# Pastor urinates on woman during flight

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-urinates-on-woman-during-flight/924222>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 29, 2020, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-urinates-on-woman-during-flight/924222 "2020-10-29T16:58:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-urinates-on-woman-during-flight/924222/21 "2020-10-30T16:52:13Z")

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> [@jtur88](#):
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> it would have passed unremarked.

I saw what you did there. 😃

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-urinates-on-woman-during-flight/924222/22 "2020-10-30T17:01:02Z")

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> [@Bullitt](#):
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> Also, sprinkling of holy water.

Could have been worse: he could have been from a denomination that practices immersion.

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**Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-urinates-on-woman-during-flight/924222/23 "2020-10-30T17:14:31Z")

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trivia: Geoffrey Fieger.'s brother Doug was the lead singer of the Knack. He died of cancer in 2010.

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**Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-urinates-on-woman-during-flight/924222/24 "2020-10-30T17:57:20Z")

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> [@Guy\_Incognito](#):
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> He might have better luck blaming it on Ambien if he had hollered 'the power of Christ compels thee!" while it was happening.

Do you mean “… if he had hollered …” or “… if he had **n’t** hollered …”?

Either way makes for a great story!

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**Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pastor-urinates-on-woman-during-flight/924222/25 "2020-10-30T19:34:18Z")

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The lord told him he would turn the pee into wine. Did she have her glass out?

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