# Pastor my ass...tipping related **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 1, 2013, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019 "2013-02-01T07:41:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/21 "2013-02-01T16:25:20Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > How is it that so many people, who have been here forever, still don’t have a grasp on what is and is not allowed in each forum? **I thought I was a bit slow on the uptake** , but this is ridiculous. > > Yes, Virginia, you can say “Fuck that other guy over there” in MPSIMS. Well you’re right about one thing. ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/22 "2013-02-01T17:26:45Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I agree. Sure, lady, your reputation has been ruined - because people who leave snarky comments in lieu of tips are bound to have _spotless_ reputations. I’m sure she had a great reputation, with people who don’t know what a fucking shitbag she is. Now everyone knows, and her reputation is in tatters. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/23 "2013-02-01T17:29:04Z")
Well, that’s the thing - anyone who knows her presumably knew she was a shitbag. So she’s got the same reputation, just more of it. ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/24 "2013-02-01T17:33:34Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > So she’s got the same reputation, just more of it. That’s why she’s so pissed off. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/25 "2013-02-01T17:40:51Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > Well you’re right about one thing. Hey, take it easy. It’s tough being a reanimated corpse! ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/26 "2013-02-01T17:58:44Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > How is it that so many people, who have been here forever, still don’t have a grasp on what is and is not allowed in each forum? I thought I was a bit slow on the uptake, but this is ridiculous. > > Yes, Virginia, you can say “Fuck that other guy over there” in MPSIMS. Well **twickster** just today\* realized, after being called out on it in a ATMB thread, you can’t call people assholes outside of the pit. She’s been here 11 years and been a mod for several of those. But it’s Ok because she said she was sorry, after being called out on it, so no need for a mod note or warning. Also nobody reported it so she thought it was A-Ok. Because apparantly there is no such thing as a wrong-doing unless you get caught. _Recently she realized you can’t call people twats outside of the pit but it’s Ok because she gave herself a mod note. Even though she’s given other posters warnings instead of notes because they have been here long enough to know better_\*. Even though those people have been here fewer years than she has. \*\*Her very own explanation. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/27 "2013-02-01T18:03:24Z")
That’s not what she said. Try again. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/28 "2013-02-01T18:09:41Z")
Or actually please don’t try again because nobody really cares anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/29 "2013-02-01T18:57:36Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > That’s not what she said. Try again. And if you do, try to do it in the proper forum. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/30 "2013-02-01T19:03:45Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Their firing everyone up in here! > > Pastor got what they deserved. You’d think religious types would get this whole tipping thing, given as they all pretty much work on tips. Its not like I swing into the Catholic Church say and they charge me 5.95 for a morning service and ask me if I would like to supersize my communion wafer. Now if they supersized your helping of communion wine, then they’d be on to something. We could even do a scientific test of transubstantiation: drunkenness ==\> it’s still wine. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/31 "2013-02-01T19:55:25Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > And if you do, try to do it in the proper forum. Jesus Christ, Mr. I want so bad to be a moderator that I’ll suck ten thousand dicks to be one again, fucking learn to read. I wasn’t ccomplaining about her mod actions I was providing an example of someone that BigT described. Here let me repost it so that you can hopefully understand that not every mention of a poster who is also a mod is a criticism of their modding actions. Fucktard. > [@BigT](#): > > How is it that so many people, who have been here forever, still don’t have a grasp on what is and is not allowed in each forum? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/32 "2013-02-01T20:17:46Z")
The MEEK shall inherit the Earth. The M E E K. Not the cheap. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/33 "2013-02-01T20:17:49Z")
What did she do after you passed her your ass? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/34 "2013-02-01T20:23:04Z")
I couldn’t even pass her, my ass has a bad shimmy over 1.5 mph. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/35 "2013-02-01T20:34:24Z")
I do think I’ve figured out why God gets ten percent though. He did do a pretty bang up job on the universe obviously. And in six days none the less. So it is pretty obvious he gave a hundred and ten percent. Now it only seems fair that he get that ten percent back so he can at least break even on this venture. I suspect he expects the big payback to be from royalties, mechandising, reruns and various spin offs. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/36 "2013-02-01T20:39:49Z")
> [@ThisSpaceForRent](#): > > why would og need money? To buy a starship, duh! ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/37 "2013-02-01T21:28:44Z")
The Gawker article has a link to the church’s web page. Which now says page not found. \ ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/38 "2013-02-01T21:55:06Z")
I’m trying to sing the thread title to the tune of Jackson Browne’s “Doctor My Eyes.” ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/39 "2013-02-02T02:53:59Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Jesus Christ, Mr. I want so bad to be a moderator that I’ll suck ten thousand dicks to be one again, fucking learn to read. I wasn’t ccomplaining about her mod actions I was providing an example of someone that BigT described. [Moderating] Right, sure you were. Hey, got any bridges for sale? While I wait for you to get back to me on that, do me a solid and keep your tedious whinging about moderator actions in ATMB, where it belongs. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/40 "2013-02-02T08:58:58Z")
I am sick and tired of people pulling the “poor oppressed christian” when they pull stunts like this. I am also over anyone who gives crap to people working Sundays. It’s your holy day, now fuck off home and eat peanut butter. If you don’t want to tip, take your ass to McDonalds or Burger King. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019.md?page=3)