# Party IV: The game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 2, 2007, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951 "2007-11-02T00:25:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/261 "2007-11-03T22:58:58Z")
I’m starting to take offense to you hosts calling me a drunk. I mean, jeez louise - look at pprgrl …she obviously doesn’t know how to pace herself. Woohoo! ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/262 "2007-11-03T23:02:17Z")
[QUOTE=pprgrl] Hi everyone, sorry I’m so late. I made a wrong turn at the **Holiday Inn** and got completely lost. [/QUOTE] > [@](#): > > Are you looking to get slapped? Don’t start with me. I’ve been **in the navy** , and I have black belts in jujitsu and tae kwon do. I’m not looking for trouble here, so this is just a friendly warning. > [@](#): > > Hey, can I get one of those too? I loves me a mint julep **in the good old summertime**. Well, I guess it’s the good old fall now, but you know what I mean. 😉 > [@](#): > > Are you kidding? **It’s a great feeling!** > [@](#): > > **Three little words** : You. Me. Outside. Now! > > Shit, that’s four words. But I’m way better at kicking ass than I am at counting! > [@](#): > > Darn it, I didn’t see ArizonaTeach there. Oh well, now you have two - and I used a clean glass. There’s no **grease** on this one. > [@](#): > > You ain’t takin’ me anywhere! I’ll clean your clock! I’ll **paint your wagon**! I’ll mop the floor with you! > > ::drops into Crouching Tiger, Hidden Groinkick defensive stance and waits for fachverwirrt to make his move:: > [@](#): > > Oh no, not at all. In fact, I don’t really drink all that ofshen, and I neverdrink this much. But schometimes I like a little glass of **cabaret** - hiccup - I mean cabernet. Oh dear, I think maybe I;ve had too much already. I’m starting fights and slurring my words - my mother would be so ashamed! I’ll just get a mug of black coffee and sit on this couch until the room stops spinning. Oh, and fachaverververwhatsit? Never met the guy before. It looks like **pprgrl** is using the titles of songs in her posts, but I can’t figure out these two: > [@](#): > > No one, I’m allergic to flakes. I just don’t like guys who are disrespectful to the opposite sex. It really burns my bran muffins, if you know what I mean. I blame the mint julep, it’s gone right to my head. I think I should switch drinks - got any wine? > [@](#): > > Too true. Everybody’s jumping on the band wagon of meanness and selfishness. If this keeps up it’s going to be an ugly party. Here, I’ll make you another mint julep - Zoggie’s recipe is really quite good. ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/263 "2007-11-04T00:04:14Z")
[QUOTE=ZipperJJ] I’m starting to take offense to you hosts calling me a drunk. I mean, jeez louise - look at pprgrl …she obviously doesn’t know how to pace herself. Woohoo! [/QUOTE] You’ve obviously had more experience with drinking than grl. What do you do, by the way, man? ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/264 "2007-11-04T00:13:19Z")
[QUOTE=Diomedes] You’ve obviously had more experience with drinking than grl. What do you do, by the way, man? [/QUOTE] I’m a hostess at a hoity-toity private club in Cleveland. Not a “gentleman’s club” but a club for gentlemen. So, since I’m a lady, they are always buying me drinks 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/265 "2007-11-04T00:16:33Z")
[QUOTE=ZipperJJ] I’m a hostess at a hoity-toity private club in Cleveland. Not a “gentleman’s club” but a club for gentlemen. So, since I’m a lady, they are always buying me drinks 🙂 [/QUOTE] ::is really not very good at this whole gender thing:: And here I was, thinking you were a wild an out of control frat boy. Tell me more about this gentlemen’s club up on the North Coast. Is it like something out of Wodehouse? ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/266 "2007-11-04T00:38:06Z")
[QUOTE=Diomedes] ::is really not very good at this whole gender thing:: And here I was, thinking you were a wild an out of control frat boy. Tell me more about this gentlemen’s club up on the North Coast. Is it like something out of Wodehouse? [/QUOTE] Yeah, exactly. It’s a place where, like, Bertie would run in for a drink with his pals Wiggie and Flopsy Mopsie, or whatever they’re called. 'Cept now it’s mostly older dudes not young Hugh Lauries 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/267 "2007-11-04T00:46:14Z")
[QUOTE=ZipperJJ] Yeah, exactly. It’s a place where, like, Bertie would run in for a drink with his pals Wiggie and Flopsy Mopsie, or whatever they’re called. 'Cept now it’s mostly older dudes not young Hugh Lauries 🙂 [/QUOTE] I’ve seen you post in Tribe threads. And you catch Wodehouse references? And you know of a Pre-House Hugh Laurie? I think I’m in love. But no closer to figuring out what the heck your quirk is. What’s your favorite number? How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Who shot JFK? ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/268 "2007-11-04T00:50:40Z")
Hmmm… 1. 303 2. Itsy-bitsy angels? Seven? 3. Sirhan Sirhan? That help? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/269 "2007-11-04T00:55:13Z")
[QUOTE=ZipperJJ] Hmmm… 1. 303 2. Itsy-bitsy angels? Seven? 3. Sirhan Sirhan? That help? 🙂 [/QUOTE] Tons. Well, sorta. Do you think Sirhan rhymes with Sirhan? ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/270 "2007-11-04T00:56:33Z")
[QUOTE=Diomedes] Tons. Well, sorta. Do you think Sirhan rhymes with Sirhan? [/QUOTE] You silly willy - they’re the same word! Of course they rhyme! ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/271 "2007-11-04T00:57:02Z")
Unless anyone has any objections, I’d like to play some music at this party. ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/272 "2007-11-04T01:09:10Z")
Go right ahead. What kind of music do you like? ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/273 "2007-11-04T01:10:37Z")
[QUOTE=Rysto] Go right ahead. What kind of music do you like? [/QUOTE] Very Loud! ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/274 "2007-11-04T01:15:57Z")
[QUOTE=ZipperJJ] You silly willy - they’re the same word! Of course they rhyme! [/QUOTE] Awww… if I guess you, you’ll go away and I’ll be lovelorn… sigh. **Official Guess: ZipperJJ must post with a rhyming two word phrase** ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/275 "2007-11-04T01:17:07Z")
[QUOTE=Purplkid\_Caterer] Very Loud! [/QUOTE] You’re evil. Or twickster’s evil. ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/276 "2007-11-04T01:20:41Z")
[QUOTE=Diomedes] You’re evil. Or twickster’s evil. [/QUOTE] What makes you say that??? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/277 "2007-11-04T02:33:56Z")
[QUOTE=Diomedes] Awww… if I guess you, you’ll go away and I’ll be lovelorn… sigh. **Official Guess: ZipperJJ must post with a rhyming two word phrase** [/QUOTE] Correct. [QUOTE=Diomedes] You’re evil. Or twickster’s evil. [/quote] I’m not seeing why those are mutually exclusive. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/278 "2007-11-04T02:41:01Z")
Update _Still in play:_ \*\*Blaster Master DiggitCamara pprgrl Purplkid\_Caterer Taber \*\* _One or more incorrect guesses:_ … _Correctly guessed:_ \*\*ArizonaTeach \*\* (contradicts previous poster) – Diomedes \*\*Baffle \*\* (in a Looney Tunes cartoon) – Rysto **bbs2k** (superhero) – Antinor \*\*dotchan \*\* (politician running for office) – Diomedes \*\*Eureka \*\* (thinks hosts are sci-fi aliens) – Rysto **fachverwirrt** (on the Jerry Springer Show) – Antinor & Rysto **kat** (SDMB mod) – Rysto \*\*MHaye \*\* (provide a link) – Antinor **What Exit?** (things in pairs) – Rysto **ZipperJJ** (rhyming phrases) – Diomedes \*\*zoggie \*\* (units of measure) – Diomedes ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/279 "2007-11-04T02:49:59Z")
Let’s get **pprgrl** out of the way: **Official guess: pprgrl must include the title of a song in each post** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/280 "2007-11-04T03:07:59Z")
[QUOTE=Rysto] Let’s get **pprgrl** out of the way: **Official guess: pprgrl must include the title of a song in each post** [/QUOTE] Nope. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951.md?page=15)