# Pat Boone is a fucking asshole

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-is-a-fucking-asshole/498216>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 31, 2009, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-is-a-fucking-asshole/498216 "2009-05-31T01:00:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![Xan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ac8455/32.png) [@Xan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xan)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-is-a-fucking-asshole/498216/1 "2009-05-31T01:00:54Z")

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[Pat Boone Equates pro-gay protestors with Mumbai Terrorists](http://www.hrc.org/news/11676.htm)

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> “let me ask you: Have you not seen the awful similarity between what happened in Mumbai and what’s happening right now in our cities?” Boone went on to state, “What troubles me so deeply, and should trouble all thinking Americans, is that there is a real, unbroken line between the jihadist savagery in Mumbai and the hedonistic, irresponsible, blindly selfish goals and tactics of our homegrown sexual jihadists.”

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> “You haven’t seen, on the evening news, prominent entertainers and even California Gov. Schwarzenegger, urging the demonstrators on, telling them they should “never give up” until they get their way?” Boone added, “Hate is hate, no matter where it erupts. And hate, unbridled, will eventually and inevitably boil into violence.”

Are you fucking shitting me? How in the fucking hell are those things anything alike?

Words fail me.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-is-a-fucking-asshole/498216/2 "2009-05-31T01:12:45Z")

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Sexual jihadists?

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-is-a-fucking-asshole/498216/3 "2009-05-31T01:15:59Z")

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“Hate is hate, no matter where it erupts.” Look in the fucking mirror, Pat.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-is-a-fucking-asshole/498216/4 "2009-05-31T01:16:23Z")

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😕:eek:😕

my mind is boggled… boogled even… what a dipshit.

Is it any surprise that he has this attitude tho? I mean, the metaphor is kind of a surprise for it’s, ahem, breath-taking scope, but the attitude doesn’t surprise me.  
ETA: I don’t think that his commentary has had much effect on the world at large, seeing as how that article is nearly 6 months old.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-is-a-fucking-asshole/498216/5 "2009-05-31T01:17:25Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Sexual jihadists?

Band name!

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-is-a-fucking-asshole/498216/6 "2009-05-31T01:23:58Z")

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OTOH, [this](http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=82830) is gonna be kinda fun to pick apart.

> [@Pat "Dipshit" Boone](#):
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> Marriage is not a governmental creation; it is a time honored and biblically ordained institution that is subject not to the government but to the will of the people.

How did people in parts of the world without the bible come to start marrying, then?

What is the government if it isn’t “the will of the people”?

OK, I got my slap in… who’s next?

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-is-a-fucking-asshole/498216/7 "2009-05-31T01:25:44Z")

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_When I’m at my baddest  
I want… sexual jihadists.  
Sexual… jiiiihad-ists…_

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-is-a-fucking-asshole/498216/8 "2009-05-31T01:26:58Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> _When I’m at my baddest  
> I want… sexual jihadists.  
> Sexual… jiiiihad-ists…_

Ya know, if you sing this in a Peter Griffin kind of voice, it actually rhymes.

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**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-is-a-fucking-asshole/498216/9 "2009-05-31T01:28:42Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> _When I’m at my baddest  
> I want… sexual jihadists.  
> Sexual… jiiiihad-ists…_

ITT: good techno lyrics.

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-is-a-fucking-asshole/498216/10 "2009-05-31T01:29:10Z")

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Hey, the Faggot Liberation Front has been marching to and fro in front of my building all day with their AK-47s. This isn’t happening in your town? Take your blinders off, you’ve got armed homos everywhere out for blood shooting people!

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-is-a-fucking-asshole/498216/11 "2009-05-31T01:32:49Z")

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Huh. Pat Boone is still alive?

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-is-a-fucking-asshole/498216/12 "2009-05-31T01:34:30Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Sexual jihadists?

And wanting to get married is hedonistic?

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**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-is-a-fucking-asshole/498216/13 "2009-05-31T01:37:53Z")

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> [@mswas](#):
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> Hey, the Faggot Liberation Front has been marching to and fro in front of my building all day with their AK-47s. This isn’t happening in your town? Take your blinders off, you’ve got armed homos everywhere out for blood shooting people!

Quick! Call in the [MILF](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moro_Islamic_Liberation_Front)s maybe they can help!

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_fun_ball/32/17664_2.png) [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Fun_Ball)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-is-a-fucking-asshole/498216/14 "2009-05-31T01:44:41Z")

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Wow. What a fucking moron!

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-is-a-fucking-asshole/498216/15 "2009-05-31T01:45:56Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Huh. Pat Boone is still alive?

Yeah, my first thought was, “Pat Boone, isn’t he like some old singer or something?”

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-is-a-fucking-asshole/498216/16 "2009-05-31T01:47:50Z")

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No, his daughter Debby is an old singer.

Pat is _ancient_. 😛

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-is-a-fucking-asshole/498216/17 "2009-05-31T02:03:21Z")

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In the name of religion he speaks hatred about people who are in love and want to be married.

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**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-is-a-fucking-asshole/498216/18 "2009-05-31T02:16:58Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Huh. Pat Boone is still alive?

Well, the article and quote’s 6 months old, so things might have changed for the better.

McCain also used Boone to record his robo-calls during the '08 election. Nice bedfellows there, McCain (pun intended).

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-is-a-fucking-asshole/498216/19 "2009-05-31T02:17:35Z")

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> [@gonzomax](#):
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> In the name of religion he speaks hatred about people who are in love and want to be married.

Extra irony: he claims to speak for a religion that claims love as a central tenet.

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**Author:** ![Xan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ac8455/32.png) [@Xan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xan)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-is-a-fucking-asshole/498216/20 "2009-05-31T02:21:01Z")

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> [@stpauler](#):
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> Well, the article and quote’s 6 months old, so things might have changed for the better.
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> McCain also used Boone to record his robo-calls during the '08 election. Nice bedfellows there, McCain (pun intended).

Nope he’s still alive. Sadly.

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