# Party IV: The game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 2, 2007, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951 "2007-11-02T00:25:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 12

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/221 "2007-11-03T17:02:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Diomedes]  
You’re not going to show us your boobs?  
[/QUOTE]

Nobody wants to see my boobs?? ☹

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/222 "2007-11-03T17:09:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Diomedes]  
Oooh! I think I’ve finally got one!

**Official Guess: Zoggie must use weights and measures in her posts!**  
If I’ve gotten this wrong, my cohosts may send me upstairs to my room.  
[/QUOTE]

Nope – you measured up on this one.

[QUOTE=Diomedes]  
And, I’ll go not too far out on the limb here with:

Official Guess: dotchan is a presidential candidate or politician of some stripe.  
[/quote]

A winning guess!

[QUOTE=Rysto]  
I think Antinor actually figured this one out, but I’ll poach it anyway:

Official guess: fachverwirrt is a guest on the Jerry Springer show.  
[/quote]

I’ll give you co-credit for this correct guess.

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/223 "2007-11-03T17:15:02Z")

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[QUOTE=dotchan]  
Be glad I decided to do this American style, and not Taiwanese style, which I learned while vacationing there involved the following blasted through loudspeakers at 8 in the morning:

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE VOTE FOR ME!

:mad:  
[/QUOTE]

\<poking fun at the Party Godfather\> Taiwanese style, or Idle Thoughts style… \</pfatPG\>

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/224 "2007-11-03T17:15:47Z")

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Update

_Still in play:_  
**ArizonaTeach  
Blaster Master  
DiggitCamara  
pprgrl  
Purplkid\_Caterer  
Taber  
ZipperJJ**

_One or more incorrect guesses:_  
\*\*Eureka \*\* [del]Diomedes[/del]

_Correctly guessed:_  
\*\*Baffle \*\* (in a Looney Tunes cartoon) – Rysto  
**bbs2k** (superhero) – Antinor  
\*\*dotchan \*\* (politician running for office) – Diomedes  
**fachverwirrt** (on the Jerry Springer Show) – Antinor & Rysto  
**kat** (SDMB mod) – Rysto  
\*\*MHaye \*\* (provide a link) – Antinor  
**What Exit?** (things in pairs) – Rysto  
\*\*zoggie \*\* (units of measure) – Diomedes

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/225 "2007-11-03T17:16:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Purplkid\_Caterer]  
Nobody wants to see my boobs?? ☹  
[/QUOTE]

If you insist… 🆒

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/226 "2007-11-03T17:36:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Diomedes]  
If you insist… 🆒  
[/QUOTE]

Ok, if you insist. Perhaps a little [tease](http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s103/purplkid/clubsandwichfairy.jpg) first.

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/227 "2007-11-03T18:05:38Z")

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Hostly thoughts-

ArizonaTeach - Me, when I’m drunk? He’s a real jerk… enjoys denying things, maybe?  
Blaster Master - No idea  
DiggitCamara - A football coach? Only one post so far, though.  
Eureka - Still seems to be checking us out. Another private eye, like last game?  
pprgrl - Seems helpful, peacemaker type…  
Purplkid\_Caterer - Nothing yet.  
Taber- Grammatical errors? Mispunctuation, missing hyphens and periods.  
ZipperJJ- Party animal sort… interested in getting drunk, but first post about ‘hanky panky’

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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/228 "2007-11-03T18:06:58Z")

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**Eureka** might be a stalker.

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/229 "2007-11-03T18:08:35Z")

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[QUOTE=Purplkid\_Caterer]  
Ok, if you insist. Perhaps a little [tease](http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s103/purplkid/clubsandwichfairy.jpg) first.  
[/QUOTE]

No teasing. Boobs are a serious matter, you know!

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**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/230 "2007-11-03T18:14:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Diomedes]

Taber- Grammatical errors? Mispunctuation, missing hyphens and periods.

[/QUOTE]

Haha, oops. I guess there’s egg on my face about that one.

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/231 "2007-11-03T18:42:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Taber]  
Haha, oops. I guess there’s egg on my face about that one.  
[/QUOTE]

Doh!

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**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/232 "2007-11-03T19:19:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Diomedes]  
Hostly thoughts-

ArizonaTeach - Me, when I’m drunk? He’s a real jerk… enjoys denying things, maybe?  
[/QUOTE]  
Hey! I take offense to that. I’m a great guy!!!

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/233 "2007-11-03T19:28:05Z")

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/walks disappointedly back into the main room of the party, having failed to find any evidence of “stage” makeup, miniturized electronic gizmos, or weird hygienic routines. Walks directly up to **Rysto** and studies his ear intently.

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/234 "2007-11-03T19:30:45Z")

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[QUOTE=ArizonaTeach]  
Hey! I take offense to that. I’m a great guy!!!  
[/QUOTE]

😛

\*\*Official Guess: ArizonaTeach must contradict something in each post. \*\*

ETA: Or would just “is contrary” work?

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/235 "2007-11-03T19:34:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Eureka]  
/walks disappointedly back into the main room of the party, having failed to find any evidence of “stage” makeup, miniturized electronic gizmos, or weird hygienic routines. Walks directly up to **Rysto** and studies his ear intently.  
[/QUOTE]

… Quite a few weirdos at this party!

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/236 "2007-11-03T19:49:27Z")

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_Indignantly_ I am NOT a weirdo. I’m just fascinated by how successful the Hosts are at appearing to be human.

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/237 "2007-11-03T19:51:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Purplkid\_Caterer]  
… Quite a few weirdos at this party!  
[/QUOTE]

Who, Eureka? Not a weirdo at all. I believe he’s an eminent dust-mite investigator, who’s flown here all the way from Thailand in order to check for any mutant midges living in Rysto’s orifices.  
(What, hosts can’t be weird, too?)

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/238 "2007-11-03T19:52:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Eureka]  
_Indignantly_ I am NOT a weirdo. I’m just fascinated by how successful the Hosts are at appearing to be human.  
[/QUOTE]

I’m sorry. Do you think we’re giant animatronic devices? I don’t think there’s a sign that says “Chuckie Cheese’s” out front…

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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/239 "2007-11-03T19:52:28Z")

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Ok, scratch off the stalker idea.

**Eureka** , do you know who _really_ runs this country?

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/240 "2007-11-03T20:07:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Diomedes]  
I’m sorry. Do you think we’re giant animatronic devices? I don’t think there’s a sign that says “Chuckie Cheese’s” out front…  
[/QUOTE]

Not _exactly_. Well, probably not at all. But to have such perfectly ordinary ears, in perfectly ordinary flesh tones, surprises me. I would have expected pointy ears, or green skin or something.

**Rysto** ,  
What, you mean it isn’t our properly elected officials and the people they appoint and their staff, etc.?

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