# Party III

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 10, 2007, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182 "2007-10-10T06:24:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 26

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/501 "2007-10-21T06:19:28Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
So, **featherlou** – that wasn’t a compliment? Silly me.

What’s the last silly misunderstanding you had?  
[/QUOTE]

Well, it could be this thread. 😃

Hey, don’t bogart the fruitcake! I love that stuff.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/502 "2007-10-21T15:11:46Z")

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Okay, I’m about ready to throw in the towel here. All I can see for **Master Blaster** is that he’s not using the word “the,” though he does use "th’ " twice, without getting rapped.

**Dotchan, bbs2k** , over to you.

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/503 "2007-10-21T18:13:33Z")

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Sorry about my absence. A client called with an emergency.  
[QUOTE=bbs2k]  
I caught her with child pornography, that’s a no-no deal breaker for me. Sent her and her sicko habits off.  
[/quote]  
Did you turn her in to the police? Does she now have a criminal record? If you didn’t, why not?

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/504 "2007-10-21T21:54:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Priceguy]  
Sorry about my absence. A client called with an emergency.Did you turn her in to the police? Does she now have a criminal record? If you didn’t, why not?  
[/QUOTE]

What kind of client?

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**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/505 "2007-10-22T01:50:43Z")

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**Blaster Master** , what’s your favorite _Star Wars_ movie?

(Host notes: Except for the first post, **featherlou** has quoted somebody…still no idea on Kat or Priceguy…I agree on **Blaster Master** ’s quirk, I might burn one of my guesses on him tonight.)

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/506 "2007-10-22T02:11:58Z")

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[QUOTE=dotchan]  
(Host notes: Except for the first post, **featherlou** has quoted somebody…)  
[/QUOTE]

Hm, interesting – that’s the kind of thing that isn’t obvious when you search “all posts by..” Unfortunately, it’s past my bedtime, so I can’t look at it again tonight.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/507 "2007-10-22T05:43:01Z")

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Is this party still going? Damn, people, you guys do it up right!

You’re not tired from reading extra threads, are you, **twickster**?

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/508 "2007-10-22T06:41:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Priceguy]  
Sorry about my absence. A client called with an emergency.  
[/QUOTE]  
No problem, I’ve gone for the weekend as well.  
[QUOTE=Priceguy]  
Did you turn her in to the police? Does she now have a criminal record? If you didn’t, why not?  
[/QUOTE]  
No, the feelings I had were too personal to try to get her into trouble. I know it wasn’t the correct thing to do, but after five years can you blame me?

**Oh, and BlasterMaster can’t use the word “the”.** \<– official

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/509 "2007-10-22T06:48:21Z")

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[QUOTE=bbs2k]

**Oh, and BlasterMaster can’t use the word “the”.** \<– official  
[/QUOTE]

Well, you’re right, bbs2k. He can’t use it. But there’s a much more general reason why that I’ll need before I can give you hosts credit.

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/510 "2007-10-22T06:50:03Z")

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[QUOTE=dotchan]  
**Blaster Master** , what’s your favorite _Star Wars_ movie?  
[/QUOTE]

_Empire_, of course. Especially, when Solo gets frozen. Wicked cool!

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/511 "2007-10-22T06:51:55Z")

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drats

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/512 "2007-10-22T06:55:01Z")

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Phat! At last, I’m accumulating misguesses!

There’s no problems with me usin’ “THEs”. I’m just more fond of “TH’”… as it is SO much closer to actual language as it is spoken.

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/513 "2007-10-22T06:55:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Blaster Master]  
_Empire_, of course. Especially, when Solo gets frozen. Wicked cool!  
[/QUOTE]  
I appreciate your taste’s so I’m trying to find this movie. I can’t find it on a simple search feature. “Empire” only gives me a couple of Japanese Samurai movies, is this the complete title?

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/514 "2007-10-22T06:57:03Z")

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[QUOTE=bbs2k]  
I appreciate your taste’s so I’m trying to find this movie. I can’t find it on a simple search feature. “Empire” only gives me a couple of Japanese Samurai movies, is this the complete title?  
[/QUOTE]

No.

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/515 "2007-10-22T07:02:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Blaster Master]  
No.  
[/QUOTE]

[ootg] I know we’re trying to be competitive, but you funny fucknut just made me laugh for 2 minutes straight. [ootg]

Can you give me any other clues to the movie you’re referring to?

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/516 "2007-10-22T08:07:28Z")

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[QUOTE=bbs2k]  
[ootg] I know we’re trying to be competitive, but you funny fucknut just made me laugh for 2 minutes straight. [ootg]

Can you give me any other clues to the movie you’re referring to?  
[/QUOTE]

{OOTG: Unable to resist… can’t stop giving smartass counters.

FWIW, that is an especially…tellin’…clue, IMHO}

Okay, it begins with “Star Wars”; it ends with “Back”. It also contains verb “to Strike” conjugated suitably to go with “Empire”.

Plot: Battle on Hoth, Luke encounters Yoda, does Jedi training. Concurrently, Lando’s betrayal will lead to frozen Solo. Luke then learns identity of father… lost hand down huge hole.

More clue in morn when ain’t so sleepy. Zzzz…

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/517 "2007-10-22T08:12:04Z")

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[QUOTE=bbs2k]  
No problem, I’ve gone for the weekend as well.No, the feelings I had were too personal to try to get her into trouble. I know it wasn’t the correct thing to do, but after five years can you blame me?  
[/QUOTE]  
I usually find that I can. There were no other reasons not to go to the police, were there?

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/518 "2007-10-22T10:38:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Diomedes]  
Well, you’re right, bbs2k. He can’t use it. But there’s a much more general reason why that I’ll need before I can give you hosts credit.  
[/QUOTE]

Well, shit. He’s got a more general reason, **kat** has something more specific than just citing Doper usernames – can you understand why **dotchan** and I assumed there was something more to **fluiddruid** ’s quirk than the simple fact that she liked alliteration? **frustrated**

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/519 "2007-10-22T11:16:15Z")

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Okay, I checked other articles – “a” and “an” – yesterday, and dismissed that, because he was using them.

Turns out he’s using “an”:

> [@](#):
>
> Next time I’m goin’ to make an effort to be more punctual when I’m to make an appearance.
> 
> It is an ache that even lots of drinks with lots of alcohols will be unable to…
> 
> Such an unbelievable buzz kill!
> 
> …mayhap an intimidatingly gorgeous stripper undressing
> 
> If it is an attractive female,
> 
> I’m an honest person… honestly
> 
> This is indeed an especially lame gala. I’m unable to even gather an estimate from anyone, muchless an esteemable host, as to…
> 
> Please don’t consider me an evil person.
> 
> everything I’d gotten from them in an entire week.

but I can’t see a single “a.”

Sigh.

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/520 "2007-10-22T11:27:11Z")

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\*\*twickster is officially pissed. \*\*\<-- official guess.

😃

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