Ohohoh, it just rolled over 1234500000!
Less than 19 hours to go!
Shouldn’t the thread title be “Party like it’s 1234567889!”?
No, the zero is significant.
Five minutes to go.
It’s time! throws confetti
Hurray! When someone asks where were you when the unix clock ticked 1234567890, I can say I was with my good buddies on the Dope, living it large!
Celebrate good times!
Come on!
:: types into a calculator ::
:: looks up the sun’s lifetime ::
Actually, a hundred times longer.
Where were you when the epoch reached 1234567890?
I have photographic proof of where I was. 
And a Mac, too.
:: scribbles a small note ::
For the record, it’s my Dad’s.
I happen to have one too, but that’s not the point. Oh wait, yes it is.
:: adds to the note ::
