# Party III **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 10, 2007, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182 "2007-10-10T06:24:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/141 "2007-10-15T13:32:35Z")
Welcome, **Blaster Master**! Glad you could join us. Would you like anything to eat or drink? ---
**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/142 "2007-10-15T13:34:41Z")
Oh deer, I’m sorry I’m late–spent all day yesterday cooking and cleaning. But at least I’ve brought a pot of chile, some cornbread, and a pan of bars. Several guests have already departed? That’s to bad. ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/143 "2007-10-15T13:37:28Z")
[QUOTE=Diomedes] And offers of booze to the Mod get extra points, naturally. [/QUOTE] Some hard drinks to my glorious leader! ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/144 "2007-10-15T13:55:52Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Welcome, **Blaster Master**! Glad you could join us. Would you like anything to eat or drink? [/QUOTE] Some cake! Cake is very pleasant to devour; you’d _have_ to concur with this fact, no?. Or maybe some hor’dourves? Finger food is also enticing. Well, except when crumbs fall on my pant, then it is slightly deplorable; else, they’re very good. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/145 "2007-10-15T13:58:36Z")
[QUOTE=Blaster Master] Some hard drinks to my glorious leader! [/QUOTE] Uh huh…uh huh huh…he said “hard.” [/Butt-head] 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/146 "2007-10-15T14:02:18Z")
[QUOTE=Eureka] But at least I’ve brought a pot of chile, some cornbread, and a pan of bars. [/QUOTE] Oh my, more food! Y’all can’t keep this up. I’m gettin’ hungrier. Just give it to me! Yumyum. Uh oh, thirst is next of my problems. Anyone have some soda, beer, wine, or really anything that is loaded with hard liquor? ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/147 "2007-10-15T14:07:14Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Uh huh…uh huh huh…he said “hard.” [/Butt-head] 🙂 [/QUOTE] Whom do ye call butthead? I’m offended. My soul is broken by your harshest word. Do ye have no sympathy of my pain? It is an ache that even lots of drinks with lots of alcohols will be unable to cure. Oh, woes to mine bleeding hearts. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/148 "2007-10-15T14:15:34Z")
Perhaps a little bite to eat wouldn’t hurt. I wonder if there’s any crocodile? I’ve cooked crocodile ever so many times - barbecued, mostly. It tastes best when I’ve personally wrestled it to death. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/149 "2007-10-15T14:21:26Z")
**Malacandra** – describe the clothing you wear when you’re working. ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/150 "2007-10-15T14:29:58Z")
[QUOTE=Malacandra] Perhaps a little bite to eat wouldn’t hurt. I wonder if there’s any crocodile? I’ve cooked crocodile ever so many times - barbecued, mostly. It tastes best when I’ve personally wrestled it to death. 😃 [/QUOTE] Barbecue croc? That sounds most definitely disgusting. Why’d anyone want to do such horrid things to such good food? ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/151 "2007-10-15T14:36:08Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] **Malacandra** – describe the clothing you wear when you’re working. [/QUOTE] Y’all kinky. :dubious: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/152 "2007-10-15T14:37:10Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] **Malacandra** – describe the clothing you wear when you’re working. [/QUOTE] Overalls. A slightly bluish slate grey in colour. Everyone wears them around here. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/153 "2007-10-15T14:39:43Z")
[QUOTE=Malacandra] Overalls. A slightly bluish slate grey in colour. Everyone wears them around here. [/QUOTE] Shit. I was totally on the wrong track with you. ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/154 "2007-10-15T14:59:48Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Shit. I was totally on the wrong track with you. [/QUOTE] Oh my. Such foul language! Do please bite your tongue, I’m sure there’s ladies here. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/155 "2007-10-15T15:00:15Z")
Should I take my shoes off at the door? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/156 "2007-10-15T15:03:42Z")
**Blaster Master** seems to make a grammatical mistake involving singular vs. plural in each post – do we need to pin it down better than that, fellow hosts? ---
**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/157 "2007-10-15T15:10:11Z")
Hi! I’m finally here! I had to pick up some things before I could come, but don’t worry, they’re absolutely great! Just wait until you see them! You’ll be totally blown away! ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/158 "2007-10-15T15:14:34Z")
[QUOTE=DiggitCamara] Hi! I’m finally here! I had to pick up some things before I could come, but don’t worry, they’re absolutely great! Just wait until you see them! You’ll be totally blown away! [/QUOTE] Welcome to the party, **DiggitCamara**! Want a drink? ETA: May I see your things? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/159 "2007-10-15T15:21:17Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Y’all kinky. :dubious: 😃 [/QUOTE] I have my moments. Okay, Mr. Mysterious – what do _you_ wear to work? ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182/160 "2007-10-15T15:30:43Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] I have my moments. Okay, Mr. Mysterious – what do _you_ wear to work? [/QUOTE] _::looks down::_ Black short sleeve shirt, olive green khaki pants, Doc Martens. 🆒 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iii/422182.md?page=9)