# Party IV: The game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 2, 2007, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951 "2007-11-02T00:25:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/41 "2007-11-02T03:23:47Z")

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Oh. Were the two of you, um, romantically involved before?

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**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/42 "2007-11-02T03:24:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Kat]  
Hey, this isn’t the Pit. Don’t do this again.  
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Don’t you start. I know what you’re up to. Just because you had my baby doesn’t give you any rights over me.

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/43 "2007-11-02T03:24:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Rysto]  
Uh, Dio:  
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I never said I was any good at hosting. I just enjoy it. 🙂

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**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/44 "2007-11-02T03:25:00Z")

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[QUOTE=fachverwirrt]  
That’s what I’m here for isn’t it?

Stupid whore slept with my brother.  
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Ok, I don’t think you need to use that kind of language. She’s probably a lovely person.

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**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/45 "2007-11-02T03:27:48Z")

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[QUOTE=ArizonaTeach]  
Ok, I don’t think you need to use that kind of language. She’s probably a lovely person.  
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You just say that because you’re part of their filthy love triangle… quadrangle… whatever the hell it is.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/46 "2007-11-02T03:31:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Rysto]  
Hm. What would constitute diet sangria? It’s just wine, fruit, soda water and honey.  
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Silly me. I don’t know a lot about drinks and that sort of thing…

…what about celery? Do you have any of that? I hear you use up more calories by chewing it because it’s so low in fat and such.

Well, maybe I’ll have a screwdriver…

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/47 "2007-11-02T03:31:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Diomedes]  
**Official guess: What Exit? must use extraneous capitals in his posts.**  
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As shown, no, just a really bad habit of mine. Sorry about that.

[QUOTE=fachverwirrt]  
You just say that because you’re part of their filthy love triangle… quadrangle… whatever the hell it is.  
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I thought this was a wine and cheese party, not a lock and key party. What’s going on around here?

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**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/48 "2007-11-02T03:33:19Z")

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[QUOTE=What Exit?]  
As shown, no, just a really bad habit of mine. Sorry about that.

I thought this was a wine and cheese party, not a lock and key party. What’s going on around here?  
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Just shut up and go back to your trailer.

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**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/49 "2007-11-02T03:33:43Z")

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[QUOTE=What Exit?]  
I thought this was a wine and cheese party, not a lock and key party. What’s going on around here?  
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Oh, please, you know what’s going on here, and I find your attempts to be “innocent” kind of annoying.

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**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/50 "2007-11-02T03:35:10Z")

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[QUOTE=ArizonaTeach]  
Oh, please, you know what’s going on here, and I find your attempts to be “innocent” kind of annoying.  
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All right, that’s it! You’re going down!

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/51 "2007-11-02T03:42:44Z")

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[QUOTE=fachverwirrt]  
Just shut up and go back to your trailer.  
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[QUOTE=ArizonaTeach]  
Oh, please, you know what’s going on here, and I find your attempts to be “innocent” kind of annoying.  
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Now, I am just upset. I think I will take my cheese and crackers and go. I guess watching Gracie and Allen is out, huh?

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/52 "2007-11-02T03:43:03Z")

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[QUOTE=fachverwirrt]  
Yeah, you can get that stupid slut out of here before I pop her one.  
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[QUOTE=fachverwirrt]  
That’s what I’m here for isn’t it?

Stupid whore slept with my brother.  
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That’s enough with the personal insults. Take it to the Pit, or off board.

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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/53 "2007-11-02T03:45:02Z")

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**Kat** , kindly don’t be a junior mod in our party.

[host note]Should I just make this an official guess?[/hn]

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/54 "2007-11-02T03:46:19Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
**kat**  
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I can fix that mis-uncapitalization for ya if you like, **twicks**. 😃

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**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/55 "2007-11-02T03:46:57Z")

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So! You thought I hadn’t arrived yet! Thought you could just slack off while I’m away!

And what’s that? **Baffle** ’s already given away her quirk? Man, that’s truly bad playing!

**Kat**! Pick it up! More zest!

Go, people, go go go!

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/56 "2007-11-02T03:46:59Z")

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[QUOTE=What Exit?]  
Now, I am just upset. I think I will take my cheese and crackers and go. I guess watching Gracie and Allen is out, huh?  
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I love Gracie Allen! She’s adorable. That dress she was wearing on that show, that one time…I totally tried to make one just like it. If you want, I can make you one. I’ve got yards and yards of fabric left over.

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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/57 "2007-11-02T03:47:45Z")

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Yeah, I’m going for it:

**Official Guess: Kat thinks she’s a SDMB moderator**

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/58 "2007-11-02T03:49:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Rysto]  
**Kat** , kindly don’t be a junior mod in our party.  
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Hey, I ain’t a junior anything!

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/59 "2007-11-02T03:52:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Zoggie]  
I love Gracie Allen! She’s adorable. That dress she was wearing on that show, that one time…I totally tried to make one just like it. If you want, I can make you one. I’ve got yards and yards of fabric left over.  
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I don’t where dresses, being a guy and all. I have X and Y chromosomes. Thank you for the offer.

Of course, I meant ‘Burns and Allen’, not Gracie and Allen.

By the way, I was checking the table out, I don’t see any Salt and Pepper out.

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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/60 "2007-11-02T03:55:23Z")

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Oh, my, I’ve been a bad host. **Zoggie** , here’s a vegetable plate. Try the yellow dip; it’s a recipe from my mom with curry in it. Very good, if I may say so myself.

Now, you say you have a lot of fabric left over from your dress-making project? Did you buy too much, or did you just never manage to finish? What other projects have you tried?

**Diggit** , you seem very enthusiastic. What do you do for a living?

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