could even be the dealer. I know five card draw, five card stud, lowball, Texas hold’em, and crazy eights. Wait, is crazy eights a poker game? I know five card draw, five card stud, lowball, and Texas hold’em. ---
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/280 "2007-09-20T16:07:25Z")
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