# Party V: The Free-For-All. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 13, 2007, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198 "2007-11-13T01:22:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/181 "2007-11-18T16:27:21Z")
::grabs microphone:: All you need is love! All you need is love love. Love is all you need. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/182 "2007-11-18T16:38:38Z")
**wrestles mic away from Always Brings Pie** “Que sera, sera, whatever will be will be…” ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/183 "2007-11-18T17:30:41Z")
Ok, **dotchan** just called and said that when she got home, she realized someone had pilfered her key card from her back pocket. **I need everyone to empty their pockets and tell me what’s in them.** Nobody leaves until we find this key card! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/184 "2007-11-18T18:21:32Z")
[QUOTE=ZipperJJ] **I need everyone to empty their pockets and tell me what’s in them.** Nobody leaves until we find this key card! [/QUOTE] Wow – I get goosebumps all over when you’re masterful like that! **swoon** Right front pocket: $7.75 (change from Starbucks this morning) and a chapstick. Right rear pocket: Handkerchief. That’s it – sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Kerrigan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/49beb7/32.png) [@Kerrigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kerrigan)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/185 "2007-11-18T18:39:32Z")
Um, I’m wearing a skirt. No pockets. And I will not be submitting to any further searching… ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/186 "2007-11-18T18:47:36Z")
[QUOTE=ZipperJJ] Ok, **dotchan** just called and said that when she got home, she realized someone had pilfered her key card from her back pocket. **I need everyone to empty their pockets and tell me what’s in them.** Nobody leaves until we find this key card! [/QUOTE] I think I left my pants at home. And brrr… it’s cold in here. What, did an avalanche strike? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/187 "2007-11-18T19:29:31Z")
[QUOTE=Diomedes] I think I left my pants at home. And brrr… it’s cold in here. What, did an avalanche strike? [/QUOTE] _turns her pockets inside out_ Nothing at all in mine. Oh, no, wait. Here’s a cough drop. _pops cough drop into her mouth_ Now there’s nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/188 "2007-11-18T19:46:55Z")
[QUOTE=Taber] **MHaye posts with a word misspelled - usually by adding an extra letter to a word** [/QUOTE] That… …is INcorrect. It’s a bit jusssttt more specific than that. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/189 "2007-11-18T19:57:31Z")
[QUOTE=Taber] First of September? First or Second? First of Seven? Fires of Somalia? what does FoS stand for? [/QUOTE] Sigh. I thought I made this clear. Finger of Suspicion. Mine is on **Zoggie** , and frankly, now it’s on you. ---
**Author:** ![MHaye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bbe5ce/32.png) [@MHaye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MHaye)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/190 "2007-11-18T20:46:21Z")
_Gose through his pockets one by one._ Nope. No keycard here. Lots of cards but none with keys attached. _Wanders off to the buffet again singing Johnny B. Good under his breath._ ---
**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/191 "2007-11-18T22:37:10Z")
Ghodfathers Gorgonzoala Gose guesed goregeous Guinnesss **mHaye must misspell words that begin with "g"** Woo-hoo! I’ve contributed!! ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/192 "2007-11-18T22:55:50Z")
[QUOTE=ZipperJJ] Ok, **dotchan** just called and said that when she got home, she realized someone had pilfered her key card from her back pocket. **I need everyone to empty their pockets and tell me what’s in them.** Nobody leaves until we find this key card! [/QUOTE] Hamburgers Cheese Pie soup No more, sorry. ---
**Author:** ![MHaye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bbe5ce/32.png) [@MHaye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MHaye)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/193 "2007-11-18T23:35:06Z")
Well, I tried. Goood luck, gnag. (ETA : And yes, “Google” is a misspelling.) ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/194 "2007-11-18T23:54:17Z")
A groovie run, **MHaye**! ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/195 "2007-11-19T00:32:28Z")
Awesome, dude! And now, more pie. Er, I mean socializing. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/196 "2007-11-19T03:33:17Z")
[QUOTE=ZipperJJ] Ok, **dotchan** just called and said that when she got home, she realized someone had pilfered her key card from her back pocket. **I need everyone to empty their pockets and tell me what’s in them.** Nobody leaves until we find this key card! [/QUOTE] Oh my… Well, in my pants left pocket…keys, cigarettes, lighter, ipod… right pocket; cell phone, change, some loose dollars, matches…umm..an old receipt of some kind (I wonder what that was for..) back right pocket, wallet shirt pocket; party invite and a couple other papers… **pants slightly** Are you gonna make me go through my jacket, cause this is getting to be a lot of work. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/197 "2007-11-19T13:53:34Z")
Oy vey, haven’t we found the key card yet? ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/198 "2007-11-19T17:16:24Z")
Guessed: fachverwirrt (uses foreign phrases) Blaster Master (uses compound words all the time) twickster (must use palindromes) What Exit? (must talk about the Middle-Earth in all of his posts) Rysto (In love with Host **ZipperJJ** ) Diomedes (Always mentions a different car brand) MHaye (always misspells words starting with “g”) Still around: Zoggie Always Bring Pie Kat Kerrigan Antinor01 twickster ---
**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/199 "2007-11-19T17:39:52Z")
Pissing in the wind here… **twickster (2) must adopt someone else’s quirk in each post** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/200 "2007-11-19T17:54:18Z")
Do I at least get credit for using more than one quirk in several of my posts? ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198.md?page=11)