# Pat Boone - Your argument sucks **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 10, 2006, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-your-argument-sucks/360170 "2006-06-10T05:20:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2006, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-your-argument-sucks/360170/21 "2006-06-11T00:57:52Z")
I blush to say this, but I’ve been told that my china cabinet consists of two…_married_ pieces. Who would have thought? ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2006, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-your-argument-sucks/360170/22 "2006-06-11T02:52:10Z")
The US Supreme Court is now sometimes citing dictionaries in their opinions. It is easier, it seems, to let someone else do the thinking. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2006, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-your-argument-sucks/360170/23 "2006-06-11T03:08:28Z")
> [@Jebus H. Christ](#): > > [http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=marriage](http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=marriage) When will somebody take a stand against these activist dictionaries? ---
**Author:** ![beergeek279](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@beergeek279](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beergeek279)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2006, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-your-argument-sucks/360170/24 "2006-06-11T05:56:14Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > If it’s any consolation Pat is definitely going to hell, to pay for all the good rock/blues songs he emasculated back in the '50s. Is there an even lower ring for _In a Metal Mood_??? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2006, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-your-argument-sucks/360170/25 "2006-06-12T06:26:53Z")
> [@Slithy Tove](#): > > So, not only am I supposed to believe in God, but also leprechauns? Only if you keep in mind just what sort of perverts those leprechauns really are, what with their green clovers, yellow moons, purple horseshoes, and ice-blue dildos. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2006, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-your-argument-sucks/360170/26 "2006-06-12T07:16:05Z")
You want to talk about unholy unions? My \*aunt \*is married to my _uncle!_ Isn’t that fucked up? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2006, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-your-argument-sucks/360170/27 "2006-06-12T12:06:00Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > Only if you keep in mind just what sort of perverts those leprechauns really are, what with their green clovers, yellow moons, purple horseshoes, and ice-blue dildos. Yeah, we’re magically suspicious. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2006, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-your-argument-sucks/360170/28 "2006-06-12T12:59:53Z")
> [@Ferret Herder](#): > > Plus it’s wrong. Hydrogen peroxide is H[sub]2[/sub]O[sub]2[/sub], while the pastor says it’s “two parts oxygen with one part hydrogen.” I wouldn’t be surprised at hearing that some fundies don’t have a clear under standing of science. I just finished watching an excellent series on evolution. Thoroughly watchable except for the last segment, which focused hugely on creationists. There was an incredible amount of Stupid packed into that hour. One bonehead said (paraphrased) “So evolution says that God created Adam out of one ball of slime and created Eve out of another ball of slime? That’s sacreligious!” ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-your-argument-sucks/360170/29 "2006-06-12T17:26:32Z")
> [@Slithy Tove](#): > > So, not only am I supposed to believe in God, but also leprechauns? Hobbits, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2006, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-your-argument-sucks/360170/30 "2006-06-12T17:53:30Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > One bonehead said (paraphrased) “So evolution says that God created Adam out of one ball of slime and created Eve out of another ball of slime? That’s sacreligious!” Right. Only Adam got created out of a ball of slime. Eve was created out of spareribs. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2006, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-your-argument-sucks/360170/31 "2006-06-12T18:03:33Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Eve was created out of spareribs. Then why isn’t pork kosher? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2006, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-your-argument-sucks/360170/32 "2006-06-12T18:31:58Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Right. Only Adam got created out of a ball of slime. Eve was created out of spareribs. No wonder women are boneless. :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-boone-your-argument-sucks/360170.md?page=1)