# Party III

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 10, 2007, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182 "2007-10-10T06:24:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 12

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/221 "2007-10-16T05:01:14Z")

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**Ed Zotti**?

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/222 "2007-10-16T07:09:15Z")

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[QUOTE=bbs2k]  
Guys, I just got an important phone call, but I can’t make out to its for… Any ideas?  
[/QUOTE]  
It’s not for yourself then? Who is calling?

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/223 "2007-10-16T07:10:57Z")

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[QUOTE=dotchan]

Diomedes, I believe Aesiron has yet to post in this thread at all. Would you mind prodding him for me?)  
[/QUOTE]

Aeisron prodded.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/224 "2007-10-16T11:15:42Z")

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I’d support you in making the following guesses:

[QUOTE=dotchan]  
\*Taber [snip] Dionysus, god of wine [note: I think he’s that god specifically]  
\*Diggitcamara - inexperienced traveling salesman  
\*Eureka - misuses homonyms.  
\*fluiddrid - quotes from product labels.

[/QUOTE]

And sorry, didn’t see this last night:

> [@](#):
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> \*fachverwirrt - might be quoting from movies and/or stage plays? (I’m going to be busy rereading the Conspiracy Mafia tonight, would one of you other hosts mind googling the contents of his posts so far?)

which is an excellent suggestion. Unfortunately, though I can post from work, I can’t devote large chunks of time to screwing around from work, so I can’t do this till tonight – **bbs2k** , will you have time to do some googling on this?

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/225 "2007-10-16T12:11:46Z")

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Hey, a Steinway! May I? You know, I can busk all of _Rhapsody in Blue_ entirely from memory. 🙂

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/226 "2007-10-16T13:12:52Z")

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[QUOTE=bbs2k]  
Guys, I just got an important phone call, but I can’t make out to its for… Any ideas?  
[/QUOTE]  
Does the caller sound male or female? Did he/she identify him/herself?

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/227 "2007-10-16T13:53:26Z")

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**bbs2k**  
How important can the phone call bee if ewe can’t make out who it’s four?

Hang up. If its really important, they will call back.

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/228 "2007-10-16T14:03:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Malacandra]  
Hey, a Steinway! May I? You know, I can busk all of _Rhapsody in Blue_ entirely from memory. 🙂  
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What is that? _Rhapsody_? They’re gnarly! Absolutely top-notch head-bangin’ power-metal. So… epic.

Oh, my hunger is continuing to grow. I’m in need of some cake. Where’s my bloody cake!? Unless, of course, there’s some pies; I’d love some pies as well… chocolates or pumpkins or merengue… yumyum.

Who’s servin’ th’ drinks? I’m also in need of some hard liquor. What kind of fiesta is it when I’m able to walk straight? We need people to be intoxicating themselves thoroughly. Lots of drinks!

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/229 "2007-10-16T14:09:23Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
Does the caller sound male or female? Did he/she identify him/herself?  
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If it is an attractive female, inform said caller to come here to do some strippin’. I’m findin’ this gala rather boring at this juncture. That mayhap will lift my spirit.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/230 "2007-10-16T14:11:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Blaster Master]  
What is that? _Rhapsody_? They’re gnarly! Absolutely top-notch head-bangin’ power-metal. So… epic.  
[/QUOTE]  
Rhapsody…the six Italian guys who have movie-like narration over top of the music, right? Cool stuff.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/231 "2007-10-16T14:31:13Z")

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We can do that if you like - I speak Italian fluently. I learned it when I was in the Parachute Regiment.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/232 "2007-10-16T14:40:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Blaster Master]  
If it is an attractive female, inform said caller to come here to do some strippin’. I’m findin’ this gala rather boring at this juncture. That mayhap will lift my spirit.  
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Me too. Or, it’ll lift my _something_, anyway.

_::leer::_

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/233 "2007-10-16T15:32:25Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
Rhapsody…the six Italian guys who have movie-like narration over top of the music, right? Cool stuff.  
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Hell yeah! Well, they ain’t Rhapsody no more… they’re Rhapsody of Fire as of th’ most recent cd. Apparently, they were sued by Rhapsody (that file sharin’ software), even though they were around before. Oh well… Long live power-metal!

Speaking of that… what is this we’re listenin’ to? We need somethin’ hard like… power-metal or death-metal or doom or thrash. Yeah! Head-bangin’ is most pleasant.

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/234 "2007-10-16T15:33:27Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
Me too. Or, it’ll lift my _something_, anyway.

_::leer::_  
[/QUOTE]

Whoa! Keep it in your pant!

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/235 "2007-10-16T15:41:21Z")

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This piano’s out of tune. ☹

Wish I’d brought my wrench, I could’ve tuned it to concert pitch in about half an hour.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/236 "2007-10-16T15:52:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Malacandra]  
This piano’s out of tune. ☹

Wish I’d brought my wrench, I could’ve tuned it to concert pitch in about half an hour.  
[/QUOTE]  
You can tune a piano, but can you tuna fish?

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/237 "2007-10-16T15:55:39Z")

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**Malacandra** , you intrigue me – tell me a little about your childhood.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/238 "2007-10-16T16:57:17Z")

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[QUOTE=Blaster Master]  
\<snip\>. Long live power-metal!

Speaking of that… what is this we’re listenin’ to? We need somethin’ hard like… power-metal or death-metal or doom or thrash. Yeah! Head-bangin’ is most pleasant.  
[/QUOTE]

Eww - your music sucks. I’ll just listen to my good stuff on my iPod.

**twickster** , are you trying to get us to out ourselves?

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/239 "2007-10-16T22:41:28Z")

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What a splendid little party you folks are having. Let’s keep it on page one, shall we?

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**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2007, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/240 "2007-10-17T00:43:03Z")

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[QUOTE=featherlou]

**twickster** , are you trying to get us to out ourselves?  
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She is cunning past man’s thought.

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