# Passion Of The Christ sequel to begin filming next year **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** movies\ **Created:** [September 19, 2024, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/passion-of-the-christ-sequel-to-begin-filming-next-year/1007463 "2024-09-19T09:59:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/passion-of-the-christ-sequel-to-begin-filming-next-year/1007463/41 "2024-09-19T17:27:59Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > The rest is pre-teen Jesus doing fine woodworking, lecturing the priests, and winning a chariot race And bringing clay birds to life, I think? I vaguely remember a story like that. ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/passion-of-the-christ-sequel-to-begin-filming-next-year/1007463/42 "2024-09-19T17:32:56Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > Jesus is your pronoun Look, Jesus said Jesus didn’t have no pronouns, and Jesus meant it! We’re getting dangerously close to [Marklar](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSymxjrzdXc) territory, here. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/passion-of-the-christ-sequel-to-begin-filming-next-year/1007463/43 "2024-09-19T18:01:46Z")
I wish someone would make a creative/funny movie about this! ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/passion-of-the-christ-sequel-to-begin-filming-next-year/1007463/44 "2024-09-19T18:13:34Z")
The 2,000 year long traffic jam of the Christ. “I’d come back, but these chariots aren’t moving.” ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/passion-of-the-christ-sequel-to-begin-filming-next-year/1007463/45 "2024-09-19T18:21:22Z")
_The Passion Of The Christ II: Next Time Use Bigger Nails._ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/passion-of-the-christ-sequel-to-begin-filming-next-year/1007463/46 "2024-09-19T20:12:38Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > The Passion of the Christ II: Double Crossed. For the win! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/passion-of-the-christ-sequel-to-begin-filming-next-year/1007463/47 "2024-09-19T23:44:51Z")
Don’t forget in the credits: Jesus Christ will return | in You Only Come Twice ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/passion-of-the-christ-sequel-to-begin-filming-next-year/1007463/48 "2024-09-20T00:43:15Z")
I thought they already made the sequel? > **[The Book of Mormon on Broadway | Official Site](https://bookofmormonbroadway.com/)** > > The Book of Mormon, The first Broadway Musical by Matt Stone and Trey Parker the Creators of South Park. God's favorite musical. God loves Mormons and he wants some more. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/passion-of-the-christ-sequel-to-begin-filming-next-year/1007463/49 "2024-09-20T00:49:17Z")
> [@Horatius](#): > > Jesus didn’t have no pronouns!!! “I am he,” Jesus said. -John 18:5 ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/passion-of-the-christ-sequel-to-begin-filming-next-year/1007463/50 "2024-09-20T01:12:10Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > “I am he,” Jesus said. “I am they” would have been preferable, but way back then the Romans and Judeans weren’t yet fully hip to socially acceptable pronoun usage. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/passion-of-the-christ-sequel-to-begin-filming-next-year/1007463/51 "2024-09-20T01:16:32Z")
There’s also Jesus’s scourging of the TERFs: _When Jesus said, “I am he,” they drew back and fell to the ground._ ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/passion-of-the-christ-sequel-to-begin-filming-next-year/1007463/52 "2024-09-20T01:23:07Z")
_Passion of the Christ II: The Second Coming._ Rated X. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/passion-of-the-christ-sequel-to-begin-filming-next-year/1007463/53 "2024-09-20T01:30:27Z")
They need to do research into a showcase of what Jesus would probably have worn, for historical authenticity. You know, _The Fashion of The Christ._ ---
**Author:** ![Kropotkin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kropotkin/32/18045_2.png) [@Kropotkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kropotkin)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/passion-of-the-christ-sequel-to-begin-filming-next-year/1007463/54 "2024-09-20T01:31:29Z")
“Son of The Son of God!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/passion-of-the-christ-sequel-to-begin-filming-next-year/1007463.md?page=2)