# Pastor David, full of the Christmas spirit

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-david-full-of-the-christmas-spirit/774619>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 13, 2016, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-david-full-of-the-christmas-spirit/774619 "2016-12-13T16:56:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-david-full-of-the-christmas-spirit/774619/21 "2016-12-14T19:31:03Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> This was where my daughter failed. One morning she came into the kitchen and informed us that she knew the tooth fairy wasn’t real because she gave her “the ultimate test” (her 6-y/o words!) She’d lost a tooth and didn’t tell us, but put it under her pillow anyway.
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> Busted!!
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> Her triumph was short-lived when we pointed out that there would be no more tooth fairy money. Ooops!
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> 😃
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> End hijack.

I can top that story. When my daughter was six and lost a tooth and we forgot that night, my wife was handed a note that said, “oh, tooth-fairy, you forgot”. I think she was under no illusion that the tooth-fairy was real.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-david-full-of-the-christmas-spirit/774619/22 "2016-12-14T21:00:18Z")

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> [@Catamount](#):
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> We used to get them at ECU as well. I think I remember Samuel, but I don’t recall a dead chicken.

ECU? Why is your username Catamount, WCU’s mascot? 🙂

Samuel didn’t always have the dead chicken. That just stood out in my recollection of him.

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-david-full-of-the-christmas-spirit/774619/23 "2016-12-14T23:12:08Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> ECU? Why is your username Catamount, WCU’s mascot? 🙂
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> Samuel didn’t always have the dead chicken. That just stood out in my recollection of him.

Same colors. 😉

Actually it’s because I left Pirate Country and moved to Catamount Country. Plus, I like kitties.

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**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2016, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-david-full-of-the-christmas-spirit/774619/24 "2016-12-15T08:50:37Z")

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Damn!

I was just born too soon - all we had on our campus was “Campus Crusade for Christ”.

I remember Barry McGuire singing “Eve of Destruction” for Campus Crusade for Christ.

In case you missed this charming group (they did door-to-door recruiting drives), they preached a weakened, pathetic version of Calvinism.

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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2016, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-david-full-of-the-christmas-spirit/774619/25 "2016-12-15T09:00:59Z")

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supposedly he formerly lived in the area and its where got his start and was there to see relatives

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2016, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-david-full-of-the-christmas-spirit/774619/26 "2016-12-15T09:05:05Z")

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I don’t think organized religion should get the rap for this. Basically, the guy’s brain is messed up - he is operating on a mix of paranoid delusions and oppositional defiant disorder, or something like that.

If a paranoid schizophrenic insisted that President Obama was sending him messages through the TV, we’d recognize that Obama and the TV were just catalysts for good ole’ fashioned craziness. I think the same is true here.

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