# Party IV: The game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 2, 2007, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951 "2007-11-02T00:25:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/61 "2007-11-02T04:04:44Z")
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt] Listen, bitch, I told you to stay the hell away. [/QUOTE] Sir, that sort of language is uncalled for, even at a party. If you have an issue with me, we can work this out at another time. [QUOTE=fachverwirrt] Stupid whore slept with my brother. [/QUOTE] Those allegations were completely unfounded. Watch your words or I will have you in court for defamation. (_sigh_ I went to this party to avoid this sort of unpleasantness.) [QUOTE=Diomedes] dotchan, dear. While we’d love to have you here, I don’t know if there’s room enough for that entire entourage. What are they all here for? [/QUOTE] I don’t know, I was trying to keep my movements under wraps today. Apparently my whereabouts were leaked to the press. My publicist is releasing a statement for me right now, hopefully that will get them to back off…until they need the next sound bite, anyway. _weak smile_ [QUOTE=Rysto] Oh. Were the two of you, um, romantically involved before? [/QUOTE] I have never had relations of that kind with that person. ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/62 "2007-11-02T04:07:08Z")
[QUOTE=Zoggie] Well, maybe I’ll have a screwdriver… [/QUOTE] Phillips or slot? I might have a set of Torx around here, somewhere as well… > [@dotchan](#): > > I don’t know, I was trying to keep my movements under wraps today. Apparently my whereabouts were leaked to the press. My publicist is releasing a statement for me right now, hopefully that will get them to back off…until they need the next sound bite, anyway. _weak smile_ I understand entirely, damned paparazzi. So, do tell, what is your favorite US state? ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/63 "2007-11-02T04:15:45Z")
Oh, and What Exit… I think we have some [del]pairs[/del] pears on the fruit board, if you’d like. You seem like the sort of person who might enjoy them. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/64 "2007-11-02T09:35:22Z")
Sorry I’m late, I was needed elsewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/65 "2007-11-02T10:16:58Z")
Alrighty then! Bet you were waiting for my appearance to get this party started!?! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/66 "2007-11-02T10:33:00Z")
[QUOTE=Diomedes] This may bepremature, but that’s what the start of parties are for, right? **Official guess: What Exit? must use extraneous capitals in his posts.** [/QUOTE] And our first strike is out of the way. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/67 "2007-11-02T10:36:21Z")
[QUOTE=Kat] I can fix that mis-uncapitalization for ya if you like, **twicks**. 😃 [/QUOTE] [oog]Oops![/oog] ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/68 "2007-11-02T10:37:59Z")
[QUOTE=Rysto] Yeah, I’m going for it: **Official Guess: Kat thinks she’s a SDMB moderator** [/QUOTE] Official acknowlegement – yup. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/69 "2007-11-02T10:47:19Z")
God, you guys are fabulous! I’m really enjoying reading this – hope I didn’t make the quirks too easy, they’re dropping like flies. _Still in play:_ \*\*ArizonaTeach bbs2k Blaster Master DiggitCamara dotchan Eureka fachverwirrt MHaye pprgrl Purplkid\_Caterer Taber ZipperJJ zoggie \*\* _One or more incorrect guesses:_ \*\*What Exit? \*\* [del]Diomedes[/del] _Correctly guessed:_ \*\*Baffle \*\* (in a Looney Tunes cartoon) – Rysto **kat** (SDMB mod) – Rysto ---
**Author:** ![pprgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f6c823/32.png) [@pprgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pprgrl)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/70 "2007-11-02T11:42:33Z")
Hi everyone, sorry I’m so late. I made a wrong turn at the Holiday Inn and got completely lost. ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/71 "2007-11-02T12:22:03Z")
[QUOTE=pprgrl] Hi everyone, sorry I’m so late. I made a wrong turn at the Holiday Inn and got completely lost. [/QUOTE] Typical. Bitch can’t do anything right. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/72 "2007-11-02T12:29:38Z")
[QUOTE=pprgrl] Hi everyone, sorry I’m so late. I made a wrong turn at the Holiday Inn and got completely lost. [/QUOTE] No problem, you’re hardly the last and only fashionably late. We have fruit and vegetables over there by the coolers. Chips and dips are on the main table. Beer and soda in the coolers. There will be cookies and ice cream for later, also pie and cake. You can put your hat and coat in the hall closet. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/73 "2007-11-02T12:35:05Z")
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt] Typical. Bitch can’t do anything right. [/QUOTE] Citizen, I’ll ask you to be more polite in front of a lady. ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/74 "2007-11-02T12:40:16Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] Citizen, I’ll ask you to be more polite in front of a lady. [/QUOTE] Get off the stage, “Baby Sweets”, or I’ll tell your bitch whore wife why your sister’s baby looks so much like you. ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/75 "2007-11-02T12:52:35Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] Citizen, I’ll ask you to be more polite in front of a lady. [/QUOTE] Hey, bbs2k. How’s it going? Did I see you down at the firing range last weekend/ ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/76 "2007-11-02T12:57:52Z")
[QUOTE=Diomedes] Hey, bbs2k. How’s it going? Did I see you down at the firing range last weekend/ [/QUOTE] Someone had to stop that escaped convict. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/77 "2007-11-02T13:10:43Z")
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt] Get off the stage, “Baby Sweets”, or I’ll tell your bitch whore wife why your sister’s baby looks so much like you. [/QUOTE] Ah, it does a Yankee fan well to see two Boston Fans argue. However, we don’t need any blood and gore at this party, so maybe we should turn our talk to sports and leisure? ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/78 "2007-11-02T13:20:04Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] Ah, it does a Yankee fan well… [/QUOTE] Speaking of inbred morons. Did your mama finally let you out of the bedroom so you could spout your bullshit all over the airwaves? ---
**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/79 "2007-11-02T13:22:17Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] Ah, it does a Yankee fan well to see two Boston Fans argue. However, we don’t need any blood and gore at this party, so maybe we should turn our talk to sports and leisure? [/QUOTE] Oh, my, no! Blood and gore is **just** what this party needs! Let’s start with the Yankee fans! ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951/80 "2007-11-02T13:25:03Z")
[QUOTE=ArizonaTeach] Oh, my, no! Blood and gore is **just** what this party needs! Let’s start with the Yankee fans! [/QUOTE] Eep, time to run and hide. Or maybe time for Smith and Wesson. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-iv-the-game/424951.md?page=5)