# Party V: The Free-For-All. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 13, 2007, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198 "2007-11-13T01:22:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/21 "2007-11-13T20:07:46Z")
/in as ironhanded dictator…I mean pleasantly bland hostess. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/22 "2007-11-14T03:46:05Z")
/bump /cows ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/23 "2007-11-14T04:13:56Z")
I’ll play as a guest. I can’t do the host. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/24 "2007-11-14T05:00:34Z")
Some of you that have signed up still need to PM a quirk. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/25 "2007-11-14T05:12:31Z")
I know, I know. I can’t think of a good one. Anyone got any spares? ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/26 "2007-11-14T19:16:11Z")
Okay… Hosts are: ZipperJJ ArizonaTeach Taber Guests are: MHaye Zoggie\* twickster Diomedes Rysto Purplkid\_Caterer Kat fachverwirrt Kerrigan Blaster Master\* Antinor01 dotchan\* What Exit \*didn’t come up with a quirk in time so I have PMed you quirks I thought up really fast. Let the game begin. Good luck to both sides. ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/27 "2007-11-14T19:25:46Z")
Oh good, I’m first. Where are the hors d’oeuvres? ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/28 "2007-11-14T19:31:34Z")
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt] Oh good, I’m first. Where are the hors d’oeuvres? [/QUOTE] I don’t know as I’ve just arrived. But I’m sure our hosts will be along with them very soon. Hmm, no drinks in sight either, do you think we’re just early? ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/29 "2007-11-14T19:40:24Z")
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt] Oh good, I’m first. Where are the hors d’oeuvres? [/QUOTE] Look at you, using that hoity-toity language. It’s FOOD, damnit. Hell, I’d even settle for fingerfood. But don’t go using that horrid french language around me; it sounds like someone dry-heaving with cottonballs shoved up his nose. Speaking of which, where is the damn food? I could totally go for some cake… mmm… especially chocolate devilsfood cake. And where are the hosts? No one bothered to take my raincoat when I walked in? What kind of host doesn’t greet his guests and take their coats. Maybe it was a mistake to come here. ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/30 "2007-11-14T19:41:44Z")
[QUOTE=Blaster Master] Look at you, using that hoity-toity language. It’s FOOD, damnit. Hell, I’d even settle for fingerfood. But don’t go using that horrid french language around me; it sounds like someone dry-heaving with cottonballs shoved up his nose. [/QUOTE] Well, excusez-moi! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/31 "2007-11-14T19:43:33Z")
[QUOTE=Antinor01] I don’t know as I’ve just arrived. But I’m sure our hosts will be along with them very soon. Hmm, no drinks in sight either, do you think we’re just early? [/QUOTE] This reminds me of the “Unexpected Party” when dwarves kept appearing at Bilbo’s door and he didn’t have any food or drink ready. ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/32 "2007-11-14T19:44:51Z")
[QUOTE=Antinor01] I don’t know as I’ve just arrived. But I’m sure our hosts will be along with them very soon. Hmm, no drinks in sight either, do you think we’re just early? [/QUOTE] I’m definitely not early. I always show up fashionably late. I think the hosts are even worse than we are. I think they’re bunch of attention whores, because we’ll all be so in need of their hosting when they arrive, that they think we’ll forget that they’re thoughtlessly late. Of course, if I were to think on the positive side… maybe they just had a brainfart? Maybe they were on their way here and realized they forgot the margarita mix and the peppermint schnapps. Nah, I think they’re just a bunch of assholes. Yup, that’s it! ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/33 "2007-11-14T19:48:58Z")
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt] Well, excusez-moi! 😛 [/QUOTE] You are NOT excused. I will absolutely NOT put up with your high society, elitist, silverspooned attitude. So you speak French! Well, I speak English, damnit! And this faux apology gets no sort of sympathy from me. Not from this hardnosed beast. ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/34 "2007-11-14T19:51:13Z")
[QUOTE=Blaster Master] You are NOT excused. I will absolutely NOT put up with your high society, elitist, silverspooned attitude. So you speak French! Well, I speak English, damnit! And this faux apology gets no sort of sympathy from me. Not from this hardnosed beast. [/QUOTE] Urm… sorry. I should have known better than to get shitfaced before even coming to the party. My behavior was uncalled for. Where’s kitchen? I think I’m going to need to douce my hot temper with some cool icewater. ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/35 "2007-11-14T19:52:21Z")
Oh man… I’m going to need some tylenol too. I’ve got a pounding headache. ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/36 "2007-11-14T19:54:45Z")
[QUOTE=Blaster Master] Urm… sorry. I should have known better than to get shitfaced before even coming to the party. My behavior was uncalled for. Where’s kitchen? I think I’m going to need to douce my hot temper with some cool icewater. [/QUOTE] Apology accepted. Is there any wine? I could use a nice chianti. ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/37 "2007-11-14T19:55:42Z")
I don’t think that you guys should be so mean about our hosts. They didn’t have to host this party for us. And **ZipperJJ** seems so nice. I think she’d be really hurt if she knew you guys were saying such awful things about her. ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/38 "2007-11-14T19:56:14Z")
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt] Apology accepted. Is there any wine? I good use a nice chianti. [/QUOTE] I think I saw some in the cupboard, right next to the fava beans. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/39 "2007-11-14T19:59:30Z")
[QUOTE=Rysto] I don’t think that you guys should be so mean about our hosts. They didn’t have to host this party for us. And **ZipperJJ** seems so nice. I think she’d be really hurt if she knew you guys were saying such awful things about her. [/QUOTE] I wasn’t trying to be mean… it was the booze talking. I think she’ll realize that, unless she’s overly touchy on that. Urgh… now I’m feeling nauseous. If you all need me, I’ll be in the bathroom, hanging my head over the toilet bowl. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/40 "2007-11-14T19:59:35Z")
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt] Apology accepted. Is there any wine? I good use a nice chianti. [/QUOTE] You know the wines of Dorwinion are suppose to be particularly excellent. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198.md?page=3)