# Partying with Salma Hayek **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 30, 1999, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/partying-with-salma-hayek/6502 "1999-06-30T10:28:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 1999, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/partying-with-salma-hayek/6502/1 "1999-06-30T10:28:00Z")
This is truly MPSIMS: July 26th is the Grand Opening for Wild Wild West in Sweden. I’m invited and will go to the big Party Afterwards in a private villa. Will Smith and Salma Hayek will be there too. I **am** getting a life… * * * _When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 1999, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/partying-with-salma-hayek/6502/2 "1999-06-30T12:46:00Z")
Charlie, how fun! You’re lucky-Hope you have a great time. Will Smith is one of my favorite entertainment people. He just seems so…normal, I guess. Have a blast! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 1999, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/partying-with-salma-hayek/6502/3 "1999-06-30T19:19:00Z")
Charlie, So, do you need a date for the party? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 1999, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/partying-with-salma-hayek/6502/4 "1999-06-30T20:20:00Z")
Charlie, So, does Salma Hayek need a date for the party? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 1999, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/partying-with-salma-hayek/6502/5 "1999-06-30T23:55:00Z")
> [@](#): > > So, does Salma Hayek need a date for the party? Or a live-in personal masseur? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 1999, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/partying-with-salma-hayek/6502/6 "1999-07-01T08:41:00Z")
I doubt if I’ll get _up close and personal_ with Salma Hayek, and to tell you the truth, I’m not the least bit impressed with the celebrity scene. I find it to be very superficial, and from what I’ve seen of the movie, I’m not sure if I’m going to like it. However, since I’m no celebrity myself, getting invited is recognition for a lot of hard work backstage in the media. And that’s nice. We alkl need some confirmation every now and then. ct ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/partying-with-salma-hayek/6502/7 "2000-07-14T20:13:08Z")
Just to be a dorkus I thought I would find the oldest inacrive thread i could and bring it back to the top 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/partying-with-salma-hayek/6502/8 "2000-07-14T20:21:21Z")
Well, **BurnMeUp** , although I do not approve of your action, I am curious to know if **Charlie** managed to get into Salma and/or Will’s pants. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/partying-with-salma-hayek/6502/9 "2000-07-14T21:29:10Z")
Heh. Someone beat you to it the other day. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=1) This one was dormant for well over a year. ---
**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/partying-with-salma-hayek/6502/10 "2000-07-14T21:40:39Z")
Well, I feel like I dumbass. I just now figured out Charlie Tan’s screen name. ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/partying-with-salma-hayek/6502/11 "2000-07-14T23:46:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\*Heh. Someone beat you to it the other day. > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=1) This one was dormant for well over a year. \*\* Damnit! There are no original ideas anymore! 😉