# Party Quirks II: Electric Boogaloo **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [July 12, 2008, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240 "2008-07-12T15:06:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Omi\_no\_Kami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a88e4f/32.png) [@Omi\_no\_Kami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omi_no_Kami)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/41 "2008-07-12T19:33:29Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] Oh I would you see, but I’m a hemophiliac and anything metal scares me. Could you do it for me please? [/QUOTE] Well actually, I’m under a court order not to own or operate a blender. Some joker convinced the government that I was capable of making every sub at every delicatessen in the country launch it’s missiles by whistling into a blender. But oh do I miss the sweet, dulcet tones of liquefied food. _Everything_ tastes better when you mix it together. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/42 "2008-07-12T19:41:01Z")
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki] Now, _there_’d be some really popular party mementos, wouldn’t there? How did you score an invite to that party? D’you think that we’ll find any celebs crashing this party? Want me to get you a refill on your drink? [/QUOTE] Well, I wasn’t exactly invited…I had to sneak in through a secret passage way. Luckily, since I was wearing my Cloak of Invisibility™, no one saw me. And, yes you can get me another drink. I’m having butterbeer, but baring that, pumpkin juice will do. ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/43 "2008-07-12T19:41:26Z")
Eeeeew! There’s no telling where this conversation will lead. Noplace good, I believe. Not sure I can deal with it. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/44 "2008-07-12T19:41:38Z")
[QUOTE=Omi no Kami] Well actually, I’m under a court order not to own or operate a blender. Some joker convinced the government that I was capable of making every sub at every delicatessen in the country launch it’s missiles by whistling into a blender. But oh do I miss the sweet, dulcet tones of liquefied food. _Everything_ tastes better when you mix it together. [/QUOTE] Ooo, I have a great idea for a game! We’ll pass around a list of alternate uses uses for a blender, and everyone will try and guess what the most popular answer is! Then we can hand out points for guessing the most populoar answer. I’ll start: Getting Scarlett J. to take her top off: 1 Automated Bris instrument: 1 Anyone else? ---
**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/45 "2008-07-12T19:43:48Z")
**OtakuLoki** May I suggest you take any pictures you intend to take _before_ people get wild and crazy with blenders? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/46 "2008-07-12T19:49:08Z")
I just read the OP, and this looks like fun, but I gotta run. I’ll be back later. Daniel ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/47 "2008-07-12T19:51:38Z")
Well, don’t come back too late – otherwise, you’ll probably come back to a wild tale of how **Omi no Kami** was _osterized_ from polite society. Heh heh heh heh heh. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/48 "2008-07-12T19:52:19Z")
[QUOTE=Wargamer] Ooo, I have a great idea for a game! We’ll pass around a list of alternate uses uses for a blender, and everyone will try and guess what the most popular answer is! Then we can hand out points for guessing the most populoar answer. I’ll start: Getting Scarlett J. to take her top off: 1 Automated Bris instrument: 1 Anyone else? [/QUOTE] Vibrator replacement. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/49 "2008-07-12T19:58:00Z")
Man, I never get invited to any of Obama’s parties, or anything else party related. If he did invite me, he’s see what great assets I have! ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/50 "2008-07-12T19:58:09Z")
Okay, sorry about that, here I am. Now, who wants lemon meringue pie? I made it myself! Daniel ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/51 "2008-07-12T20:02:54Z")
[QUOTE=Left Hand of Dorkness] Okay, sorry about that, here I am. Now, who wants lemon meringue pie? I made it myself! [/QUOTE] Did you? Logically, all we can know is the existence of the pie. That you are the creator, and indeed that there is a creator at all, can’t be concluded simply from the fact that the pie exists. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/52 "2008-07-12T20:02:58Z")
[oog]Og, you guys are kicking ass. You have no idea how much fun this thread is to read when you know all the quirks.[/oog] And because I believe we’re at the top of page 2, here’s the guest list: GUESTS: **Antinor01 Autolycus brujaja Dolores Reborn Drain Bead Eureka Inner Stickler Justin Credible Kat Left Hand of Dorkness MadTheSwine Omi no Kami OtakuLoki Revenant Threshold Rysto tdn Wargamer** ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/53 "2008-07-12T20:04:14Z")
I’ll take some pie! ::shakes **Left Hand** ’s left hand :: ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/54 "2008-07-12T20:05:42Z")
[QUOTE=Left Hand of Dorkness] Okay, sorry about that, here I am. Now, who wants lemon meringue pie? I made it myself! Daniel [/QUOTE] Well, don’t let **tdn** eat it all! He ate it all at the last party. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/55 "2008-07-12T20:07:19Z")
I’m not a big fan of lemon meringue pie. I prefer chocolate cream or raspberry. Maybe apple pie. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/56 "2008-07-12T20:10:33Z")
[QUOTE=Eureka] I brought a bottle of Kat Knapp White wine (isn’t it a cute kitty on the bottle?) and some stuffed snow peas. The pink ones (on a separate plate, just in case anyone has seafood allergies) have crabmeat, the yellow ones have egg salad, and the other ones have herb cream cheese in them. [/QUOTE] Kat Knapp wine? Never head of it, is it any good? Although, yeah, it _is_ a cute kitty, and how awfully nice it was of them to name a wine after me, don’t you think? ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/57 "2008-07-12T20:10:55Z")
(Um, does anyone know who this big ugly palooka is who’s talking smack about my pie? I’d rather not give anything at all to eat to a monster like that) Daniel ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/58 "2008-07-12T20:15:45Z")
Yeah, I don’t care for lemon merangue pie either. It doen’t really go with the butterbeer I’m drinking. Didn’t anyone bring any pumpkin pie? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/59 "2008-07-12T20:16:09Z")
Hey, I’m not talking smack about anything. It’s just…well…meringue scares me. Unless you were talking about someone else, in which case, never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240/60 "2008-07-12T20:17:37Z")
[QUOTE=Dolores Reborn] I’ll take some pie! ::shakes **Left Hand** ’s left hand :: [/QUOTE] Here you go–I’ve got your plate balanced on the one you’re not shaking. (surely there’s a better way to type that–OTOYNS?) Daniel [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-quirks-ii-electric-boogaloo/456240.md?page=4)