# Party IV: The game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 2, 2007, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951 "2007-11-02T00:25:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/321 "2007-11-06T15:39:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Blaster Master]  
Are the hosts out there? I feel like I’m the sole guest here. Does no one want to be my friend? So… I guess I’ll leave, go home, and cry… no one wants to be near me, it seems.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!  
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I’m still here, but nobody seems to like me. I wonder why.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/322 "2007-11-06T15:41:31Z")

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Yeah, it does seem darned unlikely.

I’m not a host (or a guest … kind of the disembodied spirit of this game – not that any of the rest of you are exactly embodied) – but I must say you do play a fine game, sir!

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/323 "2007-11-06T15:59:34Z")

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Awww… poor Blaster. I was hoping my cohosts would want to hang out with you.Would you like to play a game? What do you think about parchesi?

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/324 "2007-11-06T16:11:41Z")

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Quick question Blaster Master, What’s 1 + 1? (I’m making more punch)

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/325 "2007-11-06T19:21:34Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
Yeah, it does seem darned unlikely.

I’m not a host (or a guest … kind of the disembodied spirit of this game – not that any of the rest of you are exactly embodied) – but I must say you do play a fine game, sir!  
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Why thank you! That is oh so kind of you to say. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/326 "2007-11-06T19:24:39Z")

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[QUOTE=Diomedes]  
Awww… poor Blaster. I was hoping my cohosts would want to hang out with you.Would you like to play a game? What do you think about parchesi?  
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I don’t know much of that game. Does it involve dice or a board? I’ve not played it. I would be up for a nice game of cards though… gin, Bull S\*\*\*… heck, I’d play Go Fish… at least I know the rules.

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/327 "2007-11-06T19:28:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Antinor01]  
Quick question Blaster Master, What’s 1 + 1? (I’m making more punch)  
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Why do you ask? Did you fail First Grade? The sum is two… or, if you like (though, I tend to like it spelled out more)… 2.

Oh, and PLEASE, post haste with the punch. I’m in dire need to quench my thirst.

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/328 "2007-11-06T19:42:18Z")

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Hmm, interesting answer. Do you have any stories about your family?

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/329 "2007-11-06T20:37:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Antinor01]  
Hmm, interesting answer. Do you have any stories about your family?  
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Yes, I have lots! Would you like to hear some? Well, if you don’t… too bad, I feel like it.

One year, when I was real young (five or six, I guess), I woke up at the crack of dawn to see what ol’ St. Nick had brought us this year. Of course, the dumb kid I was, I tore right through all of my gifts, while my folks still lay in bed, in their deep sleep. Well, I had a blast! I played with all of my new toys for a few hours… then my mom came down, saw me and, filled with ire, she yelled at me so loud that I’m sure no one for blocks was not waked.

I was sent to my room but, good for me, I had my new toys with me, so I played with them as I would have were I not in my room, so it was still fun.

…well, I did feel bad… in time; though, not 'til I was of the age where I could grasp the thought for us to each get a gift and open them as one. …oh well, I don’t even do that now.

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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/330 "2007-11-06T20:43:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Blaster Master]  
I played with all of my new toys for a few hours… then my mom came down, saw me and, filled with ire, she yelled at me so loud that **I’m sure no one for blocks was not waked.**  
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The phrasing is quite odd here. Perhaps that’s a clue?

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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/331 "2007-11-06T20:47:23Z")

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Blaster, what’s one times 1?

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/332 "2007-11-06T21:00:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Rysto]  
The phrasing is quite odd here. Perhaps that’s a clue?  
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A lot of the phrasing has been quite fun. My new working theory is that he thinks he’s Sampiro. 😃

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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/333 "2007-11-06T21:02:20Z")

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Ack. If my theory is right, I need Blaster to respond next.

Blaster, what’s one times 1?

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/334 "2007-11-06T21:52:55Z")

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[QUOTE=Rysto]  
Ack. If my theory is right, I need Blaster to respond next.

Blaster, what’s one times 1?  
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I’m not sure what you think my quirk is but…

it is one or 1  
If you think the way in which I spelled it out is of any worth, I could also say…

it is 1 or one.

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/335 "2007-11-06T21:54:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Antinor01]  
A lot of the phrasing has been quite fun. My new working theory is that he thinks he’s Sampiro. 😃  
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I don’t know his post style well. I would be unable to act like him.

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/336 "2007-11-06T21:56:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Blaster Master]  
I don’t know his post style well. I would be unable to act like him.  
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That was mostly a joke. What do you think of the Lord of the Rings movies?

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/337 "2007-11-06T21:58:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Rysto]  
The phrasing is quite odd here. Perhaps that’s a clue?  
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It could be a clue… or it may not be. 😃

Am I not able to have fun with how I phrase what I type? It is not fun to just use the same old form every time I write a phrase.

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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/338 "2007-11-06T21:59:14Z")

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Curses.

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/339 "2007-11-06T22:00:52Z")

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[QUOTE=Antinor01]  
That was mostly a joke. What do you think of the Lord of the Rings movies?  
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They’re good. I’d use to think that the elves were wimps, but it made them look bad ass. Plus, I wish I had a friend like Sam… I don’t understand why so many thought he was gay. It’s not like they kissed.

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/340 "2007-11-06T22:04:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Rysto]  
Curses.  
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I did not mean to spoil your fun, but why waste a guess when I can crush your hopes. 😛

Ah… it isn’t nice to taunt. But I’ve made a lot of posts, so they should give you some clues.

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