# Party V: The Free-For-All.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 13, 2007, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198 "2007-11-13T01:22:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/81 "2007-11-14T23:31:03Z")

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**Twickster must include a palindrome in each post**

(I liked party boobytrap)

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/82 "2007-11-14T23:34:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Taber]  
That sounds awful, and incidently is my excuse for being late too. Don’t you know you need someone to suck out the poison? not it

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Actually, I think my friendly midget friend Jorge should be along any moment now. He’s used to doing such dirty work for me, and is well known for being immune to most natural poisons. Curiously, he’s also deathly allergic to all forms of alcohol, so please don’t allow him to sniff around the bar.

Speaking of booze, what’s on tap, my good hosts?

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**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/83 "2007-11-14T23:35:34Z")

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_passes **Rysto** a note saying “do you like **ZipperJJ**? \_yes \_no”_

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/84 "2007-11-14T23:37:14Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
😕 Is this a party boobytrap? 😕

Sure! I don’t know how to play poker – do you know how to play spite and malice? That’s a good game.  
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Well that just isn’t right to make such an accusation, of course it isn’t a boobytrap. Was a perfectly honest straightforward question. Not like I was going to suggest 52 card pickup or anything.

I could teach you to play poker if you like, I enjoy texas hold-em myself. Although I’m sure I’ve heard of spite and malice but don’t remember the rules, if you write them down for me so I have something to reference we can give it a go.

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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/85 "2007-11-14T23:41:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Taber]  
_passes **Rysto** a note saying “do you like **ZipperJJ**? \_yes \_no”_  
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Oh my god! I cannot believe you’d say that right in front of her! Oh, I’m so humiliated…

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**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/86 "2007-11-14T23:46:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Rysto]  
Oh my god! I cannot believe you’d say that right in front of her! Oh, I’m so humiliated…  
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relax, I’m pretty sure she can’t hear the note.  
Unfortunately, I’m pretty sure she’ll hear **Rysto has a secret crush on ZipperJJ**

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/87 "2007-11-14T23:52:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Taber]  
**Twickster must include a palindrome in each post**

(I liked party boobytrap)  
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Huh.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/88 "2007-11-15T01:30:01Z")

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Right guesses all over the place.

Guessed:

fachverwirrt (uses foreign phrases)  
Blaster Master (uses compound words all the time)  
twickster (must use palindromes)  
What Exit? (must talk about the Middle-Earth in all of his posts)  
Rysto (In love with Host **ZipperJJ** )

Still around:

MHaye  
Zoggie  
Diomedes  
Purplkid\_Caterer  
Kat  
Kerrigan  
Antinor01  
dotchan

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/89 "2007-11-15T01:57:01Z")

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Hello! I’m here now! Commence.

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/90 "2007-11-15T02:06:04Z")

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Hello?!?

Has everyone gone home? 😕

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/91 "2007-11-15T02:16:58Z")

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We’re all doing karaoke in the other room. I’m particularly fond of ABBA. What groups do you like?

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/92 "2007-11-15T02:26:30Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
We’re all doing karaoke in the other room. I’m particularly fond of ABBA. What groups do you like?  
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Jackson Browne!

Magpie

Harry Connick, Jr.

Musicals

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/93 "2007-11-15T02:27:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Purplkid\_Caterer]  
Hello?!?

Has everyone gone home? 😕  
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Not at all, my dear. Please, pull up a chair and let me tell you stories of my exploits in the wilds: I fought fearsome jaguars in the Yucatan, I flew an F-16 Falcon over the South Seas, I have been at the courts of kings and queens, and trekked through the slums of countless cities…  
And where’s that drink I was looking for?

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/94 "2007-11-15T02:29:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Purplkid\_Caterer]  
Hello?!?

Has everyone gone home? 😕  
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Mellon, and many welcomes. Please enjoy the party.

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/95 "2007-11-15T02:32:30Z")

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Aw, shucks…

Glad you’re all here.

May I have a milkshake please?

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**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/96 "2007-11-15T02:44:12Z")

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Sure, and here’s a beer for\*\* Diomedes\*\*, you two should talk.

He could tell you all about his adventures, and I’m sure you’d respond with the appropriate amount of excitement and questions, you two would have a nice complementary relationship.

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/97 "2007-11-15T02:46:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Taber]  
Sure, and here’s a beer for\*\* Diomedes\*\*, you two should talk.

He could tell you all about his adventures, and I’m sure you’d respond with the appropriate amount of excitement and questions, you two would have a nice complementary relationship.  
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Hello, **Diomedes** , how are you?

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/98 "2007-11-15T02:56:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Purplkid\_Caterer]  
Hello, **Diomedes** , how are you?  
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I’m doing quite well.. I just returned from a long walk, going from Land’s End to John O’ Groats. I met a bonnie highlander lass on the tail end of the journey who reminds me of you.

What’ve you been up to recently?

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/99 "2007-11-15T03:08:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Diomedes]  
I’m doing quite well.. I just returned from a long walk, going from Land’s End to John O’ Groats. I met a bonnie highlander lass on the tail end of the journey who reminds me of you.

What’ve you been up to recently?  
[/QUOTE]

Cooking. Duh. 😃

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**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/party-v-the-free-for-all/426198/100 "2007-11-15T03:18:41Z")

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[QUOTE=What Exit?]  
Mellon, and many welcomes. Please enjoy the party.  
[/QUOTE]

So, what would you say to this: Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul?

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