# Party II (game)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 16, 2007, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379 "2007-09-16T04:05:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/121 "2007-09-19T07:25:35Z")

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[QUOTE=lobstermobster]  
Sheesh Kat, is there anything you aren’t good at? Taber, you have a lot of epic stories it seems. Tell me a funny story from your life  
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A funny story you say?

Well, this one time, me and my friend were jonesin’ for some White Castle really bad. You would not believe the trouble we went through to get some. First some asshole steals our car, so we have to walk. We get to a stop light that must be broken, because it never changes. We cross the street, and believe it or not, we get busted for jay walking! Can you believe it? Who gets arrested for Jay walking? I swear, the cops must have rigged the light to do that to meet quota or something. We eventually escape, which is good because we had a giant stash of weed. Which we later used to mellow a cheetah into letting us ride it. That was one crazy night.

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/122 "2007-09-19T09:34:34Z")

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Lobstermobster is on my list. Soon she will be expelled from this party for crimes against humanity and Mr. Webster.

::scowls at Lobstermobster:: I’ve got my eye on you!

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/123 "2007-09-19T10:24:44Z")

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We’re showing kitty pix? Would you like to see [mine](http://s56.photobucket.com/albums/g161/twickster/kitties/?action=view&current=2007_0826kitties0017.jpg)?

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/124 "2007-09-19T11:50:32Z")

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[QUOTE=lobstermobster]  
Here is a question I like to ask to get to know my guests. Who would you say you admire most in the world and why?  
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Ronald Reagan. I think that was his name, anyway.

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**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/125 "2007-09-19T11:52:42Z")

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Hello, my minions.

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**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/126 "2007-09-19T11:57:24Z")

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[QUOTE=Drain Bead]  
Ronald Reagan. I think that was his name, anyway.  
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Did you know that during the Reagan administration, the U.S. Department of Agriculture tried to classify ketchup as a vegetable? Not to mention cottage cheese becoming the new meat. For obvious reasons this didn’t stick.

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**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/127 "2007-09-19T12:10:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Purplkid\_Caterer]  
::scowls at Lobstermobster:: I’ve got my eye on you!  
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:dubious:

Hey, wait a minute…

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/128 "2007-09-19T12:18:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Eureka]  
The donuts aren’t Krispy Kreme. They were made by my mother’s favorite small town donut baker. I’m sorry I didn’t bring enough donut holes for everyone.

Just a minute, I have to go back out to my car and get a basket of pears and a pair of socks–my toes are cold, and I couldn’t carry the basket and the donuts at the same time.  
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**Eureka** , where would you go to get a good haircut?

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/129 "2007-09-19T12:21:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Idle Thoughts]  
Okay, so apparently **Blaster Master** was NOT dropping out of the game like I thought his post was saying.

So he’s in it now too. He is a Partygoer. Take note, Hosts.  
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No, he was tweaking people who are too busy tappin’ to moderate games that they started. I’ve no idea why. 😉

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**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/130 "2007-09-19T12:28:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Malacandra]  
No, he was tweaking people who are too busy tappin’ to moderate games that they started. I’ve no idea why. 😉  
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:mad: Hey!

This is a party. We’re supposed to be having fun! If you want to start something, take it outside!

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/131 "2007-09-19T12:34:13Z")

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[QUOTE=hocow]  
Did you know that during the Reagan administration, the U.S. Department of Agriculture tried to classify ketchup as a vegetable? Not to mention cottage cheese becoming the new meat. For obvious reasons this didn’t stick.  
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I had forgotten all about that ketchup as a vegetable thing! That chunky spicy Mexican stuff would be a much better condiment-as-vegetable, if you ask me.

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/132 "2007-09-19T12:50:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Malacandra]  
No, he was tweaking people who are too busy tappin’ to moderate games that they started. I’ve no idea why. 😉  
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Hello, Malacandra. Glad to see another guy show up, I was really starting to wonder. You know that whole, “Men are from Mars, women are form Venus thing,” what do you think about it?

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**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/133 "2007-09-19T13:04:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Drain Bead]  
I had forgotten all about that ketchup as a vegetable thing! That chunky spicy Mexican stuff would be a much better condiment-as-vegetable, if you ask me.  
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I assume you mean salsa? Salsa and chips are great at any party. Just be sure to check the chips. The green ones can be harmful if consumed in large amounts. However, by large amounts, we’re talking 50 kajillion.

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/134 "2007-09-19T13:18:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Malacandra]  
**Eureka** , where would you go to get a good haircut?  
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I don’t know. I’m not vain, so I’ve never given a whole lot of thought to my hair–I usually just walk in at Supercuts or places like that.

Say, did anyone notice the weather vane?

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/135 "2007-09-19T13:22:19Z")

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[QUOTE=Eureka]  
Say, did anyone notice the weather vane?  
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Is there something special we should notice?

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**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/136 "2007-09-19T13:43:37Z")

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**Taber thinks his life is the plot of movies that have been made**

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/137 "2007-09-19T14:22:42Z")

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Wow, who’da thunk **Taber** would be the first person to have a guess against him or her?

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**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/138 "2007-09-19T14:24:26Z")

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[QUOTE=fisha]  
Hello, Malacandra. Glad to see another guy show up, I was really starting to wonder. You know that whole, “Men are from Mars, women are form Venus thing,” what do you think about it?  
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Hey! There are other guys here!. Whatsa matter, we’re not good enough for you?

: pouts :

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**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/139 "2007-09-19T14:40:19Z")

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[QUOTE=lobstermobster]  
Here is a question I like to ask to get to know my guests. Who would you say you admire most in the world and why?  
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Hmm, good question. I don’t think I could ever pick just one person, for many reasons: do dead people count, what criteria do I use, and can you really put such admiration on a single, fallible human being?

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-ii-game/419379/140 "2007-09-19T14:41:15Z")

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Hey all I have to leave the party for a bit. I get to go to the Indians game this afternoon! Look for me on TV, I’ll be the one wearing red (ok…the Indians have asked ALL fans to wear red. But I’ll have it on nonetheless!)

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