# Party III **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 10, 2007, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182 "2007-10-10T06:24:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/341 "2007-10-18T19:15:32Z")
Perhaps I could entertain the party with some spectacular juggling? I did a three-year stint with the Moscow Circus. They said I was the best Westerner they’d ever seen! ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/342 "2007-10-18T19:41:13Z")
Ever seen a guy drinking ALL THE PUNCH in the bowl, **dotchan**? Well that’s me. And you ask if I’ve had any punch yet. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/343 "2007-10-18T19:46:07Z")
[QUOTE=Malacandra] Perhaps I could entertain the party with some spectacular juggling? I did a three-year stint with the Moscow Circus. They said I was the best Westerner they’d ever seen! [/QUOTE] Juggling…? Juggling is cool, especially with swords or knives that’re on fire? That should be most pleasing to view. Indeed, fire is glorious. Most glorious indeed. Even better when it is on pointy things flying around, waitin’ to kill whomever it should feel like. ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/344 "2007-10-18T19:47:47Z")
[QUOTE=Idle Thoughts] Ever seen a guy drinking ALL THE PUNCH in the bowl, **dotchan**? Well that’s me. And you ask if I’ve had any punch yet. 😃 [/QUOTE] That girl thought that I’d be most gluttonous of guests. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/345 "2007-10-18T20:07:41Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] **fluiddruid** – what will you be dressing up as on Halloween? [/QUOTE] Deciding…Donald, Daffy, or Darkwing Duck? ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/346 "2007-10-18T21:16:47Z")
[QUOTE=Malacandra] Perhaps I could entertain the party with some spectacular juggling? I did a three-year stint with the Moscow Circus. They said I was the best Westerner they’d ever seen! [/QUOTE] Do you have any brothers? [QUOTE=Idle Thoughts] Ever seen a guy drinking ALL THE PUNCH in the bowl, **dotchan**? Well that’s me. [/QUOTE] Me too! [QUOTE=Blaster Master] Juggling…? Juggling is cool, especially with swords or knives that’re on fire? That should be most pleasing to view. Indeed, fire is glorious. Most glorious indeed. Even better when it is on pointy things flying around, waitin’ to kill whomever it should feel like. [/QUOTE] Were you a pyromaniac as a kid? [QUOTE=fluiddruid] Deciding…Donald, Daffy, or Darkwing Duck? [/QUOTE] And last Halloween? ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/347 "2007-10-18T21:21:43Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] Do you have any brothers?Me too!Were you a pyromaniac as a kid? [/QUOTE] “Were” isn’t very accurate. “Am” is more accurate. I’d always adored flames. I’d love to just burn things. I’m almost guilty of burnin’ down an entire neighborhood. That very well should have been it… nope. I’m fascinated by fire even to this time. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/348 "2007-10-18T21:26:27Z")
Here you go. :: hands **Blaster Master** a pack of matches :: ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/349 "2007-10-18T21:36:38Z")
**fluiddruid** – what kind of pet do you have? And what is it named? **Blaster Master** – are you married? What is your spouse like? ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/350 "2007-10-18T21:53:32Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] Here you go. :: hands **Blaster Master** a pack of matches :: [/QUOTE] Yeehaw! I’m goin’ to burn myself lots of things. Do ya mind terribly if I’s to burn your home down? Don’t think it is something I’d seen before. We’ll load it with firecrackers also. Huge explosions! BOOM! ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/351 "2007-10-18T21:55:11Z")
Arrggghhh…why do I find myself still lurking here - and still writing in this annoyingly affected manner? 😛 :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/352 "2007-10-18T21:58:47Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] **Blaster Master** – are you married? What is your spouse like? [/QUOTE] Nope, no wife. My fiancee’s very much th’ looker though. Pretty bright as well. 😛 She’s unable to be here though; she’s busy with work or some sh…tuff. I’m guessing that she’d expected it to be dull. She’d come if there’s dancin’… nope. No dancin’ here. ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/353 "2007-10-18T22:00:12Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Arrggghhh…why do I find myself still lurking here - and still writing in this annoyingly affected manner? 😛 :mad: [/QUOTE] I’m repeatedly asking myself th’ same question. ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/354 "2007-10-18T22:02:10Z")
Well, now that I’ve finally got my drink(double vodka with a twist) let’s get this party started! What’ve you got for food? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/355 "2007-10-18T22:07:43Z")
Here – we’ve got mini-pizzas, pitas and spinach dip, Vienna sausages, and cheez in a can and Triscuits. What looks good? ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/356 "2007-10-18T22:09:03Z")
Oh! I’ll take one of those little square pizzas! ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/357 "2007-10-18T22:37:17Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Here – we’ve got mini-pizzas, pitas and spinach dip, Vienna sausages, and cheez in a can and Triscuits. What looks good? [/QUOTE] oh, yumyum… mini-pizzas and Vienna Sausages. Is it possible to make mini-pizzas with sausages toppings? That sounds most appetizing. ---
**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/358 "2007-10-18T22:37:57Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Here – we’ve got mini-pizzas, pitas and spinach dip, Vienna sausages, and cheez in a can and Triscuits. What looks good? [/QUOTE] All of it looks good! But hey! You didn’t take my astoundingly and excellent offer of practical cookware! And that even after I showed you my amazing nutritional supplements! ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/359 "2007-10-18T23:21:48Z")
**Rysto** , now that you have some food and a drink, is there anything else we can get for you? What do you do for work? ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/360 "2007-10-18T23:26:11Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] **Rysto** , now that you have some food and a drink, is there anything else we can get for you? What do you do for work? [/QUOTE] I restore antique wooden furniture. Lately I’ve spent a lot of time stripping tables. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182.md?page=19)