# Party Quirks II: Electric Boogaloo **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [July 12, 2008, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240 "2008-07-12T15:06:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/21 "2008-07-12T18:26:40Z")
[QUOTE=Revenant Threshold] Cite? [/QUOTE] **Revenant** my dear, if you want a political argument, you have simply to read the posts in GD or IMHO. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/22 "2008-07-12T18:27:36Z")
[QUOTE=Justin Credible] I’ve got your lemon merengue pie right here, pal. [/QUOTE] _Points at **Justin** _ Who’s the punk? ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/23 "2008-07-12T18:34:36Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] _Points at **Justin** _ Who’s the punk? [/QUOTE] I saw that! I thought I was the resident punk here! ---
**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/24 "2008-07-12T18:35:12Z")
Yea! 🙂 A Party! I haven’t been to a party in a long time. I brought a bottle of Kat Knapp White wine (isn’t it a cute kitty on the bottle?) and some stuffed snow peas. The pink ones (on a separate plate, just in case anyone has seafood allergies) have crabmeat, the yellow ones have egg salad, and the other ones have herb cream cheese in them. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/25 "2008-07-12T18:38:16Z")
Hello, everyone. It’s really great to be here. Thanks again for inviting me. Do y’all mind if I get a few candid shots of everyone, while we’re here? I really enjoy being able to look back, after an event, and have those little mementos of what everyone was doing during the party. So, has anyone been invited to any of Obama’s parties? I bet those were something to see, back in the day. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/26 "2008-07-12T18:43:51Z")
[QUOTE=Wargamer] Non-Party - Oh, you left me out of the Guest List. _Sniff_ [/QUOTE] [OOG] Sorry – a bad cut and paste on my part – I’ll add you when I next post a summary [probably at the top of page 2.[/OOG] ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/27 "2008-07-12T18:44:01Z")
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki] Hello, everyone. It’s really great to be here. Thanks again for inviting me. Do y’all mind if I get a few candid shots of everyone, while we’re here? I really enjoy being able to look back, after an event, and have those little mementos of what everyone was doing during the party. So, has anyone been invited to any of Obama’s parties? I bet those were something to see, back in the day. [/QUOTE] I went to one just the other day, in fact. Scarlett Johansson was there dancing topless on the tables. It was sweet. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/28 "2008-07-12T18:48:48Z")
[QUOTE=Justin Credible] I went to one just the other day, in fact. Scarlett Johansson was there dancing topless on the tables. It was sweet. [/QUOTE] Now, _there_’d be some really popular party mementos, wouldn’t there? How did you score an invite to that party? D’you think that we’ll find any celebs crashing this party? Want me to get you a refill on your drink? ---
**Author:** ![Omi\_no\_Kami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a88e4f/32.png) [@Omi\_no\_Kami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omi_no_Kami)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/29 "2008-07-12T18:49:09Z")
[QUOTE=Justin Credible] I went to one just the other day, in fact. Scarlett Johansson was there dancing topless on the tables. It was sweet. [/QUOTE] Man, politicians and actresses must throw the best soirees. Me, I always end up leaving after stealing and blending some food. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/30 "2008-07-12T18:51:09Z")
[QUOTE=Justin Credible] I went to one just the other day, in fact. Scarlett Johansson was there dancing topless on the tables. It was sweet. [/QUOTE] I’d love to get my rocks off with her. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/31 "2008-07-12T18:57:06Z")
So, do you have any food in a tube? I have this condition where I can’t eat solid food. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/32 "2008-07-12T19:00:57Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] So, do you have any food in a tube? I have this condition where I can’t eat solid food. Thanks. [/QUOTE] Dear Og! That must be miserable! I’ll go see if they have something like that. ---
**Author:** ![Omi\_no\_Kami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a88e4f/32.png) [@Omi\_no\_Kami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omi_no_Kami)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/33 "2008-07-12T19:01:09Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] So, do you have any food in a tube? I have this condition where I can’t eat solid food. Thanks. [/QUOTE] I don’t have anything that _started_ in a tube, but I guess you could always blenderize some broccoli and stick it in a tube. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/34 "2008-07-12T19:01:12Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] So, do you have any food in a tube? I have this condition where I can’t eat solid food. Thanks. [/QUOTE] Well, I haven’t seen any food like that, quite yet. But I suspect that **Omi no Kami** could help you out. Once the blender gets located. Just a reminder: Keep the lid on the blender while you’re using it. (Unless Scarlett Johansson is nearby - in which case you should _point_ the blender at her, and call me over. If she has a good reason to go topless again, I don’t want to miss it!) ---
**Author:** ![Omi\_no\_Kami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a88e4f/32.png) [@Omi\_no\_Kami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omi_no_Kami)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/35 "2008-07-12T19:07:44Z")
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki] Well, I haven’t seen any food like that, quite yet. But I suspect that **Omi no Kami** could help you out. Once the blender gets located. Just a reminder: Keep the lid on the blender while you’re using it. (Unless Scarlett Johansson is nearby - in which case you should _point_ the blender at her, and call me over. If she has a good reason to go topless again, I don’t want to miss it!) [/QUOTE] Man, I don’t know if that’s entirely kosher: boozing up a celebrity is one thing, but using a blender as a weapon? Heresy! (P.S.: If you’re going to mix up food and fire it at her, allow me to recommend coleslaw. You get a wider spread than cranberry juice, but it has more stopping power.) ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/36 "2008-07-12T19:12:27Z")
[QUOTE=Omi no Kami] Man, I don’t know if that’s entirely kosher: boozing up a celebrity is one thing, but using a blender as a weapon? Heresy! [/QUOTE] Hey! I’m not proud. If I get to see celeb boobies, I don’t care _why_ I get to see 'em. But I will take note of your vast experience, just in case I might need it, in the future. ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/37 "2008-07-12T19:12:35Z")
You boys are starting to really go off the hook here! At this rate, I’m’a have to tear you a new one in a minute! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/38 "2008-07-12T19:13:50Z")
You city folks are wild. We never have parties like this out in the country. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/39 "2008-07-12T19:20:21Z")
**brujaja** , now, now… we’re just talking about hypothetical uses for blenders, besides reducing foods to a smooth consistency. Not actually planning anything. So what kind of parties do you have out in the country, **tdn**? Tell us all about 'em, please. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/40 "2008-07-12T19:21:39Z")
[QUOTE=Omi no Kami] I don’t have anything that _started_ in a tube, but I guess you could always blenderize some broccoli and stick it in a tube. [/QUOTE] Oh I would you see, but I’m a hemophiliac and anything metal scares me. Could you do it for me please? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240.md?page=3)