# Pastor my ass...tipping related **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 1, 2013, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019 "2013-02-01T07:41:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/41 "2013-02-02T09:44:32Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > The MEEK shall inherit the Earth. The M E E K. … Shit! I thought it was M E E P, and wondered why the Roadrunner was gonna to get everything. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/42 "2013-02-02T15:07:18Z")
> [@anya\_marie](#): > > I am sick and tired of people pulling the “poor oppressed christian” when they pull stunts like this. I am also over anyone who gives crap to people working Sundays. It’s your holy day, now fuck off home and eat peanut butter. If you don’t want to tip, take your ass to McDonalds or Burger King. Or render unto Little Caesar, but at least haul your fat ass to the store for a take-out rather than stiffing a delivery driver. ---
**Author:** ![enomaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@enomaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enomaj)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/43 "2013-02-02T15:32:04Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > GQ: What causes chapped ass? > GD: Resolved: chapped ass should not be covered by Medicare > CS: What if Frodo’s ass were chapped on the way to Mordor? > GR: Anyone interested in playing Ass Chappers? > EL: Will chapped ass be a factor in the 2016 election? > IMHO: Poll - chapped ass or sandy vagina? > MPIMS: I think my cat’s ass is chapped > BBQ: Frank, you and your chapped ass come on down > ATMB: Why wasn’t Frank warned for being a jerk (re: “chapped ass”)? Marketplace: Anybody wanna buy a pair of assless chaps? ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/44 "2013-02-02T16:17:00Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > GQ: What causes chapped ass? > GD: Resolved: chapped ass should not be covered by Medicare > CS: What if Frodo’s ass were chapped on the way to Mordor? > GR: Anyone interested in playing Ass Chappers? > EL: Will chapped ass be a factor in the 2016 election? > IMHO: Poll - chapped ass or sandy vagina? > MPIMS: I think my cat’s ass is chapped > BBQ: Frank, you and your chapped ass come on down > ATMB: Why wasn’t Frank warned for being a jerk (re: “chapped ass”)? > [@enomaj](#): > > Marketplace: Anybody wanna buy a pair of assless chaps? Straight Dope Chicago: These Chicago winters chap my ass. Where can I get a nice hot deep-dish pizza to sit on? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/45 "2013-02-02T19:34:43Z")
The Barn House: If my ass is chapped, can I use Absorbine, Sr. on it? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019/46 "2013-02-05T15:08:36Z")
> [@Cheesesteak](#): > > That’s why she’s so pissed off. Well, I know that con-men & grifters have an awfully hard time plying their trade when everyone knows that they are con-men & grifters. I’m not sure I know a lot about the religion business, but if the concept of bench-marking holds true across industry lines… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-my-ass-tipping-related/649019.md?page=2)